hoo Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 HOORAY DULL DUTY FRIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 What I normally hear when I begin a new game of Portal: ''Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and no we are ready to begin the test proper. Keep in mind, that although fun and learing are the primary goals of all enrichment center activites, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touc--*garblegarble*'' What I hear when I begin a new game of Portal after playing Super Hexagon for 2 hours straight: ''Hexagon, and again, welcome to the Aperture Hexagon enrichment center. We hope your brief hexagon in the hexagon vault has been a pleasant one. Your hexagon has been processed, and no we are ready to begin the hexagon proper. Keep in mind, that although hexagon and hexagon are the primary goals of all hexagon center activites, serious hexagons may occur. For your own hexagon and the hexagon of others, please hexagon from touc--*garblegarble*'' ...WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I accidentally it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAA Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Chilidogz are Pluto pups and of course dagwood dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Yippie ki yi yay, motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 This faqin' song again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Don't you want to ride educated horses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "I'm goin' to the ghetto to buy some coke and get me a hoe." Â Two hours later I drive back with 2 liters of soda and a gardening tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Molten cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 DON' BE REDIKULOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 "Sir, object approaching front page at high warp." "Captain to Engineering, divert all power to shields. Shitstorm sensor reports are off the charts." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 "I've committed genocide, friend. Torture is nothing new for me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 And when you kill a man, you're a murderer. Kill many, and you're a conqueror. Kill them all, and you're a god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Knows Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Jake Fenton [sigh] "Chicago I've had a belly full of it everyone is on the take the DA City Hall even the Cops on the beat being paid to turn a blind eye but me? nah i couldn't so i got out its all down to Mr big hes cost me everything so tonight i send him a message and boy will he take the bait" Louie BigNose [steps nervously] "What am i worried about its not me that's got to tell the boss and braces can handle himself yeah he can look after himself" Big Tony [Yelling] "What! he back in town What!!! he back and hes looking for you" [Proceeds to throw braces threw the door, Â [Heavy breathing] Louie BigNose "Braces come on you stupid" Big Tony "I want that Son of a...." [Trash can lid falls] "I want him dead you hear me Dead!!!" Jake Fenton "Dead Yeah we'll see about that but for now on big you better watch the shadows because im taking you down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Growing two face dummy wags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Knows Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Its Raining Thunder  Discount on Shoes Store wide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 With the wig, You remind me Of Julia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Knows Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 At a certain point of time in life we question weather or not our food is still in the fridge uneaten by others  Only to realize its not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 50% off your mandatory SF-O bar-code tattoos, this week only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Knows Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 3000 years ago i played the stone fox series on my stoneavision  Ah the good old days of -2160p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Ask not what your country could do for you, ask what your country could do for me :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Knows Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Willy Wonka lost his chocolate factory to Nestle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Win or lose, we go shopping after the election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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