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Conall Drest

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Why would I need a rifle scope for my SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??????????????!?!?!?!

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Why would I need a rifle scope for my SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??????????????!?!?!?!

 Maybe its a trippy kaleidoscope, you don't know.

 

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 If it breathes kill it...unless its holding its breathe, in which that case leave it alone so it can stab you in the buttocks.

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I need assistance! I can't destroy the American army by myself! I'll need about 30 other people...

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I need assistance! I can't destroy the American army by myself! I'll need about 30 other people...

Said North Korea.

 

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I just googled Sexy Latina Plumbers. View at your own risk.

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*pops head out from rubble, sees tank

 

Shit, it's a tank!

 

*runs inside

 

Maybe it's one of those cuddly, friendly tanks...

 

*runs after tank

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"I prefer a more intimate means of killing you but this lead-based method may suffice!"

 

- Floyd Brogles

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Happy New Year! :D

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Today, with my friends, we do't know what to do.

 

So we watch a movie.

 

But it's a movie about cancer.

 

So we stop, because it's depressing.

 

So we go outside, and the weather is bad.

 

So we steal a car.

 

And...

 

We go to The Church.

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SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED ME!

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 "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."


-Eleanor Roosevelt

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Me: Who is she!?

 

Teacher: That's my daughter, you wing nut!

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Cereal boxes with French fries.

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Cola and meal please, no bread.

Cola and meal please, no bread!

COLA AND MEAL PLEASE, NO BREAD!

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*splat*

 

They should really put up an animal crossing sign here.

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