Dark Fox Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Okay I am brining the post over from my forum... pls add some.....my forum is a sad excuse for low traffic, and I am trying to compile a list here! 1: You have played SF64 training mode for 48 hours, without dying... (gulity) 2: You have have taken time out of school and gotten in trouble for bypassing your proxy server, and the only blocked site you go to is SF-O... 3: When the admin decieds to unlock it, just so that Websense dosn't crash...YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!!!!!! 4: when you found the DFO site without a referral.....(it dosn't show up in Google...you have to type in the url directly...... ) 5: you have the roumerd plushies...All of them! 6: When you have used WebCreeper to copy all of SF-O's forum to your Jumpdrive so you can enjoy it without the modem on........(Guilty as charged) 7: when you consider buying AutoCAD just to make cooler arwing pics... 8: and then dicide to get 3ds max 8 as well...for the same reason..... 9: you have hacked the Kroza's palace theme, turned pu the bass in it, made it a cd, and played in your car's sond system at full blast. 10: when the forsaid task is the only reason you set up your ride with 17"s and a 1000 watt amp... 11: One cristmas, when you don't buy somting involving StarFox, Satoru Iwata calls you to see if your're ok. 12: you have tried to market Starfox aftershave......and TP...... 13: your room is a mess, execpt for the giant SF shrine, fully equpped with a GC and a huge Krystal Water poster you made from my post on SF-O...... 14: you PM me about getting a real bottle of said beverage...... 15: when informed i don't have it...you get mad, leave the board and go on a pilgramage to find it....... 16: you have a vanity plate with your DFO username on it......(will probibly be gulity, mine fits...... ...D.A.R.K._F.O.X. ........YAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!) 17: you made a full size model of that Dr. comet pic of krystal out of clay... (oh, MAN, that would be ethier nasty or awsome.....It'd be weird, certanly.....And I am not going to post my unedited version of it here to show what Im' taking about, of course....) More!!!! 1: When you end up having to tally score on a peice of paper because you max out the scoser counter. 2: when your freind tell you that you are beginnig to sound like Fox/Krystal 3: When your mom (who dosn't know what a Gamecube is) knows all of the staarfox charicters... 4: when your baby brothers first words sound kinda like "Starfox" 5: when your fanart gallery takes up more hard drive space than windows XP. 6: When you get in trouble in art class for only drawing Krystal... 7: when you can play the SF theme on 20 different insetments. 1: when Nintendo announces thier return to board games, and thus never plan to make another SF game, you sware your life is over...... 2:when after the forsaid, you try to purchase the franchise with your lemonade money.... 3:when you find a forum with SF in it that you arent a member (might be this one) you go into convulsions 4: your fan art is almost indistinguisable from the pro work..... 5: nintendo gives you a medal for you undying starfox knowledge... 6: when you clone SF64 without hacking anything... 7: when you know your DFO/SF.org/SF-O pals better than your parents 8: you have a pet fox. 9: you name said fox Krystal. 10: you have considerd making a fox version of VG-cats. 11: you know nothing more than SF and Doritos... Hope you like.... sad,sad day...I think I've given up on the forum for my wesite...oh well...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Krystal Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Ha.... Haha........ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Chokes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 "when you can play the SF theme on 20 different insetments. " Hmm... counting time... (admittedly, I haven't played some of these, but I know I could) 1 F Horn 2 Trumpet 3 Piano 4 Marimba 5 Xylophone 6 Vibraphone 7 Organ 8 guitar (sort of...) 9 violin (sort of...) 10 harmonica (If it is a chromatic model, My bending still needs work) 11 glockenspiel 12 celesta 13 tubular chimes 14 harpsichord 15 clavinet 16 flugelhorn 17 crotales 18 theremin (with a little practice...) 19 wagner tuba (with a little practice...) 20 mellophone O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I can play the StarFox theme on a couple hundred instruments. ...I load different patches in Reason... Also You know you've played too much StarFox when, in lasertag/paintball, you find yourself crying out, "Hold A to charge your laser!" You know you've played too much StarFox when your sound card's equaliser choices you've preset are: Techno, rock, vocal, StarFox. You know you've played too much StarFox when there's a layer of dust all throughout your house, excepting a trail of footsteps between your refridgerator, bathroom and Nintendo consoles... You know you've played too much StarFox when you find yourself writing affectionate notes to your favourite character. You know you've played too much StarFox when you find a bunch of sketches you've done of yourself and your character... All of which should be parental-advisory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Krystal Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 You know you've played too much StarFox when you try to do a barrel roll in a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 You know you have played too much starfox when you are thinking out of the ordinary in a starfox way......