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"Yo Slippy, when the jury comes along, you must ZIP IT, *imitates bullwhip* ZIP IT GOOD!" Norman said, trying to stop talking to Slippy...

"I said ZIP IT...ZIP IT GOOD." Norman placed his hands into his pockets...

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"You know Norman, your hand is a real asshole! He has NO COMPASSION WHATSOEVER!"

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"Hi Norman, it's funny, cause there isn't any door here!  OHHHH, Who's there!?"

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"It's a funny story, because I'm not actually wearing a jacket right now Norman! And I don't think my fly is down."

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(Annoying orange there Slippy? XDDDDD)

"All right...after this, I am done, first DO A BARREL ROLL, then DO A LOOP and finally, TRY HOVERING!!!" Norman said, ignoring EVERY piece of word Slippy says...

'I think someone putted a frog in a blender...' He thought.

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"Well, while you were kinda spaced out there Norman, I took the liberty of looking at our tickets, and you and I are sitting together on the plane! It's going to be great!"

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Norman only gave a thumbs up, he didn't say a word or see Slippy...

'Peh...me with him, good god...'

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"Hey Norman, you're my newest best friend! It's great that I meet a cool guy like you on my complimentary vacation from StarFox! Fox was EXTREMELY happy that I left the Great Fox and came on vacation! He's such an awesome guy!"

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'Aha! An idea to keep him away! I got it!'

"Slippy? Look over there, there is a blue vixen walking over to that women's bathroom over there." Norman pointed "Doesn't she look familar? I've think I seen her in her Saurian outfit...and also that blue jumpsuit? Woulden't her name happen to be Krystal? A former Star Fox member like you, go ahead and talk to her, she loves you very much she didn't even want to see Fox again. Don't worry, I'll be here."

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"Well Norman, that does sound tempting, but I think I'll stay here with Interlocke! She did wink at me and roll her eyes after all!  I couldn't leave you here alone either!"

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"Well Norman, that does sound tempting, but I think I'll stay here with Interlocke! She did wink at me and roll her eyes after all!  I couldn't leave you here alone either!"

"Just to make it clear, none

of you so far have made anything

that interest me... that way." She

replied.

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"Oh I love it when she talks like that!  WAIT! IS THAT OUR PLANE!?" 

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"I know...it probably was worth a sacrifice for me." Norman said to Interlocke. "Wish I could use my weapons or gizmos but this so called JURASSIC PARK doesn't even allow any..."

(we really should stop crazyfooinc, I mean we don't want this all spammed up right?)

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(Haha, yeah, you're probably right :D)

"Well, I'm going to find the nearest seat and sleep until the plane gets here, see you guys!"

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"In that case, I am going to play some card games." Norman said, taking out his card holder out of his pocket, it was the only thing he packed for the trip. "Anyone up for a game of hearts? Poker? Maybe Lylat-hold 'em?"

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"Oh wait, I LOOVVEE CARD GAMES!"

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(do not worry, I still need a few

guys to PM me back).

"Oh I love it when she talks like that!  WAIT! IS THAT OUR PLANE!?" 

Interlocke rolled her eyes once again.

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(do not worry, I still need a few

guys to PM me back)

(YAY! :D)

"Let's bet! All I have is this Lylat-opoly money, but that will be fine, right?"

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"Guess I'll be doing some solitare then." Norman said, looking around for a table, seeing none he said "...Or not."

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(YAY! :D)

"Let's bet! All I have is this Lylat-opoly money, but that will be fine, right?"

"I hope you did not bring in

your 'Lylat-ophone' too." replied

Interlocke, in a half-mocking-half-joking

tone.

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