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What would you do if you saw Slippy get raped, attacked, or threatened?

Samantha Weltzin

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Samantha Weltzin CDF 2nd Lieutenant

Samantha Weltzin

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Just because I like absurdism, here's a parody of the latest Krystal topic, and only slightly less so those that came before.

My answers:

1) Can't rape the willing, and you especially can't rape a willing sex god.

2) Save him. We've done it plenty of times before. I think he finds it kinky.

3) Watch. He can take care of himself if he wants to.

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The Shaper CDF Brig. General

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Well now I bet you weren't expecting this topic! I don't know what I would do, I don't really like him much but I suppose if he needed my help then I would do something.

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Kid_Cortet CDF Colonel

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sadly i'd laugh at first......cause the idiot got himself into that situation......then i would kick their ass for messin with deh froggy

(honestly why do we need another topic like this one?)

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Vulvokunvrii CDF Colonel

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M577 APC comes rolling in guns blazing, and then i grab him by the collar into the vehicle and drive away :lol:

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Guest Mr. Mario

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(honestly why do we need another topic like this one?)

(Well...it seems like the character discussion board isn't all about Krystal and our "Dreams" with her...)

I'd do nothing about Slippy...good or evil...

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Kid_Cortet CDF Colonel

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(Well...it seems like the character discussion board isn't all about Krystal and our "Dreams" with her...)

lol...it wasn't the idea of the Character Discussions needing to be about other characters......but why this "kind" of topic??

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Guest Mr. Mario

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lol...it wasn't the idea of the Character Discussions needing to be about other characters......but why this "kind" of topic??

(Ok...I'm wondering too...maybe ask whoever made this topic via PM?)

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Sapphire CDF Major

Sapphire

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Who the hell would want to rape Slippy? Oh, wait, don't answer that...

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The Shaper CDF Brig. General

The Shaper

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1bad6978.gif

So that's what Robcot94 looks like.
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Sapphire CDF Major

Sapphire

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So that's what Robcot94 looks like.

I honestly saw that coming. And no, that's Foxxx. :lol:

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The Shaper CDF Brig. General

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I honestly saw that coming. And no, that's Foxxx. :lol:

Yeah sorry there's just no way I couldn't have said that  :lol:.
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Samantha Weltzin CDF 2nd Lieutenant

Samantha Weltzin

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(honestly why do we need another topic like this one?)

I already said. Read my first post.

It's a parody of all those other Krystal "what-if" topics, transposing the ever-loved Krystal with Slippy instead.

Of course, it was also a social experiment to see if the same people who got so violent about helping out Krystal would do the same for Slippy.

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Robert Monroe CDF Brig. General

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Leave the sex god be, clearly he is working his magic on some lucky female who will carry his hundreds of spawn.

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Robert Monroe CDF Brig. General

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That's disgusting. I hate SFC.

I never said anything about Starfox Command.

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Samantha Weltzin CDF 2nd Lieutenant

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Leave the sex god be, clearly he is working his magic on some lucky female who will carry his hundreds of spawn.

Female for now, perhaps. He can impregnate men too, should he desire!
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Milkyway64 CDF Colonel

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I want Slippy's babies.

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Guest FoXXX

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I never said anything about Starfox Command.

No you didn't, but Slippy had like 200 kids in Command though. That horny mofo...

Female for now, perhaps. He can impregnate men too, should he desire!

Yeah, I think Dermot said something about that...

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CrypticQuery CDF Lt. General

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Wow.......I'm not even sure how to respond to this topic :shock:.  Although the best course of action would be to save him........

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Robert Monroe CDF Brig. General

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No you didn't, but Slippy had like 200 kids in Command though. That horny mofo...

Yeah, I think Dermot said something about that...

Hey as far as amphibians go, Amanda was pretty cute. In Slippy's position, I'd tap dat with a cubic square foot.

And no, Dermot didn't say -anything- like that. Slippy's godlike tendancies of reproduction are the creation of myself, Milky and Sam's minds.

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Samantha Weltzin CDF 2nd Lieutenant

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And no, Dermot didn't say -anything- like that. Slippy's godlike tendancies of reproduction are the creation of myself, Milky and Sam's minds.

You mean pure, simple fact. No imagination necessary to validate this.
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