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Conall Drest

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I got me some Bismuth.

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You can't do that. How does THAT FEEL?

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I sense a disturbance in the Force... :nervous:

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I may have dropped a few scrolls!

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I used to be a student like you, then I got a pencil to the face.

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"Its a wonder why people are afraid of Technology."

*walks up to a person calmy and then flashes a big sign*

"TECHNOLOGY!"

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It's the ultimate source of power to my_

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Sergeant: "ALright ladies, we need to RTB ASAP!"

Grunt:"Sergeant, we don't have a boat."

Sergeant looks at him with a puzzled look: "What are getting on about private?"

Grunt: "We don't have a boat to rock."

*Sergeant facepalms* "Does it look like we're in the ocean to you?!"

(the joke was RTB means Return To Base. The private was trolling by thinking it meant Rock The Boat. Shut up its a flat joke.)

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{ZDMC} Sassy: Braining is hard.

{ZDMC} Sassy: Just have a cupcookie

{ZDMC} Sassy: Its the ghetto dessert of the future

^Words of wisdom from my lady.

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"we don't need no Spartans."

"We can do anything you can do!"

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Come quickly, we must not let my son come into power. My feeble attempts to stave him off are infantile. If my son gains the crown all hope is lost...Our mission is clear...we must kill my son.

If we cannot succeed, the gates of hell will be but a footstool to his mighty kingdom.

Hark! His pressence draws near...brace yourselves and pray for favor in his mercy!

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So we three alone, in all the world can create the finest Green?

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NanananananananaanannanaananannanaanananNA

Sodium

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You are all fools! Do you really think you can stand before the awesome *pause* TUMBLEWEEEEEED!!

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I am the wattermelon ghost of doom!!

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For the 600th time there are no such thing as ghosts!!!

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Don't throw out that watermelon!!!! I can make clothing out of it!!!!

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When ever I eat the sky I pick out the clouds :/ They taste kinda weird.

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i’ve just started a band called 999 megabytes

we haven’t done a gig yet

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