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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun. T-Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little ACCIDENT, doesn't he? "Falls" off his management rail, doesn't he?! Doesn't he?

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All you have to do is take a cup of flour, Add it to the mix. Now just take a little something sweet, not sour. A bit of salt, just a pinch. Baking these treats is such a cinch, Add a teaspoon of vanilla. Add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your fill of…Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty. Cupcakes, don't be too hasty. Cupcakes...cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

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Nothing says party like 10 gallons of water and pure potassium!

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:slippy:

Fox! Get this guy off me!

(boom)

Hey he was mine!

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Press any key to continue, where's the any key?

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Press any key to continue, where's the any key?

That;s something I have pondered for many years when that image appears. Every time it does I need to get a new computer.

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"I hope I didn't brain my damage..."

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As NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) begins their military flight exercises, all of a sudden they also spot 4 winged aircraft thats not human made.

[At NORAD command from one of the participating bases]

"Sir are these unknown aircraft part of our exercise?"

"NO THEY ARE NOT!" "Send out the fighter jets now! We don't want the press to see this or someone is gonna make this story up at the DC"

<to be continued> <BTW you guys can do this mini random RP along ;) >

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"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway."

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Pepper: 'There's an enemy base there?'

Fox: 'Negative General, we're just bored and killing time.'

<comm channel closes>

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A penny saved is a penny earned ... a penny saved is ridiculous.

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Oh divine goddess...give me your holy strength to crush my enemies under the power of cheese

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and then....and then....and then.... and-.....................then

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Kyle Katarn's beard is the beard of God, known to lesser mortals as Kyle Katarn and Mandalore the Bearded. His beard was so powerful, it had it's own cult.

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Ten green bottles sitting on a wall,

Ten blue bottles sitting on a wall,

And if one green bottle was to accidentally on purpose fall,

There'd be four green bottles, sitting on a chair.

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We live in a age where Pizza gets to your house BEFORE the Police.

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We live in a age where Pizza gets to your house BEFORE the Police.

Can't let you deliver that, pizzaboy!

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:( But I want my pizza NOW! :troll:

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