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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Remember those warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade under an old Oak tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the intersection and then just drove away? Pepperidge farm remembers. But Pepperidge farm's not just gonna keep it to Pepperidge farm's self. Maybe you'll go down to the mini mart and buy yourself some of these branded sugar cookies maybe this whole thing just never happened.

yay family guy reference

You know! your worse then a black woman in hindsight!

Mhmmmm! i told you, didnt i tell you?, and what happened?, EXACTLY WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU, *head bob*

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Lets get down to business.

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His pain, his suffering, Zero, zero happiness, joy vanished, hopes fled to blackness, deeper than space, pure, white, unholy...

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humans don't mean that much to me, no, not much at all.

to those thinking oh my god you insensitive bastard, this is where it came from:

Rita: What's a human good for, anyway?

Runt: They pet you when they're sad

Rita: They smack you when you're bad

Runt: When you're hungry they definitely feed you.

Rita: Yeah, on vacation they leave you with hardly no food.

Ring a bell, dude?

(Runt looks under dish and sighs)

Rita: Exactly my point.

Rita: Humans ain't what they seem to be

They don't mean that much to me

No, not much at all.

When you're little and tiny

They pet your cute hiney

But then when you grow

It's a simple no-show

It's "shoo shoo off this"

And "don't you dare scratch on that"

If they call you at all

It's always "dumb cat."

Humans ain't what they seem to be

They don't mean that much to me

No, not much at all.

But when it's all dark and quiet

I try hard to fight it

But I dream of home

Then I won't have to roam

Someone to feed me and put me to bed

And scratch me just so on top of my head.

But I ain't gonna love 'em

Not gonna answer that call

'Cause humans don't mean that much to me

No, not much at all.

(bars fall away)

i love this song......

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i got tons of fans, arnt they FANtastic?!

BRILLIANT!!!!

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That awkward moment wen you dont know if grandma is dead or she is planking

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Did any happen to kill a red no? Then we still have a ****.

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Something random part 2 :P

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Something random part 2 :-P

Oh come on R_G your the one who started this whole thread idea.

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I'm running out of random things to say! My randometer is low!!!

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What did you like about the movie?

I liked the ninjas

There weren't any

Exactly

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Leonard: You've listed yourself as CEO, CFO and COO.

Sheldon: you missed Chief Science Officer, Chairman of the board and Head of the Secret Santa Committee

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