The Shaper Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 All I want for Christmas? Is to kick your ass! With friends like these... The Dark Brotherhood in this game disappointed me, I despised the members, like all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 That's why I chose the quest to kill all of them. For The Empire!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salem Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I AM NOT ILLITERATE.....MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Empire? Ew you joined the Imperials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Jarl stormcloak was an ANti argonian anty dark elf jerkwad who did the worse thing one could do when your fighting a genocidal empire of elfs. AVE IMPERATOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 An Empire United is a Tamriel United! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Screw gravity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream... row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream... row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream... row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream... row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I AM NOT ILLITERATE.....MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED!!!! Don't remind me of that horrid film *shivers* (random portion) "If your blood oxygen saturation is less than 90% you're dead" "What's yours?" "86%" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Satan sent me a letter asking if he loves death and evil as much as I do, while it is a worthy question, the answer is no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 *A brand new butter bar (2nt Lt.) stops a Sham-shield holder (Spc.) while walking to his office* "Hey soldier! What the f**k is wrong with your boots! They're all messed up and muddy!! Why don't you get new ones?" "These boots ARE new, sir. I got them last week." "You see these boots? I've had them for 6 months and they're still brand new! How is it that yours are only a week old and already look like that?!" "Well, sir, the difference between you and me is that I go out the wire every day for the past 9 months while you, sir, sit in your office every day since you got here 2 months ago." True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 KA-BOOM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 *A brand new butter bar (2nt Lt.) stops a Sham-shield holder (Spc.) while walking to his office* "Hey soldier! What the f**k is wrong with your boots! They're all messed up and muddy!! Why don't you get new ones?" "These boots ARE new, sir. I got them last week." "You see these boots? I've had them for 6 months and they're still brand new! How is it that yours are only a week old and already look like that?!" "Well, sir, the difference between you and me is that I go out the wire every day for the past 9 months while you, sir, sit in your office every day since you got here 2 months ago." True story. That was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Luke: Professor i didnt know you knew how to fly a plane. Layton: Ah, but Luke this is an automobile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 "General Fenstemacher, no sir. I did not receive a note from you.... oh good, i'll be expecting you." *phone rings* "Generel Hofstader, no sir. I did not receive a note from you...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Student (on phone, imitating deep voice): Sorry ma'am, but Mr. Cruz has a severe flu and can't go to school for 3 days. Sorry. Teacher: Ok. Who is this speaking? His guardian? Student: This is my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 A Whiterun guard took an arrow to the knee. I've been taking Lightning, ice spikes, Sword wounds, Dragons, Dead things all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Gaurd gets hit by giant, his body flies in the air, while fleeing from the giant the body lands on me and kills me. yay skyrim physics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjrathbun812 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I remember my brother telling me that he saw a guy on Ebay that was selling an AIR GUITAR. There was even a description for it on how awesome it was, what it looked like, what type it was, what it had... The worst part? Someone actually bought it. Who would do something like that?! To this day, I still can't make sense of it. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 i wonder how school food is so cheap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 i wonder how school food is so cheap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 EXTERMINATE!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 PINK SLUDGE IS SO DELICOUS *drops dead* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 PINK SLUDGE IS SO DELICOUS *drops dead* You don't know the half of it; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Layton Combat gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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