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WE'RE STARTING A FLAMMING GUYS!!!!

This isn't even close - it's a funny yet "serious" line of conversation :P

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Don't keep this up or else you'll get this topic locked.

Agreed, but about your last statement.....

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Here is my last statement:

Krystal is from STAR FOX, not MARIO.

No, to win in Mario, you must defeat Bowser and rescue Peach.

Krystal is nethier a winner or a loser.

Krystal can choose wheather she wants to do drugs or not, if Nintendo said "Krystal should look like an idiot and take drugs in the next Star Fox game" I'm pretty sure nobody would want to see Krystal like that.

Yes Shrooms are drugs.

.....not sure if you were being serious or not with that last set of statements but Milky definitely wasn't seriously trying to connect Mario with Krystal. 

Back on topic now.

I just thought of one extra reason why Krystal would punch me, and that's because I'm one of the heads of a "lovers" board for Krystal fans.  It wouldn't surprise me if that not only got me punched, but also maimed  :shock:

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It's unknown what the full extent of her powers are, but yeah your probly right.

I have to agree there for all we know she could have psionic Powers equal to that of  theProtoss of starcraft. if she has this sort of powers -starts to sneak away-
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Ooo! I have a new answer for this!

If Krystal was about to punch me in the face, I would rejoice, for it would mean that she's in the next Smash Bros. game!

...And then I would shield or down-dodge.

Whoa, that's an AWECOOL way of putting

it!

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I have to agree there for all we know she could have psionic Powers equal to that of  theProtoss of starcraft.

hmm... interesting...

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.....not sure if you were being serious or not with that last set of statements but Milky definitely wasn't seriously trying to connect Mario with Krystal. 

I'm being serious here.

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She punched me quite a few times in the head when she was forcing me down to that F***ed up looking temple... Its a strory (or part of one) that i'll fill in sometime later....

EDIT: does F***ed fit in ok?

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I'm being serious here.

Fair enough, but respectfully let me say with you it's difficult to tell at times. :)

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Would it turn you on if -I- punched you in the face?

No, but it's a good way to get your ass kicked :)

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No, but it's a good way to get your ass kicked :)

Aw...

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I'm being serious here.

Serious? In MY SFO?!

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I have to agree there for all we know she could have psionic Powers equal to that of  theProtoss of starcraft. if she has this sort of powers -starts to sneak away-

If she had that wouldn't have been in a crystal prison for all of SFA.

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:facepalm:

I need to make a krystal facepalm picture.

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If she had that wouldn't have been in a crystal prison for all of SFA.

OH sure and  Tassadar wouldnt' have been  stuck in a stasis cell prison.  put super man in a red sun envirment and he doesn't have any powers  think  about it!  It's not just a Crystal it's  almost like a stasis cell for andross to drain her energy.
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I need to make a krystal facepalm picture.OH sure and  Tassadar wouldnt' have been  stuck in a stasis cell prison.  put super man in a red sun envirment and he doesn't have any powers  think  about it!  It's not just a Crystal it's  almost like a stasis cell for andross to drain her energy.

Except Tassadar SURRENDERD HIMSELF.

Krystal was caught off guard, and clearly should have faught back. Not only that, Tassadar's cell was PROTOSS technology. Krystal's cell was.... who knows what.

Also, she could have easily Psi-stormed General Scales, instead of being a dumbshit and trying to... punch at him.

And what about all the times she gets chased in Assault? Shouldn't she see all that coming? It seems all her powers are good for is "hearing cries of agony" from Sauria. Which kept Starfox distracted long enough for Corneria to get its ass kicked.

Nice track record there, Krystal.

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Well  First of all she was possesded by a spirit so she was a little busy

She's not a fighter pilot Robert try to do math homework in the middle of a dogfight.

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Well  First of all she was possesded by a spirit so she was a little busy

Really? Fox released his spirit faster than Krystal.

Besides she could've done something like run away, fight or do something other then sit there and get pushed into the beam.

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Well  First of all she was possesded by a spirit so she was a little busy

She's not a fighter pilot Robert try to do math homework in the middle of a dogfight.

If she's not a fighter pilot, how'd she get in the most prestigious group of fighter pilots in the galaxy? I mean, unless she was...nevermind. Just answered my own question. Dang, Fox. That's low.
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Really? Fox released his spirit faster than Krystal.

Besides she could've done something like run away, fight or do something other then sit there and get pushed into the beam.

also I mgiht add that  a psionic storm requires  many years of training Something Krystal probably didn't have at the time and maybe never will ,but point being is her powers  are still a bit dormant because she has not trained with them all yet.
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also I mgiht add that  a psionic storm requires  many years of training Something Krystal probably didn't have at the time and maybe never will ,but point being is her powers  are still a bit dormant because she has not trained with them all yet.

