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Small correction, because I played around with that scenario a lot in Assault.

She -can- be damaged if you put her behind you, have the bug shoot at you, and dodge out of the way, letting it hit her instead; and she actually starts to say some pessimistic things as her health bar lowers. However, she cannot be killed, even if you push her off the edge with the landmaster by slowly advancing bit-by-bit. Just reappears behind you as if nothing happens.

Continue, all. :D

I must try this now.

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Oooooooooh boy. Here we go!

First of all: Krystal was NOT possesed when 1: facing Scales and 2: being imprisoned. Yes, the imprisonment caught her off guard, but she still has a MIND'S EYE. Not only that, but she had plenty of time in between "It's you!" and drifting into the crystal.

Second of all: Telepathically seeing someone get behind you is so far out of the ballpark compared to doing math, that its not even the same SPORT. Half of a dogfight is watching your six. Krystal, if anything, should be AMAZING at this. EVERY fighter pilot does this. Krystal not only fails to USE HER SUPER SENSES, SHE FAILS AT DOING WHAT STANDARD PILOTS DO. And don't say "oh shes a noob she doesn't know better", because 1: She's got at least a year of experience, 2: SHE'S A TELEPATH, and 3: if she's THAT noobish then they should let Peppy fly.

Krystal's powers are clearly not an ACTIVE, but a PASSIVE activity, like BREATHING and SEEING. She senses faint brain patterns from the Asteroid Belt, and she can -F-Bomb-ing sense Sauria from the other side of the system, but she can't sense a damn spaceship trying to close on her six, or anyone else's six at that matter? Yeah. I call bullshit.

Yes, because her feeble little taps on Scale's wrists are so very threatening.

And for the record noon messes with Captain Falcon. This is universal law.

So you are proving my point then. You said "for all we know she could be like a Protoss", and now you're saying she's definitely not like a Protoss. Make up your mind!

And Krystal never faces an Aparoid that big in Assault. On Sauria, she fights scrubs and has unlimited HP. On the Aparoid homeworld, when the big bug shows up in her area, if ou don't kill it, she will get shoved around by it forever, unable to damage it or be damged.

You really need to learn to read deaper Robert I Said    first of all For all we know. which means we don't know ,but i could be possible that she could be  Like a Protoss. I din't mean she could use psionic storm I ment she had similair potential like perhaps something similair to the Hallucnation going into peoples minds and makingn them see things. 

Oh and how do you know the Krazoa palace doesn't block her telepathy  and honestly you think it's that easy to sense things?

Small correction, because I played around with that scenario a lot in Assault.

She -can- be damaged if you put her behind you, have the bug shoot at you, and dodge out of the way, letting it hit her instead; and she actually starts to say some pessimistic things as her health bar lowers. However, she cannot be killed, even if you push her off the edge with the landmaster by slowly advancing bit-by-bit. Just reappears behind you as if nothing happens.

Continue, all. :D

she can't die because simply then she wouldn't be in command now would she?

Also in that same level she mentions the Dark  eryei feelings  telling her to give up and die on the aproid home world then adds " Don't worry your warm feelings keep me safe.

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she can't die because simply then she wouldn't be in command now would she?

Well, "die" is a relative term. I meant something along the lines of "Sorry guys! I gotta sit this one out!"
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You really need to learn to read deaper Robert I Said    first of all For all we know. which means we don't know ,but i could be possible that she could be  Like a Protoss. I din't mean she could use psionic storm I ment she had similair potential like perhaps something similair to the Hallucnation going into peoples minds and makingn them see things. 

Oh and how do you know the Krazoa palace doesn't block her telepathy  and honestly you think it's that easy to sense things?

she can't die because simply then she wouldn't be in command now would she?

1: Ha, read deeper? Into what? This is a damn Nintendo game, there's nothing deeper to read into! All we know is Krystal can sense shit and is VERY FICKLE about WHAT she can sense. That is the fact. Nothing more, nothing less. Everything else is fanwankery.

