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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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The directions on the Pillsbury biskit tube...I disagree with it, dammit!!!

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presidential baby going home cheeseburgers into the sun congratulations are outside of solomon

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Road to Ninja was pointless...but dat Hinata... :3

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long as Lovosice everywhere cheater mothers in your oregano Chinese potpourri recitals hooray can you get jiggy with it

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"How about you tell Floyd that meeting in his condo is a good idea, is a great idea, and that we need chips, dip, and prostitutes."

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Just last week, I entered the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Fifteen minutes later I was arrested for trespassing.

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A death metal band at a concert a few weeks back: "This is a song dedicated to a former band member who died. This song is about death." *cookie monster vocals intensify*

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Some lost motherfucker just called my house.

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I just won a week long trip to Hawaii for two. All I wanted was my goddamn fried chicken.

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BOND WITH ME, JIMMY.

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Apple juice...HALF PRICE!!!

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My son - when you were born, the New York Stock Exchange whispered your name...Greenspan.

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Do you want some lotion?

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*crash*

 

Good Lord above!

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Do you want some lotion?

Why yesh. I need to moishten my eshtremitiesh.

Why+yesh+yesh+it+dush+_fc8ea0dde6aac74b2

 

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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

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  • 2 weeks later...

What? I will FUCKING destroy them!

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