The 9 Types of College Teachers

[Guest Julius Quasar]

1. The Steady Droner "Blah, Blah, Blah"

Pros: Organized, Prepared

Cons: Hates snoring

Warning: This is life

2. The Disdainful Teaching Assistant "Hmph!"

Pros: None

Cons: Plenty

Warning: If you hang around long enough, you could turn into one (Grad students take extra caution!)

3. The Mighty Famous Bigshot "Hello everybody!"

Pros: Exciting, Impressive

Cons: The Disdainful Teaching Assistant does most or all of the teaching

Warning: Beware of bait and switch!

4. The Beloved Babbling Grandpa With Tenure "Good news, everyone!"

Pros:Easy, Relaxing

Cons: Cranky, Old Fashioned

Warning: May flunk you if his bowels are acting up that day

5. The Genius From Another Dimension "This theory goes against all logic, history, and opinion, but I tell you, it's true!"

Pros: Loony, entertaining

Cons: Loony, Scary

Warning: May turn you into a believer

6. Ol' Gloom and Doom "The thought of suicide is a powerful solace: By means of it one gets through many a bad night."

Pros: A close up glimpse of a soul in torment.

Cons: Makes you think about creepy stuff.

Warning: The joke gets old after a while.

7. Single-Theory-To-Explain-Everything Maniac "The nation that controls magnesium controls the universe!"

Pros: Easy to Please

Cons: Parroting isn't learning

Warning: Theory may be correct!

8. Incomprehensible Brilliant Foreigner "De vostig in der schlondo ven--How you say--'Awesome'--krebbler osten von..."

Pros: Has a great reputation

Cons: No translators available

Warning: Will drive you insane

9. Nice Little Nobody "I seem to have forgotten my lecture notes again."

Pros: Easy to ignore

Cons: Makes you wonder why you're in college.

Warning: This is life.

[Guest FoXXX]

9. Nice Little Nobody "I seem to have forgotten my lecture notes again."

Pros: Easy to ignore

Cons: Makes you wonder why you're in college.

Warning: This is life.

Heh, I like these college teachers :lol:

[Guest Julius Quasar]

True, but the nice little nobody is pathetic, and you don't learn anything from them.

I myself like "Ol' Gloom and Doom"

[Sabre]

Wait a minute, didnt you post this a year ago?

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Wait a minute, didnt you post this a year ago?

That was "The 9 Types of Elementary (Primary) School Teachers".

[Star Fox Runner]

LOL! And college starts for me in 2 weeks, thanks for the heads up. :P

[Dublinthefox]

LOL! And college starts for me in 2 weeks,

Same here. And the worst part is my textbooks haven't even come yet.

[Robert Monroe]

4. The Beloved Babbling Grandpa With Tenure "Good news, everyone!"

Pros:Easy, Relaxing

Cons: Cranky, Old Fashioned

Warning: May flunk you if his bowels are acting up that day

DAMMIT JULIUS.

[Guest Para Astaroth]

Well, guess what!  ALL of those are in my HIGH SCHOOL, so this is NOTHING new to me :lol:

[Guest Julius Quasar]

DAMMIT JULIUS.

  Excellent pic! (removed from quote to save space and to prevent site lag)