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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Apparently Im not allowed to post GIFs here.

 

You can but only if you post text along with it, since it is a "say something random" thread. I take advantage of that loophole alot. However, it is preferred to post gifs in the "random pic thread".

 

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I will dance you the dance of my people.

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To make Minecraft more interesting:

First, Find all of the End portals in creative mode and break them.

Second, Find/make a place for a new End portal and place the whole frame.

Third, Break 8 of the frame blocks.

Fourth, Make temples, dungeons, etc. to hide the eight of the frame blocks in chests.

Fifth, Edit the world however you like.

Sixth, Save the world at the spawn point.

Seventh, Play in survival mode to make Minecraft more challenging and fun.

 

Be warned: If you do this, be careful with the frame blocks as items, because if you lose one or place on in the wrong area, you can't kill the Ender Dragon.

 

Also, who do you think would win in a fight? Fox or Shao Kahn? Someone should make a MK9 mod for that.

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   Hey you! Yes you, the person reading this right now. Are you tired of pesky pet hair getting everywhere? Don't you wish there was something you could do with it usefully? Well now there is a solution!

 

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''They say that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course, wrong, as you'll soon discover
when I stick this toasting fork in your head.'' - Edmund Blackadder (Yes, again)

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Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

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...I take you back in time to witness Big Bangeh.

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I liked you better when you weren't a brony.

That's fukken lie. My ponyism is the common ground on which we cultivated our relationship and you know it.

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That's fukken lie. My ponyism is the common ground on which we cultivated our relationship and you know it.

-Used to be anti-brony-

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-Used to be anti-brony-

In your case, your lack of ponyism and my futile conversion efforts is what cultivated our relationship.

 

If I read in to that ambiguity right.

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Daddy came into the room and said, "What the hell are you kids doing," and we said, "Playing Space Invaders, Daddy." Then he said, "I'll show YOU an alien invasion", and began throwing us on the couch and gave my brother and I the special hug.

 

I miss daddy. Didn't see much of him anymore when the police came.

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In your case, your lack of ponyism and my futile conversion efforts is what cultivated our relationship.

 

If I read in to that ambiguity right.

I was talking about you, ya' dingus. I was a ponyfag long before you were. :U

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It's not that i'm clumsy, it's just that using my eyes is such a hassle.

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I was talking about you, ya' dingus. I was a ponyfag long before you were. :U

Ah, 

 

-rewind-

 

-Used to be anti-brony-

I was never "anti" silly goose. Unless you consider "ignorance of," opposition. Shopping trips really are the funnest without money.

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Icy ALWAYS defies his name when he plays Pyro in Team Fortress 2.

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Finally, in April 3rd 2011, The Hansons arrive at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

 

Ten minutes later they were arrested for trespassing.

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You say you win when I think I figured you out, well in that case, you will never win because I will never figure you out without meeting you personally.

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You say you win when I think I figured you out, well in that case, you will never win because I will never figure you out without meeting you personally.

Ha!

 

no

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And another funny quote from Blackadder:

Blackadder: ''We are going to go to Mrs.Miggins, are going to find out if there is a copy of that
dictionnary, and then YOU are going to steal it.''
Baldrick: ''Why me?''
Balckadder: ''Because you burnt it, Baldrick.''
Baldrick: ''But then, I'll go to hell forever for stealing.''
Blackadder: ''Believe me Baldrick: Eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments
of death will be a pic-nic compared to five minutes with me - and this pencil if we can't get this book replaced.''

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I never thought i'd live to see the day when you can drink a taco.

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   Hi and welcome to our annual staff meeting, I'm Robert E. Fells your production manager and supervisor. Okay, first item on the list last year was our consumer complaint report and that it was above average. Naturally the people up stairs were less than thrilled by the outcome and asked politely for us to do better the next proceeding year. Now that we have reached the deadline, here is the report for this year:

 

   There has been some significant increase of productiveness in the workplace, but sadly however most of you will no longer continue to work for this company based on your workmanship average. But the people up stairs are not without mercy and are willing to give you a second chance. In ten minutes time, you will be asked to be paired up with an individual from you below-average-workmanship-minority, both placed in a small room with a sharp or blunt instrument at the center of said room. You will be timed and any lingering beyond a period of one minute and thirty seconds will be deducted from your pay.

 

   The Company appreciates your loyalty. May your victories be your spoil, may your deaths be your sacrifice.

 

   Die well.

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Are you nervous? Miserable? Depressed? Tired of life?

...Keep it up.

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