King of the Shrooms Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 i be tank bestest friend! i magic lord!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nope. Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 It's a Dinohorse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedFox8 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 The seventeenth child of King Henry VIII was out on a spacewalk. Suddenly a cow hurtled past him, and Boom Doom rejoiced. Then the shattered like a pane of glass. Meanwhile, on Planet Quarawar, a guy passed gas. He did not first explain Boom Doom's sacred word "Ahmohnahmohneenee," and his left kidney exploded. When it did, he screamed "..." and the mattresses of the world suddenly died. Then an old lady crashed her head through a window and countered, "WHERE'S THE BEEF!" Then hundreds of thousands of screaming orcs barrel rolled gracefully through the sunroof and then all died in a pitiful explosion. Then Grover Cleveland smiled, and a baby cried in anger and disgust somewhere in Germany. Suddenly, Istanbul was invaded by the country of Djbouti itself and it was wiped off the face of the map. All of the ham sandwiches in Antarctica teamed up with stale Twinkies to help bring down the mad ruler the Bowling Ball of Doom. Darth Maul went "WTF?" and then he was beheaded by 1,312 kangaroos. Then a guy fell in love with man-eating cannibals. He was not there the next morning. He was at the disco hall. Pacman went "GIT IN MAH BELLAH!" and thirteen jars of mustard fell over. The lids to the jars of mustard opened, and mustard spilled out. The hobos saw this as a sign and began to worship the oozing yellow paste. Unfortunately, the mustard hit a surge protector and caused a power outage for billions of people. Uber Guard went "Bleh!" and power was restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 When you drink a slushie you enjoy every sip a little less until you no longer want to drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesseboyd7 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Skittles taste the rainbow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 COULD A MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT!? HUH?! COULD A MORON DO THAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 YES THEY COULD SO THAT MAKES ME INVINCABLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Ow my checkbook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Creeper grab m- *BOOM* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 The door will open in 15 46 23 67 88 32 10 9876 6 7 -16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 I HAVE A SMART IDEA LETS SHOOT BOTTLE ROCKETS AT EACHOTHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublinthefox Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Adults lie to you. When you were a kid they used to say that you can be what ever you wanna be when you grow up. So why the hell am I not a Power Ranger yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 "HEY!" *Criminal turns around* "WHAT?!" *Officer shoots him* "OH-!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesseboyd7 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Struck gold!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Louis:OHHHHHHHH....OHHHH NOOO!!!! *repeat x50* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Reach and touch faith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "War.....War never changes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesseboyd7 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 History does repeat itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Walk softly, and carry a BFG." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Damn dag nabit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "America has to move very fast, in order to stand still!" -John F. Kennedy in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 " I LOOKS AS IF WE HAVE SOME NNNAAAAYYY SAYERS IN THE AUDIENCE!!" ~The Great and Powerful Trixie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 SPEAR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "FORK." :troll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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