Kiloshi Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I had to fix my toilet again today, and i think i'm out of safety pins now. True Story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I had to fix my toilet again today, and i think i'm out of safety pins now. True Story Sh*t dude, literally - You know, some days I just wanna cry. *tries to squeeze out a tear* Goddammit!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 How is this movie based on stealing bread, the one thing that's free in every f*cking restaurant? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 How is this movie based on stealing bread, the one thing that's free in every f*cking restaurant? The damn French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 (I know right?) Time for countermeasures! ∆, ∆, □, O, X, L1, L1, v, ^ *Harrier Jump Jet appears* I must go! The Interwebs needs me! *Gets in jet, flies away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 "Use the force, Harry." -The Doctor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 There are 3 types of people in this world; People who can count, and people who can't count. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Arin: "I WIN!!" *gun shot* Arin: "MY WIN!!!" *gun shot* Jon: "Please, please Arin. Don't make me...don't make call the police..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Here's some funny quotes from the TF2 SF-O GameNight of 26th October 2013: QUOTE 1: DZComposer: ''How could I have missed someone at melee range with a f*****g shotgun?! What the f**k?!'' AJC3000Fox: ''Those shotguns are made in China these days. Can't be relied on for anything.'' Arashikage: ''*laughs* Hey, this gun was made in Russia. It can be relied on for everything.'' QUOTE 2 (And my personal favorite): *Yatto and Fire Busters kill DZComposer with headshots* DZComposer: ''ANOTHER F*****G-- *groans and laughs*'' Scott7: ''I don't think I've ever seen you this mad, DZ.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''Just not your day.'' *Yaato and Fire Busters kill Arashikage* Vinyl_Scratch: ''Woo-hoo'' Arashikage: ''A minor set-back. That's all.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''Eh.'' *Icy posts 'Crit Happens' to text chat* A few seconds later... Vinyl_Scratch: ''Crit Happens. Very funny.'' DZComposer: ''Well, at least it wasn't a f*****g crit!'' Arashikage: ''*laughs* Crit happens...'' Scott7: ''I've been saying that for over a year now, and now you guys are starting to realize it?'' AJC3000Fox: ''No, I've known that for a while.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''I've been using 'bullcrit' for a while, no one ever saw that catch on.'' Scott7: ''*laughs*'' QUOTE 3: *Psy_Commando kills himself, taking W+M1 IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL with him* W+M1: ''Ow, what the hell?! My ass!'' Sawtooth Pennant: ''Oh, you're not gonna get me again. ...Oh yeah, you are.'' W+M1: ''Well, I was going to fight you, but Psy took an interest in my ass.'' *Psy posts 'LOL' to text chat* QUOTE 4: DZComposer: ''I saw some people queueing up to join, but they haven't show up on a team yet.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''Wierd. Maybe they're taking their time.'' DZComposer: ''Maybe that s***ty computer's taking a long time to load this map.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''I 'unno. *pause as he glances at DZ* By the way, nice hat, DZ.'' Arashikage: ''That's basically what this game has become. 'Nice hat--BLAM!'' DZComposer: ''I'm gonna get a hat like that in real life at some point.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''I have one like that, actually. An actual fedora, not just a freaking trobee.'' DZComposer: ''Yeah, I have a... I currently have something that's like between a fedora and a trobee. I don't even know what it's called. *chuckles*'' Icy: ''Nice.'' DZComposer: ''But the brim is too small. Need a bigger brim.'' Vinyl_Scratch: ''It might be a pork pie.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Into the Motherland the German Army march!Comrades, stand side by side, to stop the Nazi chargePanzers on Russian soil Thunder in the east.One million men at war, The Soviet wrath unleashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 The force is strong with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Real quote from my comics: Slippy: Gimme my hat back! Chameloshi: Uhh... No. Slippy: Why not? Chameloshi: Because... YOUR SHORT! B*TCH! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Moff Tarken: Since you are reluctant to name the rebel snack lounge, I have chosen to test this stations destructive power on your home planets Starbucks. Princess Leia: No! The employees there are peaceful people, the coffee grounds are the be-!!" Moff Tarken: A fast food target, a yuppie expensive supermart chain, THEN NAME THE PARENT COMPANY!!! I grow tired of asking this. Where is the rebel snack lounge?" Princess Leia: Arby's. They're all at Arby's. Moff Tarken: You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the merger, you maybe fire when ready. Princess Leia: WHAT?!! Moff Tarken: You're far too trusting. Arby's is a particular favorite of the Emperor's, but don't worry we'll find your friends soon enough. Princess Leia: NO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 "Best Poem Ever" Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 "Best Poem Ever" Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon Rose are red Violets are blue I am retarded Banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Rose are red Violets are blue I am retarded Banana Mine was better. "Every night before food once daily to be taken four times a day three times a day every three times daily take one take two take three one or two. Warning: Follow printed instructions you have been given with this medicine." I'll bet you a cookie if you can use this medicine right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Mine was better. "Every night before food once daily to be taken four times a day three times a day every three times daily take one take two take three one or two. Warning: Follow printed instructions you have been given with this medicine." I'll bet you a cookie if you can use this medicine right. (Mine was true) Everything I learned in life I learned from watching Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I learned more Spanish playing Resident Evil 4 than in school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Nintendo taught me the road to success: treat your fans like they don't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 guy 1: " Sparkle sparkle sparkle?" guy 2: "F*ck yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!" guy 3: "Sparkle sparkle spackle? guys 1 & 2: "GTFO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 A Batman credit card? They gave him a Batman...CREDIT CARD?!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 A Batman credit card? They gave him a Batman...CREDIT CARD?!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!! The cycle of events shouldn't happen this way! There is a glitch in the matrix! This world isn't real! MOM!!! Wipe Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 "NOOOOO," said John, "I MUST KILL THE DEMONS!!!!" The radio crackered, "No John, you are the demons." And then John was a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 *Le me, playing a NASCAR game.* *Spins out the Allstate car* "Cover THAT, Allstate!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 *Le me, playing a NASCAR game.* *Spins out the Allstate car* "Cover THAT, Allstate!" Dennis Haysbert is disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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