*coughs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Dark Fox, I want you to post pictures of that stuff. Expecially an edited version of the clay model (assuming that it exists). You know you're obsessed with Star Fox when you can't bring yourself to call Star Fox Adventures a badly designed game. (Be honest, if it weren't for Krystal/Fox, it would little redeaming value.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox P McCloud Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 OK, here goes -All your nintendo systems have a SF cartridge or CD in them. -If you place a non-Star Fox cartridge/CD in the system, you feel as though you are cheating on the Star Fox franchise. -Most of your music CD colletion conists of nothing, but Star Fox Music - You consider getting a Star Fox related license plate. - You roleplay over 5 hours straight as Fox McCloud. - After the former, you think you're Fox McCloud. - Your room decorations/theme consists of of nothing but Star Fox related items. - You routinely walk around town in your Star Fox Super Weekend bomb jacket. - You're apalled when someone ask you what your favorite game is when they have already looked at your jacket. - You're afraid to tell your friends how much money you have spent on Star Fox items. - You browse E-bay every night in hopes of finding Star Fox related items. - You e-mail the company that made the Star Fox prototype figurines in hopes of purchasing one. - You know all the Star Fox collectors around - Your cell phone ring tone is the SNES Star Fox theme - You have several Star Fox songs stores on your cell-phone - You plan on playing Star Fox Adventures all the way through....without stopping once. - You fail to complete the former task, and feel as though you have horridly failed. - You write an essay for school on Classic video-games, and Star Fox is mentioned on more than one occassion. - Your teacher actually likes your paper. - The first city you start in Sim City 4 is called "Corneria City" - You edit Rise of Nations (A real time strategy game) so that you have several custom nations: "Cornerians" "MacBethians", and "Venomians". - You're a member of 4 or more Star Fox forums - You repeatedly contact Nintendo about the original figurines picture in the SNES Star Fox manual - You know every single detail about Fox, whether it be actual, implied, or guesstimated. - You calculate Fox's pants size -You calculate that Fox's heigh-to weight ratio is actually incorrect, and you are thus disgusted that Nintendo has marred the greatest video-game character of all. - You play all the Star Fox games routinely, in spite of the fact that you have beat some of them 100s of times, and others many times. - You setup your MSN "new IM message" sound to the Star Fox static from Star Fox 64. - You know that Fox's ancestry: German, English, and Irish. - You buy the Star Fox strategy guides because you simply love looking at them. - You play Star Fox music on the piano - You have all good Star Fox flash animations saved on your computer - You research Fox's clothes with the intention of buying them for yourself Well, I'm sure you have figured it out by now, but all of those are not made up...they're all actual things I am guilty of...heheheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 - You consider getting a Star Fox related license plate. DZComposer got that.. - You're a member of 4 or more Star Fox forums Im in 4 >>.. no ofence.. just wanted to type/mark thoose out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger One Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Here's a few more. You have dreams in which you are Fox McCloud. You have dreams in which you are your StarFox Fan Caracter. Um... and I'm guilty of both, and the funny thing is, these dreams continue off each other. Yeah, crazy, I know. Anyways... Some others: You compare your personality to any (or all) of the StarFox characters, and find you match one almost perfectly, or come very close. You visit fan-fiction sites daily to read Star Fox fics. If you can't find any good fics, you write one of your own. When in Microsoft Flight Simulator, you find yourself thinking "Do a barrel roll!" When in any non Star Fox flight or combat simulator, you keep thinking "Do a barrel roll!", even when it'd be impossible or stupid to do one. When you look for mods for flight simulators with the intent of adding Arwings and Wolfens to the program(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 When you have your locker completely covered in StarFox related items.....(i have Renamon aswell... