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Conall Drest

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Attention anonymous Raw General Manager. All seeing, all knowing. Are you in here? Are you in this bag? No you're not here.

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I am Kakacarrotcake, the real super sand scooper.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s f***ing tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

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Well my Tornac is my fist. And it's telling me to collide very harshly with your face GIVE ME MY MAIL!!!

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You think your world is safe. It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned...

to have...my... VENGEANCE!!!

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Ow my ears.  Huegegegegegegegefallofcliff.

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I am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal and mineral. I know the Kings of England and I quote the fights historical! From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical.

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And guess who wasn't where he was supposed to be, Captain Robert "goddamn him" April!

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32, Counter-Trap!

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If I had a dog with your face, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

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Our next song, we hate you please die.

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I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand, you warthog faced, buffon.

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There is a great disturbance in the force

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Chicks dig giant robots!

The narwhal bacons at midnight!

Woo!

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What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?

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I thought everybody knew she sounds a lot like Q.

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You can always tell that Barnett's been at my house. The toilets not flushed and the cats pregnant.

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"Charlie gets a life time supply of Wonka Bars, my mother gets a life time supply of Sugar in bag."-Dark the Lucario

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   The reason I hate the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The first trilogy, in no matter which order they come in forms the basis for future additions to a story. The prequels were badly written, badly directed and with over emphasis on Anakin and Padme's love story and the rise of Darth Vader. Lucas had an opportunity to bring something new to the table. Instead he decided to re-hash plots and situations from the successful original trilogy. Think about this...

 

   Phantom Menace - New Hope: Story starts out with an battle, someone of royalty getting captured, a desert planet, a young boy who yearns to become a Jedi or something more than what he does, slowly trained by an older Jedi, a climatic space battle, a Skywalker blowing something up, a elder Jedi dies and the ending scene when they're all lined up together until credits roll.

 

   The rest of the trilogy are just testaments to George Lucas' lost abilities as a writer and director that he either lost during the 90's and took credit for someone else's achievements.

 

   George calls it writing. I call it lazy.

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