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Conall Drest

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Eww.

Who is this homeboy between me and my salad?

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That 8-bit guy

Who is this homeboy between me and my salad?
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I have a date with Destiny. Roof top, lit candles, clean white table cloth, assorted wines and chicken, rice with walnut sauce.

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Yami: There's Melvin, I'll bet he's about to say something evil.
Melvin: What a lovely day.
Yami: TAKE THAT BACK YOU FIEND!

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Good mornin' Sergeant Major.

 

How do you know what kind of goddamn morning it is?!

 

...

 

Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

 

What are you now, a [freakin'] meteorologist?

 

:|

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Voice 1: Oh, please help us... we're trying to reach our homeland of Goron!

 

Voice 2: Goron? GORGON, moron!

 

(Try and guess the reference ;)  )

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Hail, hail, fire and snow

Friendly angel, we will go.

 

Far to come, far to see

Friendly angel, come to me.

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Apple. 

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"What was his reaction ot seeing that train...?"

I think it would go something like this:" AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHH!"

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"Hey, I don't solve crimes,"

 

*puts on fake mustache*

 

"I solve CRIMES."

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Flushing the toilet that has green crap, and red blood pee, mixed with yelllow brown vomit

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Watermelon. 

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Theoretically, I could be sleeping at this very moment.

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I have a fever, and the only prescription is more Cowbell!

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pain is annoyed by a little fur man

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It was when the grave diggers started their did straaaaaaaaaange things began to take place.

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What do people do when they have explosives? Explode things!

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   If there is one thing with Star Trek: Into Darkness that I disagree with, it would have to be the title itself.

 

   In the trailers we hear Khan say repeatedly that, 'darkness is coming'. In the back of my head it sort of reminded me of 'winter is coming' from Game of Thrones but that is beside the point. What darkness is Khan referring to? Was it a symbolic darkness that would eventually engulf the Federation or was he trying to be prophetic about the coming war with the Klingons (Star Trek 3 aka 13)?

 

   Why Into Darkness, why not a title that fits the plot of the film such as â€‹Vengeance? Vengeance was the name of Admiral Marcus' tricked out ship and would thus imply that the movie is about revenge. But the tone of the film suggests the vengeful part of the movie fits Khans agenda, but hes seems more interested in getting his people away while they are still in cryo-sleep. However, maybe it would be fitting for Kirk since Khan did kill Captain Pike.

 

   Anyway Into Darkness is a good movie, I just wish the title was explained. The name of a film needs to reflect the overall purpose of the movie and in some ways can be more informative than a trailer, not confusing the audience like Lucas did with the Phantom Menace.

 

   Episode I was not only a terrible way to kick off a trilogy, but it had no determinable lead character, more plot holes than old nylon stocking and to top it all off: NO ONE EXPLAINED WHO THE PHANTOM MENACE WAS!!! Was it Darth Maul? Senator Palpatine/Sidious? Liam Neeson? Anakin? Padme? Jar Jar?! WHO IN GODS NAME WAS IT?!!!!!!

 

   So in short, the wrong title can just throw you off completely.

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Words alone cannot express the amount of Ugh needed to output the disappointment and disgust.

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