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The games of shame


Sol-Ratcht Saporro

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I know there was one or two games that you may have had in your possession that back when it first came out you thought it was hot stuff. Buuuut, after some time has passed and you see the reviews and heard all the rants about you wonder why do you still have it? Or even why do you still like it? Well, I wanna hear some excuses. What games did you have or still have that make you and/or your friends still facepalm.

Here's some of mine's:

Street Fighter the Movie the Game- Wow, if you thought that movie was horrible, you ain't seen nothin' yet. This game was like doo-doo compared to the other games in the franchise. And yet I still have it. IDK, I haven't been able to give it up. I just like to embarrass my friends when we do try to come up with tourney games.

Fighter's History- I had the SNES vers.  and I have to say, for a low budget Street Fighter, it's not so bad. But since SF was hot and this was not, this game got immensely bashed. I find it funny due to the fact that some Japanese tournaments still have tourneys with the sequel (In which "everyone" still thinks its bad as well.)

Shaq Fu- Just the name alone makes it sound dumb. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

World Heroes- I don't even know why people bash this game, it's hella fun. And not only did I buy the Virtual Console release but the PS2 Anthology disc of all the World Heroes titles. This game rawks.

Spice World- Wha? WHAT!? I didn't say anything.... :lol:

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No More Heroes. Overrated grind, crapy gameplay and unfunny jokes.

Battalion Wars. One of the worst stratagy games I ever played. Loads of people want it off me, until they play it and realise how bad it is.

Fear Effect. People who know it assume I keep it for the titties.

Gotcha Force. A real time version of pokemon with toys instead of animals. Not as good as it sounds.

True Love 95. The only proper sex game I own.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Love_%28video_game%29

On a related note, If you want to get into vsual novals without the porn, or simply prefer soft stuff. I recomend the free game Tales of Lemma.

Hello Kitty Roller Rescue. Self explanatory. Acctually not to horrible.

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empire earth three: a crappy sucsesor to empire earth 2 not even worth 10 bucks better off in a bargain bin even brand  new. this game is litrarlly like going from collage all the way back to kindergarden it literally was that bad.

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empire earth three: a crappy sucsesor to empire earth 2 not even worth 10 bucks better off in a bargain bin even brand  new. this game is litrarlly like going from collage all the way back to kindergarden it literally was that bad.

I had Empire Earth 1, it is (or was, the CD

is long defunctional) a classic.

Empire Earth 2, not played it, but they say

it is good.

Now entering the Hall of Shame:

Empire Earth 3... ... ... ... ... UGH.

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Spyro: The Glitch Legacy..... Aright, that was Shadow Legacy, but it's full of glitches that you will call it Glitch Legacy anyway.

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The Bionicle Video Game, When i was a kid i wanted that so badly but was never able to get it.

For the Hell of it i rented it a year ago to See what all the Fuss was about it, and it absolutely Sucked! so bad that i didn't even want to finish it because of how crappy the gameplay was!!

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The Bionicle Video Game, When i was a kid i wanted that so badly but was never able to get it.

For the Hell of it i rented it a year ago to See what all the Fuss was about it, and it absolutely Sucked! so bad that i didn't even want to finish it because of how crappy the gameplay was!!

Which version? I'm told the DS one isnt that bad.

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Which version? I'm told the DS one isnt that bad.

It was the Gamecube one, With mask of light whatever his name was on the case.

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Which version? I'm told the DS one isnt that bad.

The DS version is like Metroid Prime Hunters. You rotate the camera and shoot using the stylus and touch screen

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Any of the games that fell into this category I've already sold off. I'll just list them off.

Sonic Unleashed. Day time stages were awesome, but there weren't enough of em'.

Sonic and the Black Knight. ..........I don't even want to explain.

(I actually like some Sonic games, don't get me wrong.)

Mario Super Sluggers. The first game for the Gamecube I thought was awesome, but this one was........ sub par, mingames were poorly designed, and the actual baseball was hit or miss.

Soul Calibur 2. There was actually nothing wrong with this game, I just didn't play it much, in fact I regret selling it, if I get the opportunity to get it back I will.

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Star Fox Command

I always knew someone would say that :D

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Star Fox Command

As much as I refuse to believe it exists, I just cannot bring myself to sell the damned thing! :D

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Star Fox Command

More Command hate? You know, I'm not gonna argue with this again.

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More Command hate? You know, I'm not gonna argue with this again.

Maybe you shouldn't >_____<

It's the alternate endings that pissed me off, anglars I could live with, but

PINK

Huge Heads

Mumbling

TIME

All-range to much

I admit the gameplay to me is amusing, but not something I'd reccomend

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Shadow the Hedgehog..for various reasons.  for one, the characters in the Sonic world don't need to bring a gun into a fight when they have powers like Chaos Control.  Shadow's merciless tactics of fighting were introed first in SA2.  throwing guns into the mix is just plain over kill. The game is pretty much the Sonic equivalent to Star Fox Command (which just didn't appeal to me, so I never played or bought it, and no offense meant to those that like it.)

not to mention, some of the lines are just horrible or just plain annoying when repeated for so many times. For instance:

"Find da computer room!"

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Metal Gear AC!D.  WHY, just WHY?!?!?

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Mario Super Sluggers. The first game for the Gamecube I thought was awesome, but this one was........ sub par, mingames were poorly designed, and the actual baseball was hit or miss.

Ho crap, I forgot. Yes, this is one of mine's too. I still have it. The Gamecube was very intuitive very innovative and I loved it. It was the perfect mesh between good ol' Baseball and the lovable Mario atmosphere. But yeah, they dropped the ball with this one. All you had to do was set it on Auto and swing the wiimote every 5 mins. This was such a let down compared to predecessor.

Might as well add, Mario Party 8 to the mix. That was a let down as well.

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