Snys93 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 FUN FACTS: Constantine, the first Christian Roman Emperor and founder of what would be later known as the Roman Catholic Church was historically not divinely inspired to adopt the previously persecuted religion. Instead it was a bold and effective political maneuver to assimilate once divided groups of differing religious backgrounds into a newly accepted form of worship, thus reuniting the divided empire. However to do so Constantine blatantly disregarding key christian doctrines and replaced them with several festivals, rituals and otherwise pagan reasoning contrary to original christian teachings. Uwe Boll is widely regarded as the worst director of all time. Surpassing the infamous Ed Wood, Uwe Boll takes advantage of a film insurance loophole to continue making money off of his terrible movies if not successful (which is the trend). Rather than taking criticism like an adult, Uwe chooses to challenge his critics to boxing matches where he displays his brawn but no brain demeanor. Santa is actually Satan. Just rearrange the letters to find that jolly St. Nick is actually the Devil. Also he represents some of the Seven Deadly Sins. The words: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here is actually words to a sign above Roseanne Barr's bedroom door, not the gates of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 They should start putting Nobel Prizes in Crackerjack boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Wife: "EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!" Husband: *reading paper, smoking pipe* "What now?" Wife: "Zombie hand, crawling up the toilet bowl!!!" Husband: "Jeez, not again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Red: .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 I am the fork tightly you hold tightly... I am the line at the mid-night buffet... I am the one behind the cheese corner... I am the Slurpee machine at the quickie mart... I am obesity... I am hunger... I am... THE FATMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I am the fork tightly you hold tightly... I am the line at the mid-night buffet... I am the one behind the cheese corner... I am the Slurpee machine at the quickie mart... I am obesity... I am hunger... I am... THE FATMAN FATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His super power is sitting in people! Have you ever used your run-of-the-mill sledgehammer and wished that you wanted a sledgehammer with a quirky, more powerful sounding name? Well wish no more! Now introducing... Soopa Sledge! Only available at Flor-Shop! Get yours today! ​Sponsored by Chameloshi Enterprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Hi, I'm Dr. Crazy-ass-ape-sh*t and I'm here to take a minute of your time to discuss an all too important matter. It is quite prevalent in today's society and chances are you might not be aware of them. But rest assured by the time we're through, your eyes will be opened to the otherwise painfully obvious and that is that clowns are scary as f**k. Yes clowns with their red noses, colorful makeup and whimsical air mallets, but let us not ignore the fact that clowns are evil and have a secret agenda. Why would these masters of humor wield weapons, throw pies, don't you see the danger? Forget Al Qaeda, Hezbollah and Fox News, this threat is real and we've been invaded already. Don't let them warm their way into your hearts, because chances are that pain in your ribs isn't from laughing, its a knife. So join us, join the thousands in America and around the world and say no to clowns. Say "NO!" to Bozo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Hi, I'm Dr. Crazy-ass-ape-sh*t and I'm here to take a minute of your time to discuss an all too important matter. It is quite prevalent in today's society and chances are you might not be aware of them. But rest assured by the time we're through, your eyes will be opened to the otherwise painfully obvious and that is that clowns are scary as f**k. Yes clowns with their red noses, colorful makeup and whimsical air mallets, but let us not ignore the fact that clowns are evil and have secret agenda. Why would these masters of humor wield weapons, throw pies, don't you see the danger? Forget Al Qaeda, Hezbollah and Fox News, this threat is real and we've been invaded already. Don't let them warm their way into your hearts, because chances are that pain in your ribs isn't from laughing, its a knife. So join us, join the thousands in America and around the world and say no to clowns. Say "NO!" to Bozo I agree with that. All clowns are evil, that's a fact! How do you explain Sweet Tooth, It, and the Joker? Don't forget the clown Shang Tsung turns into during his "Bang Bang!" fatality. Ronald McDonald gets away with it for some reason. Probably because of his restaurant. Here is something I thought up one day. Kiloshi: Hey. Krystal: (Struggling to get a large crate onto the Great Fox) Yes? Kiloshi: (Pulls out a hand) Need a hand? Chameloshi: Ha! Krystal: *sigh* Shao Kahn: I really hate to bother you guys, but... Can I have my hand back now? Kiloshi: No. Shao Kahn: You are not nice! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Skittles Juggernaut: "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!! Random person: "Um, okay." *Suddenly crushed under the weight of several tons of Skittles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 If being an assassin doesn't work out, Sub-Zero can always work at Baskin Robins. He'll make some fantastic ice creams with his skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 If being an assassin doesn't work out, Sub-Zero can always work at Baskin Robins. He'll make some fantastic ice creams with his skills. And come up with one liners like Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze. Subzero: "Lets kick some ice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 And come up with one liners like Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze. Subzero: "Lets kick some ice." I see what you did there. I don't like it when villagers in my towns move out. The last one that moved out, I covered his house, inside and out, with ice blocks, then built an ice spire nearby. Also, the towns I built, in order of creation, are Brotown, Dattown, Kanotown, and Pimpstown. Also again, the past tense of shear is shorn, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, McFly." - Jack Harkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, McFly." - Jack Harkness "No sh*t, Jack." - Chameloshi, in response to Jack's statement I didn't sleep well last night, so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I made it half way to work before I realized I forgot my car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Demand for PMC's is about to skyrocket... Just like in the good ol' days after 9-11! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I can't pick up that egg. My pocket's full of rifles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I didn't sleep well last night, so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I made it half way to work before I realized I forgot my car. *Immediately what came to mind upon reading post* - If I had a bacon cheese burger with jalapenos every time I see this on a thread: ...I'd be a 1,000 pounds overweight and breathe fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Fork + Index finger + Awkward movement = Pain. I learnt that the dumbass way. (True story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Klingons are about as backwards as the North Koreans. -Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 That moment you realize your house is haunted by the spirit of Dennis Hopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 One does not simply consider it to be Maybillene. (Im not sure of the spelling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Needs more dakka dakka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Needs more dakka dakka! Got Dakka will WAAAGH!!! P.S. Kroot and Tau stand as one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Why is The Shaper a shaper? Why couldn't he be a cubist or something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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