You know you play too much Starfox when...

[Steve]

mmm...well...prepare becuase...I´m going for the 7500, hell yea!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Eclipsed Phoenix]

mmm...well...prepare becuase...I´m going for the 7500' date=' hell yea!!!!!!!!!![/color']

GUILTY!!! or almost guilty anyway, the highest we(DF and I) got was 6950...(i think)

[Dark Fox]

If I HAD a girlfriend, yes, I'd be far BEYOND guilty on this one... ;>_>

YEAH!!!!!!

I think I am gonna add these too my web site when I get the chance, and rig it to show a random one every time you view the home page....

...when you go to furry conventions, dressed as a

SF char.

...when you make a custom PC case that is starfox themed (not yet)

...when you have acctually considerd getting a "Krystal Lover" Vynal set for your car...(yep...)

....when you have the randomly have the urge to stop, drop, and ROLL.

....when you quadruple the size of the Wikipeadia entry for Starfox.

...and add all of the lines (somebody did that)

.... when the word "Kitsune" makes you drool uncontrollably, and you don't know what that is.

...when you find out, you go into cardiac arrest....

...when you FRIGHTIN Trekkies, SW fans, and Adult Swim forum RIF's (Rabid Iunyasha Fan) in three posts with your uber SF fandom.

...when they REMOVE Inuyasha to make room for a Krystal slide show, just because of you....

....When you try to deduct SF stuff from your taxes....

I just thought of one, but I think I might PM it to DZ first, 'cus it would eathier blow over th kids' heads........or I'd get banned......and that don't sound good.......

[Dark Fox]

XG Fox:

If I had girlfriend, yes, I'd be far BEYOND guilty on this one...

YEAH!!!!!!

I think I am gonna add these too my web site when I get the chance, and rig it to show a random one every time you view the home page....

...when you go to furry conventions, dressed as a

SF char.

...when you make a custom PC case that is starfox themed (not yet)

...when you have acctually considerd getting a "Krystal Lover" Vynal set for your car...(yep...)

....when you have the randomly have the urge to stop, drop, and ROLL.

....when you quadruple the size of the Wikipeadia entry for Starfox.

...and add all of the lines (somebody did that)

.... when the word "Kitsune" makes you drool uncontrollably, and you don't know what that is.

...when you find out, you go into cardiac arrest....

...when you FRIGHTIN Trekkies, SW fans, and Adult Swim forum RIF's (Rabid Iunyasha Fan) in three posts with your uber SF fandom.

...when they REMOVE Inuyasha to make room for a Krystal slide show, just because of you....

....When you try to deduct SF stuff from your taxes....

I just thought of one, but I think I might PM it to DZ first, 'cus it would eathier blow over th kids' heads........or I'd get banned......and that don't sound good.......

quotes are broken, guys......... :compcrash:

[ranzick]

you know you play to much starfox when you played every starfox game their is

[Dark Fox]

you know you play to much starfox when you played every starfox game their is

..when you download apache and phpBB on your pc, just so you can write Adbot killing software for the forum

...when your home-made 3D models have 5 time the poly count of nintendo's

...Nintendo offers to buy said models for $20,000,000, but you give them away just to contribute to the StarFox world.

[EvolutionSFox]

When you call your pet monkey Andrew.

[Ludvig11]

.. or when you calls your pet-fox "Fox" or James..

[Guest Kit Airheart]

Or pet doggy Bill ;p

[EvolutionSFox]

^ That's actually very common, Kit.

xD

[Guest Kit Airheart]

Yeah, but how many are porpusely named after him?

Besides, one syllable names is a bad idea for a pet's name, so go with Bill Grey. That'd be awesome.

[EvolutionSFox]

George, Jim, Joe and Clim are good pet names. </Out>

On topic - I wonder if someone would be so obsessive to name their frog Slippy? Or spray paint their car the colors of a arwing.

[Guest Kit Airheart]

I'd have to disagree with you on the pet names, but...yeah.

Pretty sure I had a frog named Slippy, if not something similar to it...but it died...just like our hamster Kirby XD

[Dark Fox]

George, Jim, Joe and Clim are good pet names. </Out>

On topic - I wonder if someone would be so obsessive to name their frog Slippy? Or spray paint their car the colors of a arwing.

One of my freinds is considering the paint thing........

...When your fist home made game had an rwing in it (guilty)

...When you spend time writing a complete (.5 meg) Char sheet for your revamped SF fan fic (guilty)

...You design a starfox themed chatroom system (gilty)

...this is the onliy place you go to on the internet

...you are on a first name basis with the entire dev staff.....

[EvolutionSFox]

One of my freinds is considering the paint thing........

...When your fist home made game had an rwing in it (guilty)

...When you spend time writing a complete (.5 meg) Char sheet for your revamped SF fan fic (guilty)

...You design a starfox themed chatroom system (gilty)

...this is the onliy place you go to on the internet

...you are on a first name basis with the entire dev staff.....

<<

Making fanfics is awesome. 8)

[Dark Fox]

And Time consuming too.

...when there is at least ten hidden-puchline jokes in said fanfic

...when you take several months to work on it (guilty)

...when oyu hack super starwars and replace luke with Fox...

<<

Making fanfics is awesome. 8)

[Dark Fox]

...when you got bord, you transcribed sf 64's lines, on the the back of a paper napkin.....

....you didn't forget a SINGLE line

...When you help a customer get their TV by comparing the satilite reciver to the Starfox game you hear in the background.

...It helps them out.

...you have read Darkshift.

...You make a starfox piniata, but when Cinco de Mayo comes around, you cant bring yourself to bust it open.

...you payedc for the japenese version of starfox, just so you'd have it.....

...you invent a "starfox dance", and it catches on.

