The Shaper Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Alright you guys let's get a little more creative shall we? I got nothing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Alright you guys let's get a little more creative shall we? I got nothing though.okay i have got itTHe entire thing is about jesus in purgatory.Fox is judas, Krystal is Satan, SLippy is Pontius pilate, and Falco is the virgen mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Monroe Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 okay i have got itTHe entire thing is about jesus in purgatory.Fox is judas, Krystal is Satan, SLippy is Pontius pilate, and Falco is the virgen mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted October 14, 2010 Author Share Posted October 14, 2010 okay i have got itTHe entire thing is about jesus in purgatory.Fox is judas, Krystal is Satan, SLippy is Pontius pilate, and Falco is the virgen mary.I don't under stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 okay i have got itTHe entire thing is about jesus in purgatory.Fox is judas, Krystal is Satan, SLippy is Pontius pilate, and Falco is the virgen mary.Lol That made my day :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatsworth III Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 After the last mission a dimentional hole brings up a lot of weird things (like weegee) and the world end up blowing up and going to our dimention, with a funny sequence of videos and images of the starfox team durin their stay on earth. Also panther dies eating a taco. END.lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluggsnipa Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Ok,Here's my ending... Starfox Command,it was just Falco's dream after he had a hot pocket. PROBLEM? :trollface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 I don't like the idea of Slippy getting married. I wish that Fox, Falco, Peppy and Slippy would get back together and remain as the Star Fox team. Just like the good old days. But that will never happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 No more Andross for a start, and Star Wolf form their own power faction and then it ends up being Star Fox vs Star Wolf again, but this time on fighting fronts and not single battles. Essentially Wolf takes over as the premier villain, but he's actually good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cloudrunner Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Fox sets off a time space fabric ripping smart bomb and command is wiped from the mind of all existing things an Starfox was the team without Amanda, panther in love with Krystal,Marcus, and the new great fox. Fox and Krystal love each other still and Krystal isn't forced away by Fox and Falco doesn't run off and no Amanda Peppy is still on the team and there is no pilot Lucy. That is the ending that should happenî„ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 My ending involves this topic not being dredged three times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 why that is simply balderdash, my good sir balderdash, i say in fact i may be so bold as to say it is poppycock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Fox and Krystal, after all that befell them, decide to put away their violent past and settle down. They start a family, and have a cute little son named Marcus, born with the good looks and talent of both his parents. A perfect ending for a perfect family. Or is it? After a while, the whispers of destiny pull Marcus to follow in his father's footsteps. Except those whispers are spoken by the father himself, as Fox has no other wish than his son to do what he and his father before him did. But Marcus just wants to be a normal kid. I mean, wasn't this the life his father wanted to put behind him? The truth is, he didn't. Not really. But he did it for the sake of Krystal. He did love her, after all. But she had a way with him. A way that needled guilt between every cell of skin and injected it into his very core. It was always "I'm the last of my kind" this, or "my parents are DEEEAD" that when it came to arguements, and well, how could your argue against that? The last thing he wanted to see was Krystal hurt, after all. That's the whole reason he drove her away so many years ago. Those were rough times indeed, but it seems that wild horse within her had since been broken and no longer did the thrill of adventure course through her; it was righteously time to be a wife and mother. That's what he'd wanted. Right? And by proxy, it's what made her happy...right? Fox never wanted to admit to himself that he missed it. He really did. The thrum of the engine as it coursed through the seat, the whirring of the G-Diffuser that was just audible enough to tickle his ear; comforting, in a way that only an experienced mercenary could feel. And when the ailerons lifted and he was spearing from the sky into space like a bat out of hell...it was more than exhileration. It was enlightenment. Nirvana. And those days were done. But they weren't yet over for Marcus. So he bought him toy planes. Then flight simulators. And the boy wasn't aware of the intent of the gifts, merely playing with them as any child his age would. In fact his love didn't lie in the sky at all, but rather in science. Zoology, specifically. He was that child, who'd come home with a fallen firebird, nurture it, and after unsuccesfully begging his parents to allow him to keep it, release it back into the wild. He'd never hurt a thing; he bawled his eyes out the time he found a dead snpiluk hatchling. Fox always saw this love as a mere hobby alongside his son's aviation passion, when in fact it was almost the complete opposite. When Marcus came of age, Fox surprised him with an enrollment to military school. He still knew some guys back in the Army; he'd pulled some strings. This surprised Krystal, too, though she waited until after the awkward "Thanks, Dad..." and shuffling off to respective beds to confront him. On forcing Marcus to follow in his footsteps, on the blatent hypocrisy. The offense instantly boiled to Fox's surface, a defence mechanism. But the truth is hard to hide with a psychic wife. Fox said he only did it because it's what Marcus wanted, but she knew it was because it was what he wanted, and she told him as much. She told him more, once the opportunity arose, for at this point Marcus was the device used to relay their own, long-lived personal subtexts. Fox's control, his manipulation. His selfishness. That he used the mask of concern and love to dictate the lives of his family, because though he may have loved them for their roles, it was paranoia. Though he refused to ever acknowledge it, there was always deep-seated truth hissing in the back of his mind that their wants and needs were so polar opposite that they couldn't live those roles forever...try as he might to force them. Krystal slept on the couch that night, but not until after Fox called her a hack, accused her powers of being a sham for her painfully accurate analysis of his thoughts. A week past, and a week more would have seen Marcus off to military school, but that day never came. For one night, he took dad's ol' Arwing out for a spin and never came back. Krystal knew it before Fox did, as always, further enflaming his rage. No way; she was just trying to turn his own son against him. There's no way the son of Fox McCloud could be that much of a coward. It was then that Krystal slapped him across the face and looked into his eyes. He didn't need her powers to know that she'd be leaving and never coming back. Rumour has it that you can find Marcus on Titania, where he found an internship studying the behavior of the ancient and mysterious goras creatures. You can find Krystal in the cockpit of her ship, bouncing planet to planet, looking for answers, because her psychic powers can tell her much but never why every family she's had has fallen to ruin. And you can find Fox in the same old bar on Corneria from 4 till closing, the money he uses to buy his beer the only reminder of his life as Lylat's greatest hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faisul Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Holy crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Star Fox gets Joss Whedon'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 If only the guy responsible for Firefly got his hands on Star Fox :B edit: Fai and Uno should get avatars so I don't confuse them with one another <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkyway64 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 *Wall o' text* Hm... Good, but it's missing something. Oh, it's not nearly cheesy and badly written enough. Revise it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 But...but...it's Soap Fox melodrama! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY ARTISTIC POWERS MILKY *sobs and runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 But...but...it's Soap Fox melodrama! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY ARTISTIC POWERS MILKY *sobs and runs away* But it has depth, relationship conflict, and drama that isn't embarrassingly flawed! That's not what Star Fox is about anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 um, when was it ever about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 dradge dreadge dreadge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 They all get sucked back in time, where they start their respective lives over again, with no memeory, the Lylat Wars goes exactly the way it did, but everything else goes differently, making a much better story than previously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkyway64 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Someone go old yeller on this thread, for the love of god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Oh well the question needed to be answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furygun81 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 The Star Fox crew start singing the Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and they warp back in time to the end of Star Fox 64, none of the crap story veers, Krystal is still there (she was dancing too) and a way around Star Fox's messed up canon. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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