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Conall Drest

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kids check thier closet for IT. IT checks his closet for kefka palazzo

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Raj: Doctor Gablehauser

GB: Doctor Koothrapali

Leonard: Doctor Gablehauser

GB: Doctor Hofstadder

Sheldon: Doctor Gablehauser

GB: Doctor Cooper

Howard: Doctor Gablehauser

GB: Mister Wolowitz. (Howard doesn't have a doctorate)

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Dear math: I am not a therapist, so solve your own problems.

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C'mon take a gamble, put your life on the line with this ramble, this is the game of Miracle Matter.

Roll the die, here it's patter, see what happens, all hopes shatter. This game belongs to Miracle Matter.

Watch this die, for logic it will defy. Changing forms, bringing all kinds of dark storms, this is the role of Miracle Matter.

It's nearly unstoppable, it's almost impossible, and yet it's a ploy and great big decoy! To hide 02 who we'll have to screw! This is the poem of Miracle Matter!

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High school has more drama then your body has room for!

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It's only General Safety! The friendly face of health & safety!

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Every Year millions of pumpkins are killed in knife accidents.

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Oh god three lights!

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John- "Tatooine kinda sucks!!! We roll out every day, sand people try to either snipe our gunners or blow our convoys up, and the freakin' jawas keep asking you for free stuff yelling "KALAM?!! KALAM?!!"... I DON'T HAVE A FREAKIN 'KALAM'!! BUT I DO HAVE A NICE BLASTER RIFLE DYING TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE!!! AND STOP THROWING ROCKS AT MY FREAKIN' VEHICLE!!! ITS THE 5TH TIME OUR REAR VIEW MIRRORS HAD TO BE REPLACED!!! AND HOW IS IT THAT A FREAKIN ROCK SHATTERS A 'BULLET PROOF' WIND SHIELD?!!! IF THESE KIDS PLAYED FOR THE BASEBALL LEAGUE THEY WOULD MAKE MONEY!!! AND THE FREAKIN DRIVERS HERE?!! WHAT ARE THEY? BLIND?!! WITH THE AMOUNT OF REAR VIEW MIRRORS WE HAVE HAD TO CHANGE IN OUR VEHICLES I'M SURPRISED THE AMOUNT OF BAD LUCK THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED DOESN'T SHOW!!! AND THE FREAKIN' LOCAL GARRISONS HERE HIGH ON DEATH STICKS. AND THE FREAKIN' SAND STORMS!!!!!!

TATOOINE SUCKS!!!"

Lobo- "So... having a nice day huh?"

John- " ... start running, I'm gonna go get my rifle..."

Lobo- "O.o ... :shock: "

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I don't need luck, I got a gun!

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QU!T 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

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*eye twitches while staring at paper* You lines WILL look the way I want you to...Or else!

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I'll take the Triforce of courage to protect me.

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Pokemon! giving 10 year old children the power to destroy the universe for 16 years!

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I don't know what it is or what it does ... but I LIKE IT!

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Drink coffee and do stupid things faster with more energy!

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I bought it because billy mays was shouting at me on tv.

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But remember this, you didn't get 'em from me. And remember this; Emmet is the place for guns and I've been proudly serving my community for over 30 years!

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