If Krystal gave you a kiss on your lips, how would you react?

[Scott7]

Reading this thread makes me think of 2 things. That scene from kady and the tramp, and anime hugging pillows.

As someone who has never, and will never know, romantice love, and being autistic. I'd probley cattilog and report the finds in a database somewhere.

Sad to hear that, but at least you won't know the feeling of being lost -_-'

[Vrance Movado]

There's always that one person in the back that feel like they have to go say something to ruin the fun.

[Scott7]

There's always that one person in the back that feel like they have to go say something to ruin the fun.

sorry...

[Sableye]

I'll just nose-bleed.

[Vrance Movado]

sorry...

no dude you're fine. I didn't mean you. I meant the guy before you.

[Guest FoXXX]

:mechbeth:"I CAN'T STOP IIIIIT!!"

[Guest Julius Quasar]

:mechbeth:"I CAN'T STOP IIIIIT!!"

right on!

[Milkyway64]

Reading this thread makes me think of 2 things. That scene from kady and the tramp, and anime hugging pillows.

As someone who has never, and will never know, romantice love, and being autistic. I'd probley cattilog and report the finds in a database somewhere.

....Wut? I have trouble understanding this post, particularly the second line. Is this a reasonable translation;

"This thread makes me think of my childhood and also you are all geeks. Also, baaaaawww I can't love and it's because I'm broken in the head and so I should never try and just give up and I'm also like an AI that'll record all of you guys as if you deserve it."

If so, what relation does it have to this topic? At all?

[Sabre]

....Wut? I have trouble understanding this post, particularly the second line. Is this a reasonable translation;

"This thread makes me think of my childhood and also you are all geeks. Also, baaaaawww I can't love and it's because I'm broken in the head and so I should never try and just give up and I'm also like an AI that'll record all of you guys as if you deserve it."

If so, what relation does it have to this topic? At all?

You should stop trying to troll, you're no good at it.

"This thread makes me think of my childhood and also you are all geeks.

Dunno where that came from

Also, baaaaawww I can't love and it's because I'm broken in the head and so I should never try and just give up

Yep, pretty much. I am smarter then you, and most likely stronger too.

I'm also like an AI that'll record all of you guys as if you deserve it."

That was the joke I was making. You did well to spot it. Here, have a gold star. Keep this up and you can have an extra milk.

[Milkyway64]

You should stop trying to troll, you're no good at it.

*bows*

Dunno where that came from

The bit about what the topic reminded you of. An unrelated movie, which is fine, and anime pillows which has negative implications (even if it's fitting to the topic)

Yep, pretty much. I am smarter then you, and most likely stronger too.

And, like the original post, this make no sense in context with anything whatsoever. Forgive me, for I am thickskulled and unable to piece this to anything discussed in the topic, much like your wholly unrelated spout on never knowing love (lol) and being autistic (double lol, if anything this suggests you'd love even easier.)

That was the joke I was making. You did well to spot it. Here, have a gold star. Keep this up and you can have an extra milk.

Wait, it was a joke?! You give me too much credit, because I found it to be nonsensical babbling. Take your star back, I want to EARN it.

[Sabre]

You seem confused. Let's do a post breakdown

Thread title, see above.

Followed by various comments

I mention that it reminds me of Lady and the Tramp and Hugging pillows. No negativity there or of would have said "Those sad gits who like hugging pillows". Personally, I have no issue with them.

Next comes the joke. The first part I say how I have never, and never expect, to know love. This is true but beyond the scope of this thread. It establishes an important fact for the joke to work. That fact is I have never been kissed. I am also autistic, which combined with how Im known, implies logical, AI like behavior to a fault.

With those guides estanblished, we move to the punch line which is I would report and catologe it for future reffernce. This is at odds with what people were expecting, thus humour.

then your post accussing me of insulting the members (false) QQing (false) and being a retard (true) and thus implying you are superior (false). However, in me being a retard, the retard power gained from autism is super booksmarts and super human stregth. Im also a big guy so thus, you're implied superiority is not only wrong, but in most cases, I am provably better then the average human. Except in spelling of course <--another joke.

[Milkyway64]

then your post accussing me of insulting the members (false) QQing (false) and being a retard (true) and thus implying you are superior (false). However, in me being a retard, the retard power gained from autism is super booksmarts and super human stregth. Im also a big guy so thus, you're implied superiority is not only wrong, but in most cases, I am provably better then the average human. Except in spelling of course <--another joke.

I didn't mean to imply you were inferior or a "retard" bro. Well then, I can start to see how this makes sense, so I apologise for this one.

But wait, what's this? Implying you're superior to ALL of us, now? See, this is why I snapped in the first place, only at first it was a false alarm and now admitted to be true. This, coupled with the MERCILESS and BRUTAL attack on someone's goals doesn't sit well with me, I'm afraid, but that's not for this topic. I'm done here.

[Sabre]

I didn't mean to imply you were inferior or a "retard" bro. Well then, I can start to see how this makes sense, so I apologise for this one.

But wait, what's this? Implying you're superior to ALL of us, now? See, this is why I snapped in the first place, only at first it was a false alarm and now admitted to be true. This, coupled with the MERCILESS and BRUTAL attack on someone's goals doesn't sit well with me, I'm afraid, but that's not for this topic. I'm done here.

Ah, the old "I've completly lost, but I want to save face" trick of claiming you are done and will never reply again. It's a faux high road. I acctually was going to respect you until you pulled that. It allows you to claim victory without addressing the points. It's like saying "Let's not talk about this anymore and say I won." Although the fact is it's not about winning, but logical truth.

