Prince Elite Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Attention anonymous Raw General Manager. All seeing, all knowing. Are you in here? Are you in this bag? No you're not here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I am Kakacarrotcake, the real super sand scooper. FREEEZYYYYPUFFFFFFAAAAAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 REISLING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s f***ing tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 all for 385 easy payments of 39.95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLFjr Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Well my Tornac is my fist. And it's telling me to collide very harshly with your face GIVE ME MY MAIL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You think your world is safe. It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned... to have...my... VENGEANCE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 FREEEZYYYYPUFFFFFFAAAAAAA!!! Ow my ears. Huegegegegegegegefallofcliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal and mineral. I know the Kings of England and I quote the fights historical! From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 And guess who wasn't where he was supposed to be, Captain Robert "goddamn him" April! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Onion loaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 32, Counter-Trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf O'Donnell Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Occam's razor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 If I had a dog with your face, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Evil Popcorn guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Our next song, we hate you please die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand, you warthog faced, buffon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 There is a great disturbance in the force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 "We should leave this planet, Ironhide." "Thats not what optimus would want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Chicks dig giant robots! The narwhal bacons at midnight! Woo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublinthefox Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 I thought everybody knew she sounds a lot like Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 You can always tell that Barnett's been at my house. The toilets not flushed and the cats pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 "Charlie gets a life time supply of Wonka Bars, my mother gets a life time supply of Sugar in bag."-Dark the Lucario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 The reason I hate the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The first trilogy, in no matter which order they come in forms the basis for future additions to a story. The prequels were badly written, badly directed and with over emphasis on Anakin and Padme's love story and the rise of Darth Vader. Lucas had an opportunity to bring something new to the table. Instead he decided to re-hash plots and situations from the successful original trilogy. Think about this... Phantom Menace - New Hope: Story starts out with an battle, someone of royalty getting captured, a desert planet, a young boy who yearns to become a Jedi or something more than what he does, slowly trained by an older Jedi, a climatic space battle, a Skywalker blowing something up, a elder Jedi dies and the ending scene when they're all lined up together until credits roll. The rest of the trilogy are just testaments to George Lucas' lost abilities as a writer and director that he either lost during the 90's and took credit for someone else's achievements. George calls it writing. I call it lazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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