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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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"Hello, my name is Zelda, princess of Hyrule. What's your name?"

"...Zelda..."

"Strange, it seems somehow familiar!"

"You don't say..."

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Bacon. The meal of Kings.

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Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!

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HEAT!

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Ha ha ha Oktoberfest!

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"We could cut the power.... to the store!"

"What, I don't get it *sighs* good luck Jeremy"

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"I have some information for you."

"Really? What?"

"Clint hates you."

"*sarcastically* Oh, i had NO IDEA!"

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Army General: 'While people say there is no need for an army, if we didn't have one we would be overrun by other people with different opinions. We need an army and may God strike me down if that were otherwise AAAAAAAAHHHHH'

*God's hand rises back into the clouds*

Army Lieutenant: 'DON'T STAND THERE GAWPING! LIKE YOU AIN'T EVER SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE!'

~ Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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Marching up and down the square not good enough for you?!

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HEAT!

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'I came here for an argument!'

'No you didn't.'

'Yes I did!'

'No you didn't!'

'Hang on, if you're not meant to be doing arguments, why are you arguing with me?'

'... I could be arguing in my free time.'

'This is just contradiction!'

'No it's not.'

'Yes it is! You're just saying no to whatever I say!'

'No I'm not!'

'You just did!'

'When?'

'Just now!'

'Never!'

'You did I heard it with my own ears!'

Well I don't care what your ears heard; I'm not contradicting you.'

'Yes you are!'

No I'm not!'

etc. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

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IN THE ICE DUNGEON....

*Young Link walks through big room and spots frozen boss*

"Oh you gotta be kidding me..."

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" You must know when to hold on to your friends. Find strength with team. We kill people with honor, fighting as one. That is play of killer, play of honor, ... play of Heavy weapons guy!"

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