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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream.

The first one drowned, and the other struggled -until he drowned.

The moral of the story is don't fall into a bucket of cream!

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Isabel: Careful with these! They're already primed, understand?

 

Doyle: *looks at Isabel*

 

Isabel: A man of few words. I like that.

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You do not have enough Idiot Points to buy the Wheat Fields of Phrygia. Would you like to buy more Idiot Points on ultimatemoron.com?

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120 minutes of writing is fun. Easy time, easy time.

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If I ruled the world, I would be cruel and hated by the populace.

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Because of the sheer impetus of your request, I must respectfully tell you to fuck off.

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I'm just gonna keep on going!

 

*continues throwing frozen food out from freezer*

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Communism is like a nuclear explosion.

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Has anyone else noticed how Matt Miller, the leader of the Deckers in Saints Row the Third, also writes articles for GameInformer?

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If George Washington was alive today, he would shoot himself in the face.

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If George Washington was alive today, he would shoot himself in the face.

 

Huh...wait, what?!

 

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DeviantArt is full of diseased male hookers.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

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Aha! You bent to my will, Gestalt!

 

 

Now lean back. *click* Lean back. *click* *click* Lean back.

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Near a tree by a river, there's a hole in the ground

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Who knew that I-pads were just giant I-pods. That explains the reason I don't own a monkey. The lamp that comes with it is made of rubber.

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Thanks for being a sandwich, and my daddy.

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