jeth Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 "I wish I was a tree." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I got a screwdriver to drive in screws. I got a wrench, and a chisel, and some super glue. I got a drill, I got a saw, I got a spanner. But the one thing I lack is a hammer. I wanna go knockity, knock, knock, knock, tap tap tap, knockity, knock, knock, knock, tap tap tap. Banginy, bang, bang, knockin' in nails. tapiddy, tap, tap, tap. Let's tap! I don't want nothing else, don't want no shovel or no pail. I don't want no citronella to get rid of my snails I don't wanna cause unnecessary drama. The only thing I need is a hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 So twisty I might also call it spinning... ...And it has a PROPELLER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 MY SPLEIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 MY SPLEIN! That wouldn't happen to be a reference to No More Heroes, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 No. SALTED NUTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 We live in a time where laws are just guidelines and statutes nothing more than suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Why don't I have any black socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 No one can be stealing your socks sir, you and I are the only two people who have access to this room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 You have meh socks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 People own dogs. Cats own people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Sewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Mr. Peabody: Hello there, Peabody here with the wayback machine and this is my boy Sherman. Speak Sherman. Sherman: Hiya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuloli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Bill O'Reilly: "Tide comes in, tide goes out and you can't explain it." World: "Are you a f*cking retard?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Well he IS Bill O' Reilly... Stop! don't open that door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch93 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Did you know that monkeys grow trees out of their arms? Also, go fuck pandas and eat fruitbaskets. Apple juice is good for your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Am I the only one who loses the rec room, on occasion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pgpaw3 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I shall soon invade the depths of hell to get back my glass of water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 *snaps own neck* MY LEG! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 MY favorite song: The unenlightened masses They cannot make the judgment call Give up free will forever their voices won't be heard at all Display obedience While never stepping out of line And blindly swear allegiance Let your country control your mind (Let your country control your soul) Live in ignorance And purchase your happiness When blood and sweat is the real cost Thinking ceases, the truth is lost Don't you worry You'll be told exactly what to do I give my people the lives they need The righteous will succeed The fires of greed will burn the weak So we'll make freedom obsolete Making whole the fabric of society Collective consciousness controlled as you will see Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul Let your country control your soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Where is my iPod!?! Oh wait, here it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 You are now enroute to the incinerator. You know what you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiden O'Conner Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 REROUTE THE POTATO CONTRAPTOR, WE'VE BEEN OVERRUN BY SINGING BISCUITS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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