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Conall Drest

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Hi,

"I can't fire this candle!" - "This is a carrot!!" - "I knew it: this damn eco-products suck!"

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That awkward moment when your brother in law is your subsutute teacher for the rest of the day...

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Today my friend told me what dubstep sounded like... In his wise words he summed it up like this

It sounds like transformers having sex

@_@

They would probly transform during the act, disturbing....@_@

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"We put Timmy up first to take the first hail of bullets."

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What is it? Dragons?

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Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality

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It's awfully dark around these parts; here's hoping a large storm isn't brewing! O_o

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So i herd ya leik mudkipz...

WELL YOU BETTER STOP!

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So i herd ya leik mudkipz...

WELL YOU BETTER STOP!

WE AT PETA BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD STOP YOUR UN-NATURAL LOVE AND SET FIRE TO YOURSELF! :rant: :lol:

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PETA... People Eating Tasty Animals

Prom... Pregnancies return once more

Nascar... Non athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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i set the timer for 3 minutes and it went off in 3 seconds

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Evidently, waffles needs to buy timers from a more reputable source. Made in China isn't always the best thing to see! :P

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Billy Mays wipes his ass with $600.

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Billy Mays wipes his ass with $600.

Either that or Zimbabwean Dollars! :lol:

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My former high school econ teacher was from Zimbabwe and he's also white.

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Despite getting a 66 percent on my first c++ midterm today, my homework grade of around 100 percent would make my current C++ grade around at least a C+.

This is because homework/exercises are 30 percent of the grade and the first midterm is only 20. Whew, but i might be way too generous.

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Alehleeeeeh.

ALEHLEEEE~EEH

ZIMALAWEHOLE ZIMBAWELAHU

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