cool sayings

[Thu'um]

i am looking for some cool saying to injoy my self with. but try to avoid overly used things like. if you don't have anything nice to say ... we all know the end. and try to make it your own

here is one i made my self. "be your self, but rember it is the people around that make you who you are  looking for word to all of yours

[Sabre]

All I've got is 80s and 90s slang, hillarious quotes and stuff that appeals to me.

"You're fat. Don't try and suger coat it because you'll eat that too."

"I am not objective, I am German!" -Nazi Properganda

and a more recently one parodying The Beer Adcovacy Group

"Drink Beer!"

I also have a stock reponse for when people say they are addicted to, or hooked on something. It's not family friendly so I won't repeat it.

[TheRedFox8]

I like this one:

If it bleeds, you can kill it. If it doesn't bleed, you can make it bleed. Then you can kill it.

[Vy'drach]

Sad to say I got this one from Blood+ the anime, but the saying holds true.

"Live for today but look forward to tomorrow."

[Dublinthefox]

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

["User"]

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons throw them right back and add some lemons of your own.

[Thu'um]

ha, good ones ok um.. war spares the cowards not the heros

[Sabre]

War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.

War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Tv shows, Films, Games, Technolagy, Socity and Econamy.

[Fureox]

If life gives you lemons throw them right back and add some lemons of your own.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them into the eyes of your enemies!

:P

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard, shut up to be appreciated.

[Mr. Krystal]

Ban shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

[Kursed]

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away.

[rebel_gunman]

Bravery does not mean you aren't scared... It means you go anyways.

[Kursed]

Pain is that feeling that tells you your still alive.

[rebel_gunman]

Pain is weakness leaving the body!

Unless you just fell of a kliff  O_o

[Vy'drach]

Here's my take on pain.

Pain is just a tingling your body perceives as bad, to let you know you're under attack or what you're doing is cautious. If you understand that and understand what the wound is, pain can be nothing.

I do that often when it's at doctor's offices and they give me a shot or whatever, I understand my body thinks the needle in my muscle tissue is bad, but I mentally understand that it is actually a good thing, and the pain goes from being pain, to a tingling pressure.

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Success has many fathers, failure is an orphan.

[Mr. Krystal]

Pain is that feeling that tells you your still alive.

HOLY COW! Where did you hear that? I thought I made that one up.

or rather

"The pain reminds me I'm still alive."

[CrypticQuery]

Most everything from StarFox 64

Here are some others;

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."

-John Wayne

"Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old."

-Jonathan Swift

"A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show."

"All you have to do is breathe; everything else is just optional."

"It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

"An onion a day keeps others away."

"If all else fails, read the manual."

"Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular."

[Guest Julius Quasar]

"Fool Me Once, Shame On You....fool me twice, shame on me."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

[Guest Para Astaroth]

"Go cry me a river."

[Fluxy]

"Oh, LORDY! I just gone go seen a dead body!"

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

[Thu'um]

that is really funny

[FoxMcCloud]

"I wasn't the fat kid picked on in high school, i was picked on by the fat kid!"