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox P McCloud Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Here's a few more. You have dreams in which you are Fox McCloud. I have had such dreams.....they're simply awesome...now if I can master lucid dreaming, then dream-control...well, the sky will be the limit! You compare your personality to any (or all) of the StarFox characters' date='[/quote'] I'm definitely guilty of this one.... Yes, guilty as charged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArwingMaster Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 When you're playing another aircraft game and want to flip, U-turn or barrell roll. When you find out how to do the above manuvers you jump for joy When you build a car to look like a modified Arwing. When the only reason you go to the Blue Angel's show is to compare them to Fox's flying When all you can say are quotes from Star Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 When You say DO A BARREL ROLL five times a day. When You scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like slippy from sf64 when you die in a game. When You make a giant Lego Arwing and try to fly it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Fox Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Well, I have had some dreams about my character, Shard. This is how I created him. Here are more.... When you ask the show Pimp My Ride to turn your car into a Landmaster. When you think all guys you meet look like Fox or all girls look like Krystal. When you randomally start saying quotes from the games. (EX: Walking down an alley and saying, "It's quiet. Too Quiet.") When you have a shrine dedicated to one or more of the characters. When you ask the show Extreme Makeover to change your house into the Great Fox. When you get hurt and then go running around looking for a floating first aid kit. When something happens and you think to yourself "What would (insert Star Fox character of choice) do in this situation?" When you want to meet someone like Fox if you're a girl or Krystal if you're a guy. When you spend more time studying the Instruction manual to a Star Fox game than reading anything else. When your friends ask if you want to hang out with them, you say, "Can't. I have to find the last Spell Stone." When you make a costume of your favorite character. When you walk into a video game or any store that sells games in said costume. When you hear any news about genetic coding and you think that they are one step closer to creating furries and Star Fox characters. When before doing something you wait for General Pepper to give you the next mission. JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 These are great.... would you folks be offended if I added thease......... OMG!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies* ...when you make a mode of kystals staff ...when you build A FLYABLE arwing.....(I know a guy who tried this.....Modified a BD-5J) ...when said vessale works (his kinda did.....will post a pic, when I find it...) ...when your GF gets blue laundry soap all over herself, and you find her more attractive ( ) ...When you have dreamed you where a human lost in corneria (giluty) ...when you make a fic based on it (Darkshift) ...when the forsaid has been edited for content SEVERAL TIMES.....(nope....) ....when you wish you GF where a Vulpine.......Ummmmm.....yeah........ ........ Where you use a voice morpher to change <insert song>'s lead singesr to fox....... will poist more on my board when I get the chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox P McCloud Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Where you use a voice morpher to change <insert song>'s lead singesr to fox....... I wish there was a program that could do that...*chuckles* I would most definitely do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 I wish there was a program that could do that...*chuckles* I would most definitely do that. AV VCS 3.1.......hehe ...when you make SF ships for Orbiter Space Flight Simulator! ...when they induct you in the next SF just because you fandom is so well known........... and maybe I Will post that clay model When you break your schools rapid protyping machene just by doing up a Wolfen for your room......... ....It's bad if you acctually bought it, just for this purpouse..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox P McCloud Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 That's an interresting program, but I don't see how you could make your own voice/someone else's voice to sound like Fox's voice. here are some (from now on, mine are not neccessarily one's that I'm guilty of) - You have attained a score of 2,400 or higher in Star Fox 64. - You lost your sanity whilst doing the former. - You buy clothing only if it's something that you think that a specific Star Fox character would wear. - When you meet someone who says they have eaten frog legs, you scream out "Nooooooo!" Just like Slippy. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 1. When you get on SF-O every day or every other day and talk about Starfox-related stuffs. 2. When you draw or write fanfics about Starfox characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbital Fox Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 ...when your GF gets blue laundry soap all over herself, and you find her more attractive ( ) Guilty as charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Guilty as charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XG Fox Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 when you wish your GF where a vulpine If I HAD a girlfriend, yes, I'd be far BEYOND guilty on this one... ;>_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbital Fox Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 When you try to beat Steve9's score repetitively and don't give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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