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I had to fix my toilet again today, and i think i'm out of safety pins now.

 

True Story

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I had to fix my toilet again today, and i think i'm out of safety pins now.

 

True Story

 

Sh*t dude, literally :P

 

 

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You know, some days I just wanna cry. *tries to squeeze out a tear* Goddammit!!!

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How is this movie based on stealing bread, the one thing that's free in every f*cking restaurant?

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How is this movie based on stealing bread, the one thing that's free in every f*cking restaurant?

 

The damn French.

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(I know right?)

 

Time for countermeasures!

∆, âˆ†, â–¡, O, X, L1, L1, v, ^

*Harrier Jump Jet appears*

I must go! The Interwebs needs me!

*Gets in jet, flies away*

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"Use the force, Harry."

                                 -The Doctor

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There are 3 types of people in this world; People who can count, and people who can't count.

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Arin: "I WIN!!"

 

*gun shot*

 

Arin: "MY WIN!!!"

 

*gun shot*

 

Jon: "Please, please Arin. Don't make me...don't make call the police..."

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Here's some funny quotes from the TF2 SF-O GameNight of 26th October 2013:
 
QUOTE 1:
 
DZComposer: ''How could I have missed someone at melee range with a f*****g shotgun?! What the f**k?!''
AJC3000Fox: ''Those shotguns are made in China these days. Can't be relied on for anything.''
Arashikage: ''*laughs* Hey, this gun was made in Russia. It can be relied on for everything.''
 
QUOTE 2 (And my personal favorite):
 
*Yatto and Fire Busters kill DZComposer with headshots*
DZComposer: ''ANOTHER F*****G-- *groans and laughs*''
Scott7: ''I don't think I've ever seen you this mad, DZ.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''Just not your day.''
*Yaato and Fire Busters kill Arashikage*
Vinyl_Scratch: ''Woo-hoo''
Arashikage: ''A minor set-back. That's all.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''Eh.''
*Icy posts 'Crit Happens' to text chat*
 
A few seconds later...
Vinyl_Scratch: ''Crit Happens. Very funny.''
DZComposer: ''Well, at least it wasn't a f*****g crit!''
Arashikage: ''*laughs* Crit happens...''
Scott7: ''I've been saying that for over a year now, and now you guys are starting to realize it?''
AJC3000Fox: ''No, I've known that for a while.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''I've been using 'bullcrit' for a while, no one ever saw that catch on.''
Scott7: ''*laughs*''
 
QUOTE 3:
 
*Psy_Commando kills himself, taking W+M1 IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL with him*
W+M1: ''Ow, what the hell?! My ass!''
Sawtooth Pennant: ''Oh, you're not gonna get me again. ...Oh yeah, you are.''
W+M1: ''Well, I was going to fight you, but Psy took an interest in my ass.''
*Psy posts 'LOL' to text chat*
 
QUOTE 4:
 
DZComposer: ''I saw some people queueing up to join, but they haven't show up on a team yet.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''Wierd. Maybe they're taking their time.''
DZComposer: ''Maybe that s***ty computer's taking a long time to load this map.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''I 'unno. *pause as he glances at DZ* By the way, nice hat, DZ.''
Arashikage: ''That's basically what this game has become. 'Nice hat--BLAM!''
DZComposer: ''I'm gonna get a hat like that in real life at some point.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''I have one like that, actually. An actual fedora, not just a freaking trobee.''
DZComposer: ''Yeah, I have a... I currently have something that's like between a fedora and a trobee. I don't even
know what it's called. *chuckles*''
Icy: ''Nice.''
DZComposer: ''But the brim is too small. Need a bigger brim.''
Vinyl_Scratch: ''It might be a pork pie.''
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Into the Motherland the German Army march!
Comrades, stand side by side, to stop the Nazi charge
Panzers on Russian soil Thunder in the east.
One million men at war, The Soviet wrath unleashed

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The force is strong with this one.

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Real quote from my comics:

 

Slippy: Gimme my hat back!

Chameloshi: Uhh... No.

Slippy: Why not?

Chameloshi: Because... YOUR SHORT! B*TCH!

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Moff Tarken: Since you are reluctant to name the rebel snack lounge, I have chosen to test this stations destructive power on your home planets Starbucks.

 

Princess Leia: No! The employees there are peaceful people, the coffee grounds are the be-!!"

 

Moff Tarken: A fast food target, a yuppie expensive supermart chain, THEN NAME THE PARENT COMPANY!!! I grow tired of asking this. Where is the rebel snack lounge?"

 

Princess Leia: Arby's. They're all at Arby's.

 

Moff Tarken: You see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the merger, you maybe fire when ready.

 

Princess Leia: WHAT?!!

 

Moff Tarken: You're far too trusting. Arby's is a particular favorite of the Emperor's, but don't worry we'll find your friends soon enough.

 

Princess Leia: NO!!!!

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"Best Poem Ever"

 

Roses are red

Bacon is also red

Poems are hard

Bacon

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"Best Poem Ever"

 

Roses are red

Bacon is also red

Poems are hard

Bacon

 

Rose are red

Violets are blue

I am retarded

Banana

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Rose are red

Violets are blue

I am retarded

Banana

Mine was better.

 

"Every night before food once daily to be taken four times a day three times a day every three times daily take one take two take three one or two.

Warning: Follow printed instructions you have been given with this medicine."

 

I'll bet you a cookie if you can use this medicine right.

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Mine was better.

 

"Every night before food once daily to be taken four times a day three times a day every three times daily take one take two take three one or two.

Warning: Follow printed instructions you have been given with this medicine."

 

I'll bet you a cookie if you can use this medicine right.

 

(Mine was true)

 

Everything I learned in life I learned from watching Star Trek.

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I learned more Spanish playing Resident Evil 4 than in school.

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Nintendo taught me the road to success: treat your fans like they don't exist. 

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guy 1: " Sparkle sparkle sparkle?"

guy 2: "F*ck yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!"

guy 3: "Sparkle sparkle spackle?

guys 1 & 2: "GTFO"

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A Batman credit card? They gave him a Batman...CREDIT CARD?!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!

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A Batman credit card? They gave him a Batman...CREDIT CARD?!!!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!

The cycle of events shouldn't happen this way! There is a glitch in the matrix! This world isn't real! MOM!!!

 

Wipe Me!

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"NOOOOO," said John, "I MUST KILL THE DEMONS!!!!"

 

The radio crackered, "No John, you are the demons."

 

And then John was a zombie.

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*Le me, playing a NASCAR game.*

 

*Spins out the Allstate car*

 

"Cover THAT, Allstate!"

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*Le me, playing a NASCAR game.*

 

*Spins out the Allstate car*

 

"Cover THAT, Allstate!"

 

Dennis Haysbert is disappoint

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