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By the demons of the sea, I will taste HAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

Now look at my profile pic. 

 

Think about it.

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Set course for LSD! Maximum high!! Engage!!!

 

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Did you set it to Wombo?

Ze Wombo ze Combo

 

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Karate chop!

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Okay. Last night, all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30, at which time we noticed Ally Sheedy, the Goth chick from the Breakfast Club, was bowling in the lane next to us, and we asked her for her autograph, but she didn't have a pen, so we followed her out to her car, but on the way we were accosted by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests, which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45, at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46.

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...And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeiiiiii will always love yooouuuuuu...

 

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Seriously. The kid has issues.

 

P =/= N is not a valid statement against my argument. Get your terminologies right, dork.

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   Castle Bravo was the code name given to the first United States test of a dry fuel thermonuclear hydrogen bomb, detonated on March 1, 1954, at Bikini Atoll, Marshall Islands, as the first test of Operation Castle. Castle Bravo was the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated by the United States (and just under one-third the energy of the most powerful ever detonated), with a yield of 15 megatons of TNT. That yield, far exceeding the expected yield of 4 to 6 megatons, combined with other factors, led to the most significant accidental radiological contamination ever caused by the United States.
 
   Fallout from the detonation—intended to be a secret test—fell on residents of Rongelap and Utrik Atolls and spread around the world. The islanders were not evacuated until three days later and suffered radiation sickness. They were returned to the islands three years later but were removed again when their island was found to be unsafe. The crew of the Japanese fishing vessel Daigo FukuryÅ« Maru ("Lucky Dragon No. 5"), was also contaminated by fallout, killing one crew member shortly after the ship returned to port. The blast created an international reaction about atmospheric thermonuclear testing.
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  • 3 weeks later...

Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a light side, a dark side,
and binds the universe together.

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There are more ice on Earth than there is planets in the whole world.

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Am I the only one who's ever wondered what would happen if all the water in the world turned into orange juice that drank people?

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Funny thing about George Lucas is how utterly dumb he really is and how often he contradicts himself.

 

"The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn’t. It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first, but everyone wanted to think that Han shot first, because they wanted to think that he actually just gunned him down." - George Lucas to The Hollywood Reporter.

 

Hmmm, Han Solo the "cold-blooded killer". Do any of you remember that from your childhood?

 

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Heres the problem: Han Solo is a smuggler. That means he is smuggling contraband into the Empire and in doing so he works for a criminal organization. Hes not pandering around, waiting for bounty hunters to shoot first. Hes not worrying whether or not he is gonna have to shoot a stormtrooper or two and be polite and letting them get a shot off. When Lucas says that having Han shoot first makes him a "cold-blooded killer", did he ever stop to think that there is a BOUNTY HUNTER POINTING A GUN AT HIS FACE?!! On top of that, Greedo even threatens him on several fronts. Want proof?

 

PROOF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Be89PkrdE4

 

1. First Greedo right away has a blaster leveled at his chest.

 

2. Greedo then states that Jabba has put a price on Solo and since Greedo is a bounty hunter its seems logical that he plans on collecting.

 

3. Greedo then can be seen as a thief when he tells Solo, 'If you give it to me (the money), I MIGHT forget that I found you.' The MIGHT suggests when he receives said money, he'll take the bounty on Solo anyway.

 

4. Greedo continues to belittle him and makes threats while he still has his blaster aimed at him.

 

5. Just before Greedo is ultimately shot, he openly announces to Solo he plans on killing him.

 

 

 

So hes not a "cold-blooded killer" but he is a criminal who breaks the law repeatedly every time he take the Falcon for a spin. Nice edits Lucas, you forgot the rest of the film.

 

 

Now I said Lucas contradicts himself. How? For that we have Jay and Silent Bob who bring up something we've overlooked.

 

 

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Terminates? Terminates...hmmmm, well I think that pretty much sums it up. George Lucas doesn't like criminals shooting other criminals first but apparently he likes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SLAVERY AND GENOCIDE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why? Because hes setting a good example for his kids...right?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and by the way, the Geonosians weren't slaves. I was referring to Anakin.

 

 

"I'mma slave! Yippee! Its fun!"

 

Wow Lucas, nothing like teaching children that slavery is nothing more than a game you play in between Nintendo and lunch.

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BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!

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Keyaam Pah Buriis, Wo Hav Het!!!

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