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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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What I normally hear when I begin a new game of Portal:

''Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the
relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and no we are ready to begin the
test proper. Keep in mind, that although fun and learing are the primary goals of all enrichment center activites,
serious injuries may occur. For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touc--*garblegarble*''

What I hear when I begin a new game of Portal after playing Super Hexagon for 2 hours straight:

''Hexagon, and again, welcome to the Aperture Hexagon enrichment center. We hope your brief hexagon in the
hexagon vault has been a pleasant one. Your hexagon has been processed, and no we are ready to begin the
hexagon proper. Keep in mind, that although hexagon and hexagon are the primary goals of all hexagon center activites,
serious hexagons may occur. For your own hexagon and the hexagon of others, please hexagon from touc--*garblegarble*''


...WHAT?!

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"I'm goin' to the ghetto to buy some coke and get me a hoe."

 

Two hours later I drive back with 2 liters of soda and a gardening tool.

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  • 3 weeks later...

"Sir, object approaching front page at high warp."

"Captain to Engineering, divert all power to shields. Shitstorm sensor reports are off the charts."

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"I've committed genocide, friend. Torture is nothing new for me."

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And when you kill a man, you're a murderer. Kill many, and you're a conqueror. Kill them all, and you're a god!

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  • 2 weeks later...

Jake Fenton
[sigh] "Chicago I've had a belly full of it everyone is on the take the DA City Hall even the Cops on the beat being paid to turn a blind eye but me? nah i couldn't so i got out its all down to Mr big hes cost me everything so tonight i send him a message and boy will he take the bait"

Louie BigNose
[steps nervously] "What am i worried about its not me that's got to tell the boss and braces can handle himself yeah he can look after himself"

Big Tony
[Yelling] "What! he back in town What!!! he back and hes looking for you" [Proceeds to throw braces threw the door,

 

[Heavy breathing]

Louie BigNose
"Braces come on you stupid"

Big Tony
"I want that Son of a...." [Trash can lid falls] "I want him dead you hear me Dead!!!"

Jake Fenton
"Dead Yeah we'll see about that but for now on big you better watch the shadows because im taking you down"

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Growing two face dummy wags.

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With the wig,

You remind me

Of Julia...

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At a certain point of time in life we question weather or not our food is still in the fridge uneaten by others

 

Only to realize its not

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3000 years ago i played the stone fox series on my stoneavision 

 

Ah the good old days of -2160p

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If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.

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Ask not what your country could do for you, ask what your country could do for me :3

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Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

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