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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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It don't matter to me if yer' yellow, brown, black, or orange. Or normal.

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"You missed?! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!"

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Tick. Tock. HoNk! : o )

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try skiing with one leg they said, it would be fun they said...

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"Son of a bitch Powalski!"

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That one part where you need to hug a tree.

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Soda delivery truck stopped by Police, suspected of having coke...

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New mag, gimme a sec!

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I need a new ass, mine has a crack in it.

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Mean while, in the Legion of Doom!

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"Do you have any 3s?"

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"Go fish."

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I fail to see what your opinion is on this matter ... maybe hunger will compel you to try it again.

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You reached into the wrong refrigerator, Mr. Beck.

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I am on the road crew, this is my stop sign.

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Need a moment? Chew it over with a Pistachio.

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Do you hear that? ... *Dramatic Pause* Sounds like ... the Doctor.

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I win! I'm better than me!

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Your life is easy, you're only a Prisoner of War.

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â€Ah.. you think darkness is your ally; but you have merely adopted it, I was born in it…molded by it,

not seeing the light until I was a man and by then it was only blindness!â€

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You want me to put a lady on my head and talk to his old bag.

No, i want you to put a bag on your head and talk to his old lady.

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I need a name for a fan pony.

1. Cuddle Banana

2. Rainbow Light

or

3. Stew

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play slender they said, it would be fun they said

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Use your friends and respect your enemies, so they'll become your friends and you can use them too.

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Manipulation is the key to a successful business environment.

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