Back on topic.

I'll just nose-bleed.

Doesn't that mean you have high blood pressure?

[Milkyway64]

Ah, the old "I've completly lost, but I want to save face" trick of claiming you are done and will never reply again. It's a faux high road. I acctually was going to respect you until you pulled that. It allows you to claim victory without addressing the points. It's like saying "Let's not talk about this anymore and say I won." Although the fact is it's not about winning, but logical truth.

Nice one. I said it "isn't for this topic." I am by no means done, I'm just not about to clutter a topic with more garbage than it already has. To the wonderful realm of PMs with us, broheim.

Back on topic. Doesn't that mean you have high blood pressure?

No, it means she's Asian! :D

[Sabre]

Nice one. I said it "isn't for this topic." I am by no means done, I'm just not about to clutter a topic with more garbage than it already has. To the wonderful realm of PMs with us, broheim.

No, it means she's Asian!

Says the guy who QQed to admin. Your logic is flawed, your arguments weak, your attempts to troll are laughable and you run to admins when things don't go your way. You're going down and you're trying to drag me and this thread down with you. If you really think you have a point, start a thread, go nuts.

[Kursed]

You seem confused. Let's do a post breakdown

Thread title, see above.

Followed by various comments

I mention that it reminds me of Lady and the Tramp and Hugging pillows. No negativity there or of would have said "Those sad gits who like hugging pillows". Personally, I have no issue with them.

Next comes the joke. The first part I say how I have never, and never expect, to know love. This is true but beyond the scope of this thread. It establishes an important fact for the joke to work. That fact is I have never been kissed. I am also autistic, which combined with how Im known, implies logical, AI like behavior to a fault.

With those guides estanblished, we move to the punch line which is I would report and catologe it for future reffernce. This is at odds with what people were expecting, thus humour.

then your post accussing me of insulting the members (false) QQing (false) and being a retard (true) and thus implying you are superior (false). However, in me being a retard, the retard power gained from autism is super booksmarts and super human stregth. Im also a big guy so thus, you're implied superiority is not only wrong, but in most cases, I am provably better then the average human. Except in spelling of course <--another joke.

Uneeded info Please back onto the subject. (and no wonder you'll never get any romance)

[Matt Macdowel]

Sabre and milkyway please stop fighting and be respectful here. And if your going to fight do it on your PM's this argument does not belong on this topic.

p.s. sorry for going off topic.

["User"]

*Gets home from 12 hour day at work and reads topic*

Well since this topic isn't locked....yet, let me just say this. Neither of you two would get a kiss on the lips from Krystal due to this childish bickering . Instead, you two should kiss each other instead and make up as I'm quite sure that would make Krystal happy again and than MAYBE she would kiss both of you.  

[Samantha Weltzin]

Says the guy who QQed to admin.

I was the one who flagged the convo to the admins, actually, under the assumption you guys were starting a flame battle. Just thought I'd clear that up.

At any rate, carry on, everyone else.

["User"]

I was the one who flagged the convo to the admins, actually, under the assumption you guys were starting a flame battle. Just thought I'd clear that up.

At any rate, carry on, everyone else.

I discussed this with Sabre also.  Furthermore I've known Milkyway for the better part of 3 years and he has NEVER QQ'd to the admins about anyone when debating >_>.  I personally dislike it when people throw out assumptions without supporting proof.  It's one of the first rules of debating/flame waring, you NEVER make just random assumptions.

[Sabre]

So, answer me this, why only the 1 thread, why minutes after he posted, why did the claim he'd PM me then cop out? Makes sense to me.

[Scott7]

Can you 2 just drop it please? You guys already got "what are your goal's" locked because of flamming.

Just agree to disagree.

["User"]

So, answer me this, why only the 1 thread, why minutes after he posted, why did the claim he'd PM me then cop out? Makes sense to me.

I'll have to review the whole ordeal and get his position on the matter before I can comment but he's not online right now.  I like to listen to both sides and find the truth in the middle but this line of conversation is over in this topic.  Take it to PM's like others have suggested already.

In the meantime though this should get back on topic...no point in risking having this topic locked when I'm confident that this is behind us since both of you got warnings.

Can you 2 just drop it please? You guys already got "what are your goal's" locked because of flamming.

Just agree to disagree.

This advice should be heeded.  I hate seeing perfectly good topics otherwise locked for pathetic reasons :/

[Guest Julius Quasar]

You should stop trying to troll, you're no good at it.

Dunno where that came from

Yep, pretty much. I am smarter then you, and most likely stronger too.

That was the joke I was making. You did well to spot it. Here, have a gold star. Keep this up and you can have an extra milk.

*bows*

The bit about what the topic reminded you of. An unrelated movie, which is fine, and anime pillows which has negative implications (even if it's fitting to the topic)

And, like the original post, this make no sense in context with anything whatsoever. Forgive me, for I am thickskulled and unable to piece this to anything discussed in the topic, much like your wholly unrelated spout on never knowing love (lol) and being autistic (double lol, if anything this suggests you'd love even easier.)

Wait, it was a joke?! You give me too much credit, because I found it to be nonsensical babbling. Take your star back, I want to EARN it.

"That's enough, boys!"

Back OT,

If Krystal did kiss me, it would be the single greatest moment of my life. 

[Vrance Movado]

This topic is contreversiall is it not Julius? BOT kiss=pass out.