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Conall Drest

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"I wish I was a tree."

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I got a screwdriver to drive in screws. I got a wrench, and a chisel, and some super glue. I got a drill, I got a saw, I got a spanner. But the one thing I lack is a hammer. I wanna go knockity, knock, knock, knock, tap tap tap, knockity, knock, knock, knock, tap tap tap. Banginy, bang, bang, knockin' in nails. tapiddy, tap, tap, tap. Let's tap! I don't want nothing else, don't want no shovel or no pail. I don't want no citronella to get rid of my snails I don't wanna cause unnecessary drama. The only thing I need is a hammer
 

 

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So twisty I might also call it spinning...

 

...And it has a PROPELLER!

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MY SPLEIN!

 

That wouldn't happen to be a reference to No More Heroes, would it? :P

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We live in a time where laws are just guidelines and statutes nothing more than suggestions.

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No one can be stealing your socks sir, you and I are the only two people who have access to this room.

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People own dogs.

 

Cats own people.

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Mr. Peabody: Hello there, Peabody here with the wayback machine and this is my boy Sherman. Speak Sherman.

 

Sherman: Hiya!

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Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuloli.

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Bill O'Reilly: "Tide comes in, tide goes out and you can't explain it."

 

World: "Are you a f*cking retard?"

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Well he IS Bill O' Reilly...

 

Stop! don't open that door!

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Did you know that monkeys grow trees out of their arms?

 

Also, go fuck pandas and eat fruitbaskets. Apple juice is good for your soul.

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I shall soon invade the depths of hell to get back my glass of water.

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MY favorite song:

 

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind

(Let your country control your soul)

Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed

The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see

Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
 

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You are now enroute to the incinerator.

 

You know what you did.

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REROUTE THE POTATO CONTRAPTOR, WE'VE BEEN OVERRUN BY SINGING BISCUITS

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