Vulvokunvrii Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum!""Go ahead, make my day!""You want to play rough?! Okay, okay....Say hello to my little friend!""Is that all you got?! You got nothing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 "I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea... And I'm all out of ass." Yugi - Yugioh the abridged series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 "Make sure he never leaves that neighborhood, not even in a box" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Cortet Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 ?"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"~ a friend of mine :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Think outside the box, but before you can think outside the box, you must first have the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 ?"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"~ a friend of mine Nice!"There is a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreamsThere's one sad truth in life I've foundWhile journeying east and west -The only folks we really woundAre those we love the best.We flatter those we scarcely know,We please the fleeting guest,And deal full many a thoughtless blowTo those who love us bestNo road is long with the right company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 "You don't go to school! You get on that bus every morning just to piss people off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!" -James Remarr as "Ajax" from "The Warriors". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "I'm an 80's dollar jockey, friendship to me means that for two bucks I beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 A celebrity is one that spends their whole life trying to become known, then wears dark sunglasses to avoid being recognizedA gentleman is one who can play the accordion but doesntWhen someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell him to go dribble a footballThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 PILLZ here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I hate hospitals..... and doctors and lawyers and cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "If god had wanted you to live he wouldn't have created me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassers Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "Don't ever say the sky's the limit. There's footprints on the moon!""It's easiest to stab in the back while hugging." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Welcome to SF-O Sassers "You can take our lives, but you can't take our freedom"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 "Prepare for a glass of justice!'"No I asked for a cup of just ice.""Oh okay" *accidentally touches the trap door and it activates* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Dad, I'm an assassin, not a crazed gunman... the difference bein' one's a job the other's mental sickness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 "I'm an 80's dollar jockey, friendship to me means that for two bucks I beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas."Nice! (I once beat up someone with a pool cue) xDDo not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.War does not determine who is right - only who is left.Good ones! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 A prisoner of war is one who tries to kill you and fails, then asks you not to kill himJust because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get youIf you cannot answer a mans argument, fear not, for you can still call him vile names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 It costs 400,00$ to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 It costs 400,00$ to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds.I loved meet the heavy at 200 dollars a round, it fires 100,000 rounds per minute, it costs 400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 I loved meet the heavy at 200 dollars a round, it fires 100,000 rounds per minute, it costs 400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe *Sniff* maybe, I've yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxMcCloud Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 hahaha yeah :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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