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Conall Drest

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No body move!! I dropped my brain.

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Shouldn't the AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM be empty?

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Today my old couch passed me on the highway as I took my little sister to school

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Chemist: Excuse me, but do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?

Pharmacist: You mean aspirin?

Chemist: Yes! That's it! I couldn't even remember that word correctly...

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Chemist: Excuse me, but do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?

Pharmacist: You mean aspirin?

Chemist: Yes! That's it! I couldn't even remember that word correctly...

... Yes yes and yes, we all love chemistry jokes!

What's a chemists favorite plant?

a Stoichiome-tree

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ALL OF YOU, STAND IN A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!!

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I'll stick with real movies, about mental illness. Thank you, very much!

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Thank you Tales of Symphonia for burning into my mind the most annoying line ever...

COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY

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If you read my sig, would that make things better?

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Has any one found my brain yet? I'm having a hard time in school with out it.

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Has any one found my brain yet? I'm having a hard time in school with out it.

I think I know who found it. You see, a 1-year old in my neighborhood is so smart he has already started school!!! :trollface::lol::lolhyst::friends::D

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Did I do that?

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do what?

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Can someone please explain to me why my shotgun shells are missing?!

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you have a shotgun? Don't mind it if you have that lightsaber :lol:

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Speaking of which...

*Checks belt*

Hey! Motherf-- WHO TOOK MY TROPHY DARTH BANE LIGHTSABER?!

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Take a bottle of 409, write the word "le" in front of it, BOOM! Mothers day perfume. ;)

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http://myinstants.com/instant/starfox-do-a-barrel-roll/

It had to be done!!!

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Achilles

Odin

Elysion

Hunter

Fenrir

Kunoichi

Pandora

Dark Pandora

Emperor

Emperor M2

Proto Zenon

Zenon

Triton

Hakai-O

Hakai-OZ

Joker

Joker MK2

Nightmare

Perseus

Minerva

Apollo Kaiser

Achilles DEED

Lucifer

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I'm serious.

WHO TOOK MY F**KING TROPHY DARTH BANE LIGHTSABER?!

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Writers block makes for dry skin and headaches...

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I've defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose.

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Attack Function: Gungnir!

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