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What is Mario? An over-weight plumber that eats spaghetti, mushrooms with eyes and abandoned his only child on Yoshi-Island, and HE'S the hero? If it was real life he would be considered a very horrible man.

A lot of people eat spaghetti. And everyone in the mario-verse eats mushrooms with eyes. That kid on Yoshi's Island WAS Mario, and he wasn't abandoned, he was DROPPED there because Kamek is a dick. He's the hero because Bowser used to not be a total joke and actually did things other than capture the kingdom's royalty, such as effectively dooming the citizens to an eternity of floating in the air as an immortal block.

In short, you are pretty damned wrong.

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A lot of people eat spaghetti. And everyone in the mario-verse eats mushrooms with eyes. That kid on Yoshi's Island WAS Mario, and he wasn't abandoned, he was DROPPED there because Kamek is a dick. He's the hero because Bowser used to not be a total joke and actually did things other than capture the kingdom's royalty, such as effectively dooming the citizens to an eternity of floating in the air as an immortal block.

In short, you are pretty damned wrong.

no but mario needs to lay off da spaghetti

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Mario's 'Stache  :P

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lol mah bro said there was a mushroom that can make you high & mah bro said "i think thats what mario uses"

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Mario's the man. Not to mention he has a higher winning streak then Bowser. ;) (Or at least depending on the player's experience.)

Speaking of wich, they have a special "Super Mario All-Stars: Limited edition" anniversary pack out in stores now. It has an anniversary behind the scenes booklette, and a music CD included, as well as the old Super Mario All-Stars compilation game.

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Mario's the man. Not to mention he has a higher winning streak then Bowser. ;) (Or at least depending on the player's experience.)

yeah you shouldnt of mentoined it....what i do is i beat the mario game then (if i kan) go bak to the bowser lvls & kill mario. its fun, you should try it

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They need a game where you play as Bowser.

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They need a game where you play as Bowser.

oh mah gosh i know right!!!

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well, this is a controversial issue here. Lol.  :lol:

If you think about it, peach has been kidnapped so many times, you almost have to conclude she's letting herself get kidnapped. She needs better security at her castle, and as many others have said, she needs to take self-defense classes.

You almost have to wonder if Peach calls up Bowser and  says "I'm in the mood to be kidnapped! Can you come over?"

JK.  Bowser is a kickass turtle, and he was fun to play as in Bowser's Inside Story. I always liked Bowser growing up, and always chose him in mario kart even though I lost etc. So in that sense, more favor to Bowser, but Mario is really awesome too, with his animal suits and jumping abilities, super powers etc. So it's a very close contest who is more cool. As for the whole good guy bad guy thing, it seems like the whole thing is staged rofl. Also, a correction, turtles are reptiles, so Bowser's a reptile not an amphibian, at least I THINK I'm right. And speaking of spaghetti, I love spaghetti who doesn't?

So who do I favor? Mario, Bowser, Yoshi, Peach?

all of them. Let's have a turtle kidnap a princess and a plumber rescue her. It's a fun little pagan-esque ritual.

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Well I always did find it a little suspicious that Peach always got kidnapped during a party of some description at her house. I can guarantee you that if you look on the invitation list, Bowser is always on it.

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Well I always did find it a little suspicious that Peach always got kidnapped during a party of some description at her house. I can guarantee you that if you look on the invitation list, Bowser is always on it.

LOL.  :lol:  :D

Yeah. Probably the first name on the list, the second person being Mario. While sending a letter to mario "please come over for cake" yadda yadda, she's probly writing the following letter to Bowser:

Dear Bowser,

Please come to the castle. Bring your cute kids. I've baked a cake for your kids to hide in before they "kidnap" me.

Sincerely,

Princess Toadstool (Peach)

You have to ask the question, when is Peach just going to decide who she likes best?

Maybe she'll marry mario and bowser will be forced to be best man. Or vice versa. And does Mario even know that Peach is the real mastermind behind it all? Maybe not. Maybe he innocently thinks he's saving her.

This is my super mario conspiracy theory of course lol. Make up your own mind.

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i like Fawful.......but we ain't talking about him...

but how do we pick bowser or Mario..they were on the same side in bowser's inside story!

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i like Fawful.......but we ain't talking about him...

but how do we pick bowser or Mario..they were on the same side in bowser's inside story!

That's because it was an RPG. Mario and Bowser almost ALWAYS team up in RPG's, in Superstar Saga they teamed up to find peach, but Bowser usually has selfish motivations rather than actually wanting to help mario save the day. With that having been said, Fawful was a hilarious character, he should be in the mainstream wii mario games too, at least a cameo, I mean come on he was funny with his "I have fury" and whatnot. And Peach? Yeah, she helps Miyamoto come up with the "original" exhilleratingly fresh new ideas for the games and calls up Bowser to kidnap her again. Seriously, we need a plot that does NOT revolve around Peach being kidnapped, in the next platformer. Maybe have Super Peach Sisters, where Peach and Daisy have to save the mario brothers. You could substitute Bowser with Wario and Waluigi. Come to think of it, are Peach and Daisy sisters or friends or what?

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Daisy is Luigi's Girl-Friend. Also they're both princesses so they'd only be friends.

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I don't know how many of you have heard "Ignorance is Bliss" by Jellyfish, but

here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBAay9nPtOU&feature=related

In this song, it's implied that Peach is just bait to get mario and luigi to come to his castle, kind of a weird idea if you ask me.

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I don't know how many of you have heard "Ignorance is Bliss" by Jellyfish, but

here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBAay9nPtOU&feature=related

In this song, it's implied that Peach is just bait to get mario and luigi to come to his castle, kind of a weird idea if you ask me.

Love love love that song.

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I'm not sure whos side I should take, mainly because when you strip both characters of personality, they are practically the same character except that one is labeled good and the other is labeled evil.

I can tell you one thing, Peach is the real villain of the series.

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I'm on Mario's side because he is the protagonist.

booo lol

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When you strip both characters of personality, they are practically the same character.

If you strip Eddy Murphy and Barrack Obama of personality they're the same person. I'm not sure what you think, but it's the personality that makes the character.

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