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"GORDON!!!"

As repeated over 50 times in HL2.

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I wear a headcrab for a hat don't worry it isnt real...did it just move?

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Well the upshot is, the man's dead.

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The goblin army Approaches from the east! *waits 2 days on the west side of house* *army comes from the east*

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Optimism! Even at the end you make me laugh! I'm lying, that wasn't funny at all.

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Well, like this is going well

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That shed withstood a direct hit from a Tojo Dong Bomb!

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It's Chinese.

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And the Barrel roll was never completed.

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I tell ya, people are still talkin' about Superbowl 2012.

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Gentlemen nemeltneg you could spend hours even days watching me scoot around in my chair looking for a loophole but, you're screwed.

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You gotta give 1%. That's what'll give you that winning edge. 1%

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Will somebody cue that bird?"

Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh yeah). Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on). They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.

There's Speedy Cerviche: he's the leader of the bunch.

A heck of a fighter, Makes a heck of a lunch,

And little Polly Esther who's never afraid (That's me)

Of going into battle when the bad guy's invade.

There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic lover.

The cat gets down, down with a love-hangover.

Samurai Pizza Cats, they're so bad, they've got more fur than any turtle ever had.

They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese)

Stronger than dirt (Stronger than dirt)

If you step on their tails, then your gonna get hurt. (Don't hurt me)

Samurai Pizza Cats (they're fightin crime)

All over town

3-2-1, Pizza Cats are on the run

The big cheese is a villan, who's lower than low. It's a bit of a shame he lives in Little Tokyo.

We've got our nasty Bad Bird and his nasty Ninja Crows. As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show.

Sit right back, pick up a seat and turn the sound up high, and if you want the full effects, go eat a pizza-pie!

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Will somebody cue that bird?"

Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh yeah). Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on). They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.

There's Speedy Cerviche: he's the leader of the bunch.

A heck of a fighter, Makes a heck of a lunch,

And little Polly Esther who's never afraid (That's me)

Of going into battle when the bad guy's invade.

There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic lover.

The cat gets down, down with a love-hangover.

Samurai Pizza Cats, they're so bad, they've got more fur than any turtle ever had.

They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese)

Stronger than dirt (Stronger than dirt)

If you step on their tails, then your gonna get hurt. (Don't hurt me)

Samurai Pizza Cats (they're fightin crime)

All over town

3-2-1, Pizza Cats are on the run

The big cheese is a villan, who's lower than low. It's a bit of a shame he lives in Little Tokyo.

We've got our nasty Bad Bird and his nasty Ninja Crows. As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show.

Sit right back, pick up a seat and turn the sound up high, and if you want the full effects, go eat a pizza-pie!

I dedicate this to my rage fist *punch*

so very annoying song/show e.e

My first oni!

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"Guards! where the hell are my guards?!"

"There....!" *grabs man and throws him into giant radio*

-monents with heavy, heavies retarded holiday by Kitty0706

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"Give me the bird!"

"We'd love to! But the Fox sensors won't allow it."

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My lord! The engine room is swarming with replicators!

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