Rusheo Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Highlight of my day! i found a cookie in the cookie jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 !ees I lausu sa gnipoonS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 That's a zombie movie I must see. Clearly the zombie is dead in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Division Commander- "Have your troops at the parade deck ready for the run at 0700." Regimental Commander- "Have your troops at the parade deck ready for the run at 0630." Squadron Commander- "Have your troops at the parade deck ready for the run at 0600." Troop Commader- "Have your platoons at the parade deck ready for the run at 0530." Platoon Commander- "Have your sections at the parade deck ready for the run at 0500." Section Leader- "Have your guys at the parade deck to get ready for the run at 0430." Team Leader- "Be at the parade deck to get ready for the run at 0400." Private- "I bet we don't start the run until 0730." By personal experience I can tell you this, and any similar pic, is true! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 1+1 = 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 No, I don't think he likes you. *questioning sad beeps* No, I don't like you either. *Sad beeps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Printers; 5% - Actual Printing 70% - BEEP, BOOP, VRRT, DUHDUH-DUHDUH, ZZZZT!!! 25% - Paper Jam :trollface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future... God help you. (Past 0300 in Afghanistan. Sleepy time for this trooper. Night y'all!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Wait, WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 "You'll be dead in 30 seconds. I blow the place and be home in time for corn flakes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I used to work at McD0n@l's, but then I took a happy meal to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Your winner (spell fail) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nope. Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 A pink cyber dinosaur just stole my pants. Fuck him, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 The cheat The cheat The cheat The cheat The cheat Kick The Cheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Derp + Herp = ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Pills are good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Do diglett have feet...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 of course! how else do they scrach? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I got good news and bad news. Good news is, I know what that big red button does! And the bad news is... *Alarms* *Female computed voice- 5 minutes for self destruct. Please avacuate the ship.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 KA-BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 WAAAGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I like trains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I like turtles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Die potato... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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