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Conall Drest

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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

and the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,

then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,

then you may as well reboot it and go out with a bang,

'cause as sure as I'm a poet, that sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,

and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,

and you have to flash your memory and you want to RAM your ROM,

quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom.

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MADNESS

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I just can't wait to get some sleep.

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They didn't have the right disc.

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Hi Diddle Dee Dee! An actor's life for me!

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Fox: Deploy the Blue-Marine

Slippy: We can't it's broken.

*looks at Slippy* Fox: You're an amphibian right?

*Horrified* Slippy: oh no, don't even go there

*5 minutes later*

*over com* Fox: And remember, if you see that giant sea snake, go for the eyes

*underwater* Slippy: ah to heck with you Fox

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Are you 67?

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I'm gonna hunt Mud Crabs.

180px-MW-creature-Mudcrab.jpg

Mud Crab Lv.1: OH HAI!

Sergio Magnus Lv. 28: *slashes crab with longsword*

Mud Crab Lv.1: *dies*

Long Blade skill +1. Experience 10/10.

Sergio Magnus Lv. 28: *rests*

Sergio Magnus Lv. 29: *levels up* Yay!

Other Mud Crab Lv.1: OH HAI! OMG U KILL'D MAH FR- *dies*

...

EDIT: That's it, I just got the idea of making a Morrowind fanfic about my character and his Argonian slave Banalz ( Mods FTW ) fighting, or rather... murdering mercilessly, an army of friendly Mudcrabs.

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a wild slime appeared! *dragon warrior battle music plays*

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A slime draws near!

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I am tissue head! I will blow your nose!.........UP!

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Mmmmm False.... Imma have to go with False

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Iz haz thez dumbz!

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

(THE PSN IS COMING ONLINE!!!!!!)

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IMMA FIREN' MAH LAZA,BWAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know the Kangaroo only hops three times in the forest wtf.gif

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