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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Once you go gray, there is no other way.

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"The heavens, The Earth, and a million Chameleons call to me! …Huh? What? They don't?"

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I once threw a piece of ocean into the trash.

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"I got fired from my job at 7/11."

 

"Why'd you get fired?"

 

"I made a shrimp smoothie."

 

"WHY!?"

 

"Because I was hungry and thirsty."

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Hide your sons and daughters!

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Perhaps the other half of Christendom will behave in a more civilized manner now...

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A man can only further himself when he realizes his own faults and determines himself worthy to change it.

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breasts are good

 

Indeed.

 

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NaruSaku shippers, deal with the results...bitches

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breasts are good

My friend Thomas temporarily hijacked my Surface (with my permission) and typed this in.

 

OH YEAH.

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One of my friends keeps wearing aviators indoors. I warned him about what a blind person would do if he saw him wearing those indoors.

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I think there's smelly Chinese food in my garbage.

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I had a iguana once for a pet. Tougher than hell, but we ate it.

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"Doctor, we need 15 hemoglobins of schlemoglobin on this patient STAT!"

 

"DUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNG?"

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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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Hey honey, put some more sugar in my bowl!

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I have had it with these motherfucking planes on these motherfucking snakes!

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justice grinding on your dog's bellybutton gross misconduct eggs

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