Shinigami Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 "Would you like fries with that?""Who the HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"...yeah, can't remember where that one's from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 "I love the core!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 "Oh man, I love the beach.""I hope you packed a suit mate!" Conversation between two marines in halo 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 "Okay guys, im going to try to sneak up on the flood. Im coming up on them now, so just shoosh be quiet. What the hell are these things?! Croiky look at 'em, I've never seen anything like this before! Mabye if i can get a little bit closer, mabye i can prod one and see what it does..."From Halo 1's Chipps Dubo "the Flood Hunter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 "Okay guys, im going to try to sneak up on the flood. Im coming up on them now, so just shoosh be quiet. What the hell are these things?! Croiky look at 'em, I've never seen anything like this before! Mabye if i can get a little bit closer, mabye i can prod one and see what it does..."From Halo 1's Chipps Dubo "the Flood Hunter" I was only a fan of the games, I don't know about that other stuff."Until you've been sent to a Medellin cartel drug ring with nothing but a briefcase full of cash, you don't know the meaning of fear!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "I'm too pretty to die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Id call you dummer than a sack of potatoes, but that would be insulting potatoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "We didn't kill nobody! Well actually, we've killed a lot of people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "We've done many bad things, such as pushing people down stairs, plundering tombs, but nobody got hurt! Well...mabye somebody got hurt...but nobody we knew!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 While carjacking someone: "What can I say? I'm a bad man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "He who laughs last, laughs best!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Again carjacking someone: "Look on the bright side, you get to buy a new car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "It may not be death proof, but I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Roger that, Big Monkey, I got a 13-6 fat vulture. Need to acquire a drowning baby. Over. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Don't do it! Don't even think about not doing it!"*heavy grabs sandvich*"Ohh hell...."Scout: "Agghh! My blood...he punched out all my blood!"*heavy grabs Soldier and prepares to break his spine*"Trying to break my spine? You red ladies couldn't brake a spine if had to-"*Soldier's spine breaks**screams* "Mmmyyyy Spiiinne!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 These guys think they can help the 'overseas situation' by financing militaristic dictators in exchange for arms and contracts.Hey, ain't that exactly what you do?Well, kind of, but we get to pick our dictators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Indeed, and now he's here to $@*% us! so listen up boy, our pornogrofy staring your mother is the second worse thing that could happen to you today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Got you again, Carl! You're half-asleep, I coulda killed you in nine different ways! Wake up and smell the coffee! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Curse you Perry the Platapuuusss!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Curse you Perry the Platapuuusss!!!" (Here's one my roommate found on facebook last year)"I wish our summer lasted as long as Phineas and Furbs."(Is that really one of your favorite quotes or are you just posting that for no reason?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 (Here's one my roommate found on facebook last year)"I wish our summer lasted as long as Phineas and Furbs."(Is that really one of your favorite quotes or are you just posting that for no reason?) i just like doofenschmerz, he's hilarious; that an all of his -inators XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!" *Kicks the guy wearing a metal suit and falls over in pain.* "Need some help here!" *Guy in a train comes and pushes the guy of the cliff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Everybody asks me: "How do you do it?""I say, have you ever played the game: hide-and-go-seek? Its alot like that, only you die"They ask me why do i do it? And my answer:"Becasue its alot like hid-and-go-seek, only you DIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Violence IS the answer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 "Laughter really IS the best medicine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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