2: How do you know that Krazoa palace DOES block her telepathy? You're just throwing around what-ifs now. I can play that too, you know. WHAT IF THE ENTIRE EVENTS OF STARFOX ADVENTURES THROUGH STARFOX COMMAND IS REALLY AN ELABORATE DREAM IN THE MIND OF FOX AS HE SLEEPS IN A COMA BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY ESCAPE VENOM WHEN ANDROSS WAS DESTROYED, SO NOW HE LIES ON THE SURFACE A DESOLATE WORLD IN A RUINED FIGHTER, AS HIS COMRADES DESPERATELY SEARCH FOR THEIR LEADER AFTER SEEING THE EQUIVILENT OF AN ATOMIC BOMB BLOW OUT FROM UNDER THE SURFACE OF A PLANET FROM ORBIT.

So yeah, don't even go there.

And yes, it is that easy to sense things. SHE CAN FREAKING SENSE PAIN FROM ACROSS A STAR SYSTEM SEEING SOMEONE BEHIND HER SHOULD BE LIKE SEEING SOMEONE IN FRONT OF HER. This goes beyond "psychic farsightedness" and into "really, really stupid" territory.

And she can't die because she can't go into the docking bay without an arwing  :trollface:

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1: Ha, read deeper? Into what? This is a damn Nintendo game, there's nothing deeper to read into! All we know is Krystal can sense shit and is VERY FICKLE about WHAT she can sense. That is the fact. Nothing more, nothing less. Everything else is fanwankery.

2: How do you know that Krazoa palace DOES block her telepathy? You're just throwing around what-ifs now. I can play that too, you know. WHAT IF THE ENTIRE EVENTS OF STARFOX ADVENTURES THROUGH STARFOX COMMAND IS REALLY AN ELABORATE DREAM IN THE MIND OF FOX AS HE SLEEPS IN A COMA BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY ESCAPE VENOM WHEN ANDROSS WAS DESTROYED, SO NOW HE LIES ON THE SURFACE A DESOLATE WORLD IN A RUINED FIGHTER, AS HIS COMRADES DESPERATELY SEARCH FOR THEIR LEADER AFTER SEEING THE EQUIVILENT OF AN ATOMIC BOMB BLOW OUT FROM UNDER THE SURFACE OF A PLANET FROM ORBIT.

So yeah, don't even go there.

And yes, it is that easy to sense things. SHE CAN FREAKING SENSE PAIN FROM ACROSS A STAR SYSTEM SEEING SOMEONE BEHIND HER SHOULD BE LIKE SEEING SOMEONE IN FRONT OF HER. This goes beyond "psychic farsightedness" and into "really, really stupid" territory.

And she can't die because she can't go into the docking bay without an arwing  :trollface:

then  how can you say what she can and cannot do?

and there's a arwing that spawns on the map.

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And she can't die because she can't go into the docking bay without an arwing  :trollface:

Balogna! She can too because she can obviously teleport. How else would she reappear behind your landmaster seconds after you push her into oblivion?

THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR KRYSTAL TELEPORTATION.

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then  how can you say what she can and cannot do?

and there's a arwing that spawns on the map.

1: Because that's what she does in game. In games Krystal's super powers are about as consistant as Superman's in the Silver Age.

2: No, there is not, not on the Aparoid level. There' a TANK, but not an Arwing. The Arwing half is its own segment with a checkpoint.

Balogna! She can too because she can obviously teleport. How else would she reappear behind your landmaster seconds after you push her into oblivion?

THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR KRYSTAL TELEPORTATION.

KRYSTAL'S BRAIN IS IN THE MEDICAL WARD.

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Balogna! She can too because she can obviously teleport. How else would she reappear behind your landmaster seconds after you push her into oblivion?

THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR KRYSTAL TELEPORTATION.

Well... Uh...

This had better be in the next game, only she goes Wesker and betrays everyone with her hax.

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Balogna! She can too because she can obviously teleport. How else would she reappear behind your landmaster seconds after you push her into oblivion?

THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR KRYSTAL TELEPORTATION.

I though you said you could 'kill'

her by getting her off the edge

the she 'respawns'.

Respawn and teleport is not the

same thing... UNLESS...

You meant it as as joke. :lol:

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Respawn and teleport is not the

same thing... UNLESS...

You meant it as as joke. :lol:

Bingo.  :D

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I though you said you could 'kill'

her by getting her off the edge

the she 'respawns'.

