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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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If you had no money in the 1930s you could get some by going to the porn shop. The man at the porn shop had 3 balls hanging over his entrance.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I am scared of toasters.

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A girl wears guy clothes, and no one bats an eye. A guy wears girl clothes, and everyone loses their minds.

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Don't ask what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you.

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  • 2 weeks later...

You are all MAGGOTS, you scum-sucking little fruit baskets!!!

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“Sonnet 130

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.†
― W. Shakespeare

tl;dr his girl's ugly af

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If ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge punch punch* ;)

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