Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Dennis Haysbert is disappoint No son. I... am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 No. Thats not true. Thats disappointed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I became a mobile fountain triangle because I am disappointed in you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I became a mobile fountain triangle because I am disappointed in you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeth Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I am a panda bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Well, an animated picture DOES paint 14 words... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -N TIMES HERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 "Thats it, you win. I'm done wif dis." And the lobster said not a word further, taking his briefcase and top hat leaving toward the setting sun peaked on top of the rolling hills ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I only heard less than a minute of an Avenged Sevenfold song I have never heard and now I have the song. True Story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Why is it important for Juggernaut to tell that young lady that he in fact is Juggernaut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Why is it important for Juggernaut to tell that young lady that he in fact is Juggernaut? Chances are, she won't believe the Juggernaut because there have been cases of flash mobs of people dressed as him. Another quote from my comics: Falco: Who are we waiting for? Soldier 1: Someone. Falco: Who is this "someone"? Soldier 2: It's a secret. Falco: Why won't you tell me?! Soldier 1: Just sit tight and look at this porn. Falco: Dont you tell me to... Oh, Hello, Ms. September! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Its time for: Sh*t Asian Dad Sez! Announcer: "So Asian Dad, what did you do today?" Asian Dad: "I go to work, come home, beat chirdren, beat wife! Make dem take picture! Anyting rook okay!" Announcer: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 General: I made poopy on the wall. Go clean it up, and maybe I'll promote you to Major. Cadet: Okay, Sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 General: "Gentlemen, we have a situation. Time for the pointer scene. MAP!!!" *map rolls across table, abruptly stops at the corner as planned* General: "Here is us. Here is the enemy stronghold and beyond that is the Taco Bell. Men its almost lunchtime, your mission is to infiltrate the fast food restaurant, penetrate the storerooms and coat the everything with tasteless and odorless super lax. When the enemy dines in, all we have to do is wait and listen for the explosions." Soldier: "Sir, permission to speak freely sir." General: "Granted." Soldier: Sir, is the super lax really necessary sir? Its Taco Bell after all, sir." General: "Hmmmm, duly noted Soldier. I like your thinking! But we have to fight terror with terror!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Be All That You Can Be...And Eeehhh Do Whatever You Want We're Flexible. Trademarked to the Nostalgia Critic I claim nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I am going to defeat him with... Oh! Shiny red ball! Wait... F*cking ADD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Skip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 A Haiku about L4D Oh God there’s a Tank There’s another f***g Tank S***t I’m on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 A Haiku about L4D Oh God there’s a Tank There’s another f***g Tank S***t I’m on fire It looks like fire hates you because s**t has 4 letters, not 5. If there is one thing I know it's that fire burns. It's like its hot or something. Time for another outrageous quote from my comics! Tingle: Do you want me to get the rusty chainsaw again? David Jr.: Fine! I'll go! Dick. Slippy: Dude! That isn't right! *Tingle kicks Slippy in the face* Slippy: What the hell?! Tingle: Rule #2 of Tingles Tower; Tingle has full control of all his workers! And THAT'S that! Slippy: You know what? F*ck this! I quit! *Slippy rips off the Ting suit he was wearing* Slippy: You are sick and evil! Context doesn't do a damn thing for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusheo Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 even in video games i cant bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options... FICTIONAL PEOPLE MIGHT GET SAD OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Now lemme pause the video for 5 minutes and tell you what happened in that fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 In my comics, Falco used a little kid as a "Yoshiran" shield (because the kid wasn't a human) to protect himself from Super Salvador, and because of that, Super Salvador is disgusted with Falco. But then, Falco realizes that the kid and Super Salvador were paid by Chameloshi to mess with Falco. True Story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Man 1: Yes. Man 2: NO! Man 1(Lizard like voice): Yesssssss... Man 2: (G-Man lisp-like voice): NO. Man 1:(Screaming into Man 2's ear): YYYEEEEESSSSS!!! Man 2 (Whispering): Nope. Man1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Moar comic quotes! Guy 1: Hey, do you know what's funnier than 34? Guy 2: What? Guy 1: 34... and a half. Guy 2: That is funnier! Do you know what's funnier than 47? Guy 1: What? Guy 2: 47... plus 1. Guy 1: Ha! That's funny. Guy 2: We're funny. Tingle: I bet i'm funnier than all of you! Guy 1: Oh yeah? Whats you're joke? Tingle: What's funnier than 24? Guy 2: What? Tingle: 25! Guy 1: That's not funny!!! Tingle got sent to court in the next scene for not being funny and literally got the book thrown at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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