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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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This comment is supposed makes this thread random.

I have succeeded!

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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

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"in 1947, in an effort to combat Communism, President Harry Truman created the Truman Doctrine, and granted 400 million dollars in aid to Turkey and Greece. What does this have to do with the Royal Rumble? Absolutely nothing."

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better than omnomnomnomnom

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This text is Blue.

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HOLY CRAP KIRBY'S GOONA EAT MEH NAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If peanut butter isn peanuts and butter what is it?

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I have nothing random to say.

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"Randy Orton can call himself the King of RKO, it means absolutely nothing." (these Miz quotes)

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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If you ever find out that you purchased a head,

From your local convenience store,

Be careful right away to insure that your vest,

Doesn't make that eerie hum anymore.

If you don't comply within 24 hours,

We'll be forced to alleviate mice, mice.

Consider they might all get up and stand on a box,

Well, that wouldn't be very nice.

Imagine if the box fell over and created a finch,

Which immediately took to the air.

And after studying philosophy, you briefly discover,

That it in fact wasn't there.

Ostriches are scary, or so I have heard;

They could really put you in your place.

But not as much so as the brown rabid tulips,

That ate away half of my face.

We apologize for the inedible sea lions,

That jumped on your head overnight!

And once I woke up with a truck in pajamas

gave me an incredible fright!)

99 years, that's what did it to me.

With a palace constructed from cheese.

They offered me double glazing, and toilet insurance,

Which has rendered me weak at the knees.

(SO!)

Calling all flingers, fling us a fling,

And a note to all singers, don't sing.

All saucy doctors, kindly lend us your hats,

And the spoke on the end of a thing.

And if you cannot obey, then you'll wither away,

And your feet will become very sore.

And you'll open up your window and you'll suddenly find,

That a peanut has knocked on your door.

It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense,

If you understand this, then you're mad.

It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense,

And your singing is also quite bad.

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"Let me tell you a story about a man named shh! Shh shh, that was a preemptive shh, and i have a whole bag of shh, with your name on it.' - Doctor Evil, telling Scott to be quiet.

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www.ssh.com.org.net - Scott Evil's new website!

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(bear with me on this one)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

and the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,

then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,

then you may as well reboot it and go out with a bang,

'cause as sure as I'm a poet, that sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,

and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,

and you have to flash your memory and you want to RAM your ROM,

quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom.

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Epic dance time. :D

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