Scourge Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Can I have a job application? I brought my own spatula! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 When it's foggy outside, say you have your render distance set to short or tiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Darkness does not fade, only light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Chame's 8 Step Plan for Instant Monies Instantly: Step 1: Plant and harvest some melons. Step 2: Build a house out of said melons. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit. Step 5: Patent melon building method. Step 6: Moar profit. Step 7: Rinse and repeat, but with pumpkins. Step 8: Moar profit x2. This message was funded by Chameloshi Enterprises. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Goods that are not shared are still goods because they are mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 NI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Guess the context of this quote: Slippy: How do I keep getting myself in these situations? Chameloshi: MOVE, YOU LITTLE SH*TS!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 12:24:12 Neoware: !cookiejar 12:24:12 ChillBot: MY COOKIES HAVE BEEN STOLEN!!! 12:24:18 Neoware: OK, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! 12:24:31 Nerra: Leedix stole the cookie! Nerra has been kicked by Leedix (F**k you I didn't steal no motherf*****g cookie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 It's now time for the world renowned game of "Oh, Chame! "According to my mathematics, x = 3, b*tch." - Chameloshi, angrily to his middle school math teacher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 You know theres a problem when a cartoon series made for children about a popular film series they were based on, is more informative than the films themselves. Goddamn you to Hell George Lucas for wasting everyone's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 I was driving somewhere, when all of a sudden, I saw a school bus that was driven by a hairy old man. I expected to see kids in the back seats, but what I saw was that there was a dog in every seat on that bus. first I thought "What is this guys problem?", but shortly after, I thought "Actually, that's f*cking awesome." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Yesterday I was making my usual rounds on the internet with a big glass glass of chocolate milk, when I had the sudden urge to look up the word sh*t on Wikipedia. As I was skimming through information I already knew, I was stopped by something that caught my eye and nearly snorted chocolate milk all over my keyboard. This is what I found: Shart Shart, as a portmanteau of the words sh*t and fart, became popular after its usage in the 2004 film Along Came Polly.[citation needed] It refers to an undesirable situation where one intends to pass gas, but expels diarrhea instead. By the way, I'm lactose tolerant. It means I'm a mutant. *cue X-MEN theme* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 What I do on Wikipedia is to start with a random thing, like soda, and start clicking links until I get as far away from the first thing as possible. As far as I remember, I started with soda, and got to James Bond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I was cleaning house when I found a copy of People Magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover saying she was 'all natural'. Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, thats legit. Speaking of Armenians, I made the wrong choice of comparing them to Greeks and Turks to a friend of mine who thinks hes Armenian. He brought up the Armenian Genocide and when he starts talking theres no stopping him. All I said was that the difference between Greeks, Turks and Armenians was location. They have the same food but with different names as with their customs and religion. I of the two of us could only make that statement because I'm Greek and hes from Colorado. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Ever seen those warnings on vending machines where it shows someones hang getting caught between two gears? Instead of saying not to put your hand in the machine, a more appropriate thing it should say is "Serves you right, jackass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Down is for the dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Down is for the dying. If your up is my down, then your down must be up but still down but up... *head explodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Try to comprehend this: Pinocchio saying his nose will grow now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Darth Vader: Luke...you have the diabeetus. Luke Skywalker: How can you possibly know that? Darth Vader: I am Wilford Brimley. Luke Skywalker: Um, okay. Darth Vader: And I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Is it considered griefing in Minecraft if you randomly start placing cakes all over someones base? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Is it considered griefing in Minecraft if you randomly start placing cakes all over someones base? Denial is the first stage of grieving and the cake being a lie and all, just goes without saying. Speaking of grieving, why is General Grievous called General Grievous? Does he have a grievance with someone, has he spent a lifetime of grief? Explain Lucas, EXPLAIN!!! The names for your characters are STUPID. They're not witty AT ALL. Examples: Kit Fisto. We all know what you're implying. Han Solo. Get it? Chewbacca. Eww. Bail Organa. Organa, really? There also tons of suggestive visuals in Star Wars: Death Star. I ain't gonna say it, you figure it out. Garindan. I'm speechless. George Lucas, you are sick as f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "If I was being aggressive, there would be curse words." -Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dyslexics Against FuddRuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Dyslexics Against FuddRuckers I like the film Idiocracy's far-future version of FuddRuckers. (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I like the film Idiocracy's far-future version of FuddRuckers. (lol) It was with that in mind, although Doug Benson was the one that said in on the show @Midnight and I just wanted to post it here. For some reason, the arrows on the scroll bars aren't showing up, even after I refresh the page. It can load giant pictures bigger than my screen, but not the tiny arrows on the sides of my open windows? What seems to be the problem here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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