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Conall Drest

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say this fast "Eye laws dug aim"

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Tired of your old hat that just sits in the corner of your room? Sick of kids at school calling you names for such a lame hat? Well then, LOOK NO FURTHER! With Team Fortress 2 you can wear the hat of YOUR choice! YES, YOUR CHOICE! Show up to a party fashionbly late with one of hundreds of hats! You must be asking "What if I get bored of this old hat?" WELL THEN, WITH THE DROP SYSTEM, YOU GET A CHANCE OF A HAT! HOW AWESOME IS THAT? BUT WAIT, with the drop system, random items will drop as well, with these items you can craft them into metal to make EVEN MORE HATS! Be a handsom rogue with your new FANCY FEDORA or become the Soviets deadliest gunner with the OFFICER USHANKA. This can all be yours, and the best part is, IT'S FREE! YES! FREE, FREE OF CHARGE, play for free whenever for as long as you please. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET YOUR NEW HAT TODAY!!

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It all began with a stone

...or so the legend says...

In ages past a sentient jewel, enormous and beautiful...

Banished the darkness,

Its many-colored light filled the world with life and brought forth mighty gods.

Bathed in that light, the world entered an age of bliss...

...until, after a time, the gods fell into slumber.

That world was called... Vana'diel

Our world, Vana'diel...

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Fuck yes. D&D Reserve feats = Best most fun topics about D&D ever.

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My songs are not popular since they dont use the same 4 chords as everyone else

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Whats the answer to everything in science? Surface area!

Whats the answer to every question in church? RAPTOR JEBUS

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I call for action!

I call for Anger!

I call for a WAAAGH!

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NO, NO, NO, NO............ok maybe.

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Meanwhile in Pearl Harbor,

USA: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

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Samurott = Narwhal

Narwhal = Samurott

Therefor samurott is a narwhal

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Pikachu use tail whip!

... why isnt it hurting him?

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The Holiday Firebug : Good god

The Holiday Firebug : It's all part of Zero's master plan

The Holiday Firebug : The strange Axe

The Holiday Firebug : The strange Degreaser

Zero-Two : You got me.

The Holiday Firebug : With the Axe, I'm taking more stupid, reckless risks

The Holiday Firebug : With the Degreaser, I've resorted to W+M1

The Holiday Firebug : It's all a plot to make me a worse Pyro

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"On the horizon they appear. Like knights of yore (I think thats how it goes) armed with bats of ash, and hickery. Their name? The Capital Congressman."

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"...Now you will see that evil will always triumph... because good is dumb."

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