Respawn and teleport is not the

same thing... UNLESS...

You meant it as as joke. :lol:

Of course I meant it as a joke. :P

But man. If there were precedent for Krystal teleportation or respawning after death, she would be a goddess.

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Of course I meant it as a joke. :P

But man. If there were precedent for Krystal teleportation or respawning after death, she would be a goddess.

Which, again, should be made into a plot point for the next game. Krystal is an evil all powerful sorceress who finally, using Fox, rose to power. Andross is revealed to be the only one who knew, and all this time Fox had been interfering with the only thing that could have saved the universe; except himself now.

Man, that was horrible. I should have been a writer for these games. =P

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Of course I meant it as a joke. :P

But man. If there were precedent for Krystal teleportation or respawning after death, she would be a goddess.

Then please excuse me

for being a real-life-dummy.

OT... If she was about to punch me,

I will try to run-like-heck.

She is probably faster than me, thought,

as I do no sports and I am quite lazy.

PLUS, I bet the motherland that she is

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better than me

in melee fights. As if that was not enought,

I would not dare to punch her back, so

I would probably end up being her punching bag.

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Guest Mr. Mario

Come on guys... don't start a comment war.

You'll get get this topic locked cause some of you (Kursed, Samantha, Robert) are arguing about something else other then if Krystal punched you.

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I'd convince her not to do it asking why she wants to do it.

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Come on guys... don't start a comment war.

You'll get get this topic locked cause some of you (Kursed, Samantha, Robert) are arguing about something else other then if Krystal punched you.

COMMENT WAR *throws  comments  on ball up paper at Mr.Mario...*

that wasn't a comment war.

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Guest Mr. Mario

That would assume she's a winner though...but at what?

Krystal was one of the top 10 babes who were out of your league

She is the hottest character ever

Without her, the Krystal Archive and Mr. Krystal probably wouldn't be around

She is popular among furries

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Krystal was one of the top 10 babes who were out of your league

She is the hottest character ever

Without her, the Krystal Archive and Mr. Krystal probably wouldn't be around

She is popular among furries

While all these may be true, none of them are decisively definitive. 

The first statement...she was in 10th place

The second...is subjective (although I personally agree with you)

The third...is true but that doesn't make her a winner

The fourth...well, she might "win" at being the most likely anthro at turning furries on.

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Krystal was one of the top 10 babes who were out of your league

She is the hottest character ever

Without her, the Krystal Archive and Mr. Krystal probably wouldn't be around

She is popular among furries

These don't make her a winner... >.>

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These don't make her a winner... >.>

Maybe not to you, but for others I'm sure she is k_e_tongue.gif

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Maybe not to you, but for others I'm sure she is k_e_tongue.gif

Save for the third point, it makes her a sex symbol, and I don't think that means "win."

Isn't there kinda a demon that has all those traits to prey on mortal souls? Succubuses?

If anything, Mr. Mario's reasoning just shows he thinks she is hot, because he sure didn't state anything truly noteworthy that doesn't involve her effect on the male penis. >.>

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Succubi.

And who's to say Krystal isn't? Clearly she's stolen many people's souls.

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If anything, Mr. Mario's reasoning just shows he thinks she is hot, because he sure didn't state anything truly noteworthy that doesn't involve her effect on the male penis. >.>

That's furry logic/reasoning for ya k_e_blush.gif

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If she were to punch me it would probably be something like this:

:krystal: Hey Dublinfox.

Dublinfox: Oh hey Krystal whats going on?

:krystal: FALCON....

Dublinfox: Wait....what are you doing?

:krystal: PUNCH!!!!!!

Then I go blasting into the sky until you can see nothing but a twinkle.

Some weird voice: DOUBLE K.O.!!!!

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If she were to punch me it would probably be something like this:

:krystal: Hey Dublinfox.

Dublinfox: Oh hey Krystal whats going on?

:krystal: FALCON....

Dublinfox: Wait....what are you doing?

:krystal: PUNCH!!!!!!

Then I go blasting into the sky until you can see nothing but a twinkle.

Some weird voice: DOUBLE K.O.!!!!

DO A BARREL ROLL!

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