Vulvokunvrii Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first one drowned, and the other struggled -until he drowned. The moral of the story is don't fall into a bucket of cream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Isabel: Careful with these! They're already primed, understand? Doyle: *looks at Isabel* Isabel: A man of few words. I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You see this look?! Its terror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You do not have enough Idiot Points to buy the Wheat Fields of Phrygia. Would you like to buy more Idiot Points on ultimatemoron.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 1v1 me you deku scrub. I shall rek you m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 120 minutes of writing is fun. Easy time, easy time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 If I ruled the world, I would be cruel and hated by the populace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 All flesh is equal when burned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Because of the sheer impetus of your request, I must respectfully tell you to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Happy Cinco de Mayo to you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm just gonna keep on going! *continues throwing frozen food out from freezer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lick it up, asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Communism is like a nuclear explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Death... BY JUICE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Has anyone else noticed how Matt Miller, the leader of the Deckers in Saints Row the Third, also writes articles for GameInformer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If George Washington was alive today, he would shoot himself in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 If George Washington was alive today, he would shoot himself in the face. Huh...wait, what?! - DeviantArt is full of diseased male hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool shootin' some b-ball outside of the school 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Aha! You bent to my will, Gestalt! Now lean back. *click* Lean back. *click* *click* Lean back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Filthy gaijin mistaking my errant kindness for submission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 *nom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Cortet Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Near a tree by a river, there's a hole in the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderParatus Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Who knew that I-pads were just giant I-pods. That explains the reason I don't own a monkey. The lamp that comes with it is made of rubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arminius H O Fiddywinks Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Thanks for being a sandwich, and my daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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