...you render a Krystal vid, to the tune of that "Honkey Tonk Donkey Donk" contry song.

...and then an even racier version to T-pane's "I'm in love with a stripper" (that would be AWSOME......*drool*)

[brotheroffalco]

... You name your daughter Katt

... You give your daughter the middle name Monroe

... You name your daughter Krystal

... You nickname your son Peppy

... you quote starfox at random points in the day(guilty)

... memorize the the entire SF64 script

... write shortstory based on Starfox for school (guilty)

[Guest HYLIANWOLFEN]

*is guilty of the same things BOF is guilty of*

... You know you've played too much Star Fox when Slippy defeats the boss of Sector X.

[Dark Fox]

*is guilty of the same things BOF is guilty of*

... You know you've played too much Star Fox when Slippy defeats the boss of Sector X.

Heheh

...when you use an SFX screen shot as a background (Guilty)

...when you use Adacity to hack Krystal's voice off of a vid made by arwing master, which you downloaded from putfile. (guilty as charged)

...when you brag about this.

...when you try to get the pitch waveform, so you can sound like Krystal (guilty)

...You remix the SFx corneria theme (tried and failed.....)

...more space is devoted to starfox then mp3's

...most of those are Krystal pics.

...if you have 450...Slippy fanarts, not to mention the rest.

...if slippy says more then ten lines in your fanfic, and it is not about him (guilty)

...two pages in one chapter of your fanfic consist of humorus. vaguely risqué dialouge.

...you can think up more of these.

...you have contribute to the list more then once.

...You get a starfox background on your checks (that would be awsome)

...Nintendo name thier next gen console (after the Wii) Bubblegum tropical sunrise,it cost $1,100,has no dvd player,,and no mutiplayer (or split screen),and you still buy it.

...the forsaid just because of starfox.

...you're still reading this.

...the starfox starup screen is BURNED into you TV's screen.

...Starfox and fullmetal alchemist are the only thins that have been on you tv within the last year...

...and the latter only comes on when your gc needs to cool off.

[Guest _Kally_]

...when you got bord, you transcribed sf 64's lines, on the the back of a paper napkin.....

....you didn't forget a SINGLE line

...When you help a customer get their TV by comparing the satilite reciver to the Starfox game you hear in the background.

...It helps them out.

...you have read Darkshift.

...You make a starfox piniata, but when Cinco de Mayo comes around, you cant bring yourself to bust it open.

...you payedc for the japenese version of starfox, just so you'd have it.....

...you invent a "starfox dance", and it catches on.

...you render a Krystal vid, to the tune of that "Honkey Tonk Donkey Donk" contry song.

...and then an even racier version to T-pane's "I'm in love with a stripper" (that would be AWSOME......*drool*)

I always figured someone would do that. Whenever I hear that song I think of Krystal in a cowgirl hat with little ity bity shorts on XD

And it's Honkytonk Badonkadonk. <3

I love that song yo.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

-you make up a prophecy that Star Fox will land on Earth and take you away to Corneria on a certain date.

-it happens.

[Dark Fox]

@ Kally: LOL, yea, I've only heard a few times

*Begins to sing*

Hustlers shootin' eightball

Throwin' darts at the wall

Feelin' damn near ten feet tall

Here she comes, lord help us all

Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair

Poor ole boy, it ain'this fault

It's so hard not to stare

At that honkytonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

With that honkytonk badonkadonk

Now honey, you can't blame her

For what her mama gave her

It ain't right to hate her

For workin' that money-maker

Band shuts down at two

But we're hangin' out till three

We hate to see her go

But love to watch her leave

With that honkytonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

With that honkytonk badonkadonk

Ooh, thats what I'm talkin'bout right there, honey

That honkytonk badonkadonk

Ohhh this is her favorite song

You know that right

You know that right

Money-maker

You know that right

We don't car bout the drinkin'

Barely listen to the band

Our hands, they start a shakin'

When she gets the urge to dance

Drivin' everybody crazy

You think you fell in love

Boys, you better keep you distance

You can look but you can't touch

That honkytonk badonkadonk

Keepin' perfect rhythm

Make ya wanna swing along

Got it goin' on

Like Donkey Kong

And whoo-wee

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

There outta be a law

Get the sheriff on the phone

Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

That honkytonk badonkadonk

Yeah, that honkytonk badonkadonk

That honkytonk badonkadonk

That's it, right there boys

That's why we do what we do

It ain't for the money,

It ain't for the glory,

It ain't for the free whiskey

It's for the badonkadonk

-you make up a prophecy that Star Fox will land on Earth and take you away to Corneria on a certain date.

-it happens.

LOL, then I'm DOOMED!

[Rogue Fox]

Mwahahaha!!!!

More!!!

When you ask your girlfriend to paint herself blue.

When you create a Star Fox cult.

When the only thing you read is Star Fox fanfics.

When your buy the Nintendo Revolution just so you can wait for the new Star Fox Game.

When something happens to you, you say, "What would (insert Star Fox character's name) do?"

When you somehow tie every term paper or essay into Star Fox.

When you get a job at NASA just on the chance you'll visit Corneria.

When you go to space camp.

When your greatest Vallentines Day present is when you girlfriend begins speaking in a British accent like Krystal.

When you swear at people in Dino Language.

When you mistakingly say Scarabs instead of dollars.

When you try finding friends who act just like Slippy, Krystal, Falco, and Peppy. (I actually have several who act like this)

When you equate everybody personality to a Star Fox character.

When you build a working Arwing for your Eagle Scout Project.

When all your clothes have something Star Fox related.

When you have clothes that are just like the ones the Star Fox characters wear.

When you modify a DnD game to include Star Fox characters and weapons.

Phew...

JIM

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

--you call the engine of your vehicle a "G-diffuser."