She's almost an adult, and at this point you're honestly grasping at straws.

She's a damsel, nothing more. Assault tried to make her a bit more respectable, but for gameplay reasons she was STILL useless, just like the rest of the team.

Srsly though, she PUNCHES at General Scales. I don't care HOW dormant your powers are, that's just stupid stupid stupid.

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If she's not a fighter pilot, how'd she get in the most prestigious group of fighter pilots in the galaxy? I mean, unless she was...nevermind. Just answered my own question. Dang, Fox. That's low.

Well, considering she did not know her name and was already giving him the "seductive walk" in Adventure's ending...

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Srsly though, she PUNCHES at General Scales. I don't care HOW dormant your powers are, that's just stupid stupid stupid.

She could punch anybody, even you,

The character I don't think she should mess with is Captain Falcon.

He could FALCON KICK her before she even uses her telepath.

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She's almost an adult, and at this point you're honestly grasping at straws.

She's a damsel, nothing more. Assault tried to make her a bit more respectable, but for gameplay reasons she was STILL useless, just like the rest of the team.

Srsly though, she PUNCHES at General Scales. I don't care HOW dormant your powers are, that's just stupid stupid stupid.

Well, considering she did not know her name and was already giving him the "seductive walk" in Adventure's ending...

She's a adult of a almost extinct species therefore no one can teach her of her true powers. and the PRotoss live to be very very old so I doubt KRystal could learn Psionic storm.

and explain to me how a damsel in distress can take on a 10 foot aparoid?

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Well, considering she did not know her name and was already giving him the "seductive walk" in Adventure's ending...

How dare you give less-vague words to what I was saying?! :O
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She could punch anybody, even you,

Dude, Scales is at LEAST three times her size!

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and explain to me how a damsel in distress can take on a 10 foot aparoid?

Only she didn't, and I didn't see any apparoids in Adventures where I said she was purely a damsel.

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How dare you give less-vague words to what I was saying?! :o

I was just backing you up... D=

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Well  First of all she was possesded by a spirit so she was a little busy

She's not a fighter pilot Robert try to do math homework in the middle of a dogfight.

Oooooooooh boy. Here we go!

First of all: Krystal was NOT possesed when 1: facing Scales and 2: being imprisoned. Yes, the imprisonment caught her off guard, but she still has a MIND'S EYE. Not only that, but she had plenty of time in between "It's you!" and drifting into the crystal.

Second of all: Telepathically seeing someone get behind you is so far out of the ballpark compared to doing math, that its not even the same SPORT. Half of a dogfight is watching your six. Krystal, if anything, should be AMAZING at this. EVERY fighter pilot does this. Krystal not only fails to USE HER SUPER SENSES, SHE FAILS AT DOING WHAT STANDARD PILOTS DO. And don't say "oh shes a noob she doesn't know better", because 1: She's got at least a year of experience, 2: SHE'S A TELEPATH, and 3: if she's THAT noobish then they should let Peppy fly.

Krystal's powers are clearly not an ACTIVE, but a PASSIVE activity, like BREATHING and SEEING. She senses faint brain patterns from the Asteroid Belt, and she can fucking sense Sauria from the other side of the system, but she can't sense a damn spaceship trying to close on her six, or anyone else's six at that matter? Yeah. I call bullshit.

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She could punch anybody, even you,

The character I don't think she should mess with is Captain Falcon.

He could FALCON KICK her before she even uses her telepath.

Yes, because her feeble little taps on Scale's wrists are so very threatening.

And for the record noon messes with Captain Falcon. This is universal law.

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She's a adult of a almost extinct species therefore no one can teach her of her true powers. and the PRotoss live to be very very old so I doubt KRystal could learn Psionic storm.

and explain to me how a damsel in distress can take on a 10 foot aparoid?

So you are proving my point then. You said "for all we know she could be like a Protoss", and now you're saying she's definitely not like a Protoss. Make up your mind!

And Krystal never faces an Aparoid that big in Assault. On Sauria, she fights scrubs and has unlimited HP. On the Aparoid homeworld, when the big bug shows up in her area, if ou don't kill it, she will get shoved around by it forever, unable to damage it or be damged.

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On the Aparoid homeworld, when the big bug shows up in her area, if ou don't kill it, she will get shoved around by it forever, unable to damage it or be damged.

Small correction, because I played around with that scenario a lot in Assault.

She -can- be damaged if you put her behind you, have the bug shoot at you, and dodge out of the way, letting it hit her instead; and she actually starts to say some pessimistic things as her health bar lowers. However, she cannot be killed, even if you push her off the edge with the landmaster by slowly advancing bit-by-bit. Just reappears behind you as if nothing happens.

Continue, all. :D

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