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Keeping in fun of the whole "Chuck Norris" lore, but cooler because it doesn't involve Chuck Norris, create a phony "historical fact" about the user above, for intstance- "Krystalz #1 Lovah sailed around the world 5 times and repaired the ozone before building a vacation home on the sun", "Captain Falco once wrestled a flock of bears with one bear hand before taming them and training them in the ways of the Shaolin Monks."

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Whenever Julius Quasar gets pissed over California, a small earthquake happens in the state somewhere.  The more pissed, the larger the scale of the quake :D

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Guest Julius Quasar

Whenever Julius Quasar gets pissed over California, a small earthquake happens in the state somewhere.  The more pissed, the larger the scale of the quake :D

(cool, thanks)

crazyfooinc once helped out the star fox team here on earth, and they made him an honorary member of their team as a reward.

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(Ahhh *faints* :P)

The world was going to flood with forgotten or multiple Role Playing requests per user.  It was Julius Quasar that braved the danger, and sealed them off from the rest of the world, somehow (through a convenient plot device :P) saving the entire galaxy!

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Guest Mr. Mario

Today, it was a moment that us gamers could never forget...during the production and ideas of Super Mario Galaxy 3, crazyfooinc has meeted with Shigeru Miyamoto about bringing back the Star Fox franchise the way it should be...Barrel rolls...On-rail shooter...maybe Krystal? After a long talk, Miyamoto agreed with crazyfoo's ideas and cancelled Super Mario Galaxy 3 and went straight to work for ideas for the next Star Fox game...

Months later, the game was released on the Wii console, it sold 5 million copies within 24 hours, making it the best seller game on the Wii.

Of course it was then that Iwata hired crazyfooinc to Nintendo to create more Star Fox games after hearing how much money Nintendo made.

With that settled, we gamers will never forget that moment ever again...

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Mr. Nintendo, in true Phoenix Wright fashion, defended fourteen criminals that had already confessed to their crimes.  Once the judge heard Mr. Nintendo's defense, all charges were immediately dropped, and each defendant was awarded $2,000 dollars.  Mr. Nintendo, on the other hand, received the most money ever given out by a court, 2.5 QUADRILLION dollars, thus making him the richest man in all eternity.

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crazyfooinc was the REAL Buddah....... don't ask where i get my info... i just know....

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Nexus was a great battleship (the pic) that had fought many wars and is a hero. Now that the ship is destroyed, the soul of the ship is made into a human being, now Nexus

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was a deactivated robot alien in the 1900's that Britain found but the prime minister kept secret until the death of the prime minister... no one else knew about the robot.... i feel so bad for him/her/it

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In 2009, the Nexus ship was used to help out the US fighting Iraq, once the bomb was dropped, caaualites occured, Iraq later surrendered and the longest war we thought it was going to be was finished...forever thanks to Nexus.

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Phoenix Wright flexs his pointing finger every day, for if he didn't, the power would keep on building until he finally pointed, will bring on to the end of the world.

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Had led the force to take down a part of Hitler's Nazi regime at Normandy.

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riccofox96 once got SO MUCH traffic on his forum, that the planet he was on before ended up like the one in his avatar.  He then came to Earth, and decided to open a more modest forum

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He had taken down the Death Star, not Luke Skywalker. That was only a rumor that the Government had made to make the public think it was only a piece of Science Fiction.

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riccofox96 once blew up a deserted planet. But it turned out to be the wrong one. He wanted to really destroy Pluto.

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If any computer fails to load Dublinfox's avatar, it spontaneously melts, implodes, and then explodes all in five milliseconds.

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One day, an offer was made to crazyfooinc by the president of the US. The offer was to switch all music from all radio stations to what is love...though it was dangerous, crazyfooinc took the offer and did what the president ordered him...

Later that day, a new meme was born...

WHAT IS LOVE?!?!?

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Mr. Nintendo once shook his finger so hard in court that it ATTACKED THE JUDGE'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! :lol:

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Was once a very funny comedian (100 times funnier than he is now) that was imprisoned because of (rather accidentally) killing all the people in one of his shows. Why? He made them laugh so hard until they can't breathe, and the comedy show continued on until all the audience died in laughter and in joy.

Now he pledged not to be very super funny so he wouldn't (accidentally) kill more people

(Sorry can't resist :lol: :lol: :lol::friends: :friends: :P:D )

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