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Conall Drest

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i be tank bestest friend! i magic lord!!!!

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The seventeenth child of King Henry VIII was out on a spacewalk.

Suddenly a cow hurtled past him, and Boom Doom rejoiced.

Then the shattered like a pane of glass.

Meanwhile, on Planet Quarawar, a guy passed gas.

He did not first explain Boom Doom's sacred word "Ahmohnahmohneenee," and his left kidney exploded. When it did, he screamed "..." and the mattresses of the world suddenly died.

Then an old lady crashed her head through a window and countered, "WHERE'S THE BEEF!"

Then hundreds of thousands of screaming orcs barrel rolled gracefully through the sunroof and then all died in a pitiful explosion.

Then Grover Cleveland smiled, and a baby cried in anger and disgust somewhere in Germany.

Suddenly, Istanbul was invaded by the country of Djbouti itself and it was wiped off the face of the map.

All of the ham sandwiches in Antarctica teamed up with stale Twinkies to help bring down the mad ruler the Bowling Ball of Doom.

Darth Maul went "WTF?" and then he was beheaded by 1,312 kangaroos.

Then a guy fell in love with man-eating cannibals. He was not there the next morning. He was at the disco hall.

Pacman went "GIT IN MAH BELLAH!" and thirteen jars of mustard fell over.

The lids to the jars of mustard opened, and mustard spilled out.

The hobos saw this as a sign and began to worship the oozing yellow paste.

Unfortunately, the mustard hit a surge protector and caused a power outage for billions of people.

Uber Guard went "Bleh!" and power was restored.

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When you drink a slushie you enjoy every sip a little less until you no longer want to drink it.

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COULD A MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT!? HUH?! COULD A MORON DO THAT?!

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The door will open in 15 46 23 67 88 32 10 9876 6 7 -16.

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Adults lie to you.

When you were a kid they used to say that you can be what ever you wanna be when you grow up.

So why the hell am I not a Power Ranger yet?

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Reach and touch faith!

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"America has to move very fast, in order to stand still!"

-John F. Kennedy in real life.

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" I LOOKS AS IF WE HAVE SOME NNNAAAAYYY SAYERS IN THE AUDIENCE!!"

~The Great and Powerful Trixie.

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"FORK."

:troll:

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