Rusheo Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 In a scale from 0 to Ellen DeGeneres, how much of a troll are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I dunno what to put here, so here's a Smiley face, mister instructor! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pgpaw3 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Meanwhile, thousands of miles away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Im the not too distant future around a giant pig-pen with hundreds of way-beyond-their-time pieces of technology... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pgpaw3 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Ah yes, Mel Gibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 For some reason, It feels like I have a stalker... *checks behind him and stares into the face of some guy.* Nope, must have been my imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nope. Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 My old Fiat 500 suddenly stopped in the middle of a large field of potatoes. No, the car worked just fine. It was a moment of lucidity from me. I took advantage of that to check my equipment. Wait... shit. Something is missing. I hastily picked up my phone and called my cat for support. I needed my enchanted crab grenades to defeat King Gervaso, evil ruler of the land of the talking frying pans. I didn't have the material time to completely overhaul my strategy. I couldn't do that without removing my favorite weapons from it. The whole situation looked quite bad already, but sweet dancing Jesus, it was just about to get worse. Much worse. My cat, who I will just call Minoru from this point on, just found out that King Gervaso had a fearsome army of Nicki Minaj clones. Apparently, his army was moving fast towards me, but in reality, they were all directed towards my town. King Gervaso was planning a siege all along. Fortunately, Minoru was already on his way with all the necessary, and in the meantime, I was able to build a giant Potato Launcher with a bunch of sticks, a spoon, two Duracell Batteries, and a white unicorn horn. I mounted the weapon over my car's roof, loaded it with all the hardest potatoes I found, and waited. ... (Yes, I wrote this while sober. It's horrible, I know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pgpaw3 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Good evening, Mr Songartula. How are we this fine day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 I'm the Oracle damnit. Now start dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy63- Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 "Where's Torgo. We came to see Torgo." -MST3K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 The dog may be stupid and almost died hit by a car, but it's MY stupid dog, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 "HEY GUYS, I'M DRUNK!" - one of the aVo team members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pgpaw3 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be a flower in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Let me just get these glowsticks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Let me just get these glowsticks... OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE! ... that song is played way to much PICK A BETTER SONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 NO! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THERE IS A BLOODY HELL OF PERVERTS INTERESTED IN SF, THEN DON'T YOU DARE BLAMING ME! YES, THE FAULT IS YOURS, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT INTERESTED FIRST! I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, LET'S ALL GRAB MINIGUNS AND SHOOT ALL THE PERVS! GREAT! GREAT! Yes, that's me talking to myself. I know, that's terrible. I might take up that kind of hunting as a hobby. (With shock guns.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Pffft doctor? who needs em i can amputate mah own arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Pffft doctor? who needs em i can amputate mah own arm I know you will grow it again anyway, duh. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Oh me gersh! IT'S DERPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (.) (*) (Derp face ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I know you are but what am i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 You're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 WITH A TOASTER ON THE MOON DURING A HARVEST MOON ON THE FOURTH OF JULY WITH A MELTED GLOWSTIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I don't know what I know but I know I don't know what I know and you know no nothing about knowing nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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