You know you play too much Starfox when...

[Dark Fox]

...You make starfox music videos on a regular basis

...You make your own starfox candy for easter

...you go to a starfox convention (and have been for several years)

...you have visited the Starfox Hotel (guilty)

...you think starfox is the pinnicle of human invention

...when you get to consoles, to tv's, and to starfox games, then race your freinds.

...they stop 'cuz you alwase win.

..."fangame" is in your list of accomplishments.

...you have your own office with a gc, soda fountain, and bathroom at Nintendo's headqurters.

...you live here constantly, and they don't mind.

...you make a Life-Sized plushie of Krystal.

...you spend more time with it then your GF

...you read all of these and are like "been there, done that"

[EvolutionSFox]

I always figured someone would do that. Whenever I hear that song I think of Krystal in a cowgirl hat with little ity bity shorts on XD

And it's Honkytonk Badonkadonk. <3

I love that song yo.

Yes, I've so pictured that in my mind(that song plays constantly on our bus... country station ). That song is so awesome!

[Ludvig11]

..You know you plays to much starfox when you plays to much starfox

[Steve]

....when suddenly a storm comes and the wind blows your window...and then you have to hold the rain , with your own bed, but the water is entering and you are just there...trying to save your stuff...XD(real though...<.<)

[Sol-Ratcht Saporro]

..You know you plays to much starfox when you plays to much starfox

Makes sense to me......

[Dark Fox]

Makes sense to me......

YEP!

...when you you use drafting instements to draw krystal

...when you have a very impressive sf playlist (guilty)

...when you write a poem to Krystal, and it is five pages long.

...when your like "Dark Fox, whay haven't you thought of...", and name like 150 more.

...when you say "Stinking Ape" when your car gets wreaked

...You hold SEVERAL guiness book of world records entries, and all of them involve Starfox.

...several of these aren't nice.

...When you dream about Krystal beating the living S*** out of bonzo the clowm (YAYYYYYYYY!!!)

...when you witness this happen.

...your boss remembers that you like starfox before he remembers your name.

...even your grandpa knows what starfox is.

...you've thought "guilty" to all of the Krystal ones.

[Guest Kit Airheart]

Honky...Tonk? I don't think I want to know...

This topic would be better off named, "You know you're obsessed with Krystal when..." ^^;

Well, um, I'll try anyway...

You know your obsessed with StarFox when...

-Your MP3 player is full of hundreds of remixes of the StarFox theme song.

-Your games cases have game cases.

-You have that bottle of green soda that came with the reservation at Target locked up in your closet, along with that old case of Billy Beer

[ranzick]

you know when you play to much atsrfox when you whear a costum thats starfoxand play starfox

[Dark Fox]

Honky...Tonk? I don't think I want to know...

This topic would be better off named, "You know you're obsessed with Krystal when..." ^^;

Well, um, I'll try anyway...

You know your obsessed with StarFox when...

-Your MP3 player is full of hundreds of remixes of the StarFox theme song.

-Your games cases have game cases.

-You have that bottle of green soda that came with the reservation at Target locked up in your closet, along with that old case of Billy Beer

LOL!

some of my old freinds where like that.......I have a few remixes, but not that many!

@SF45

(Guilty, at least the playing part.)

...when you frequently type "*first poster dance*" on all of the SF forums that you visit

...when you have posted at least twice as many times as all of the admins...combined......

...when you can add the mods into this figure, and it bearly makes a dent...

...when your avatar on every forum you go to is starfox themed. (guilty)

...when you are in the first page of members (listed highest posters first)

...when others send food to third world contries, you send starfox stuff.

...you call nintendo and ask if you could marry Krystal/Fox....and they say yes, and hang up.

...you freak out you freind with you fandom.

...they start to like starfox...

...you think the Arwing is the start of an arespace revilution.

...You mention your starfox collection in your living will....

...you have played SF2

...You have said game legitamatly (there only 12 carts in existance, you do the math.)

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

--you leave Star Fox in your SNES, ALL THE TIME.

Guilty! And it's covered in dust! Ahhhhh!! *gets a rag and some Pledge*

[Dark Fox]

--you leave Star Fox in your SNES, ALL THE TIME.

Guilty! And it's covered in dust! Ahhhhh!! *gets a rag and some Pledge*

...When you down load every DA every on starfox.........

...you open a SF Cafe'

...You consider an SF charicter a role model.

...you make your own platum SFA disk.

...You like adventures more then zelda.

...You make your own "krystal staff" (Will be guilty)

...You stick a real taser on one end....

...your freinds call it "Mr. shocky" for your fasinaction with shocking then with it.

...you mod SC2 to replace Sueng Mina with krystal, and Kilik with Fox.

...and namco likes it better

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

--whenever your friends ask you for advice, you always say "Do a barrel roll!"

[Rogue Fox]

More!!!

when you start dressing like Star Fox characters.

when you go to air shows just in case there's an Arwing there.

when you watch the news and when a report on Iraq appears you say, "If star fox was here, the war would end in a matter of days."

when you create a fursuit of your favorite character.

when you feel the meaning of life can be found in star fox.

when you make life sized cardboard cutouts of a starfox character, and carry it around with you.

when you start talking to said cutouts.

when you take up martial arts just so you can learn how to use a staff like Krystal's.

When you buy a huge plasma screen TV just so you could play star fox.

when your idea of a good time with your boyfriend/ girlfriend is having a role playing conversation as Fox and Krystal.

[Dark Fox]

More!!!

when you go to air shows just in case there's an Arwing there.

...

when your idea of a good time with your boyfriend/ girlfriend is having a role playing conversation as Fox and Krystal.

^^^HEHEHEHEHE^^^^^^^^^^^

...When you go to the dentist, and the only thing that puts you in the seat is "Fox would sit here without compliant"

...After this, you like the dentist.

...you've burned up more than one SFX cart (guilty)

...and a dozen controllers, just playing starfox.

...you have placed 70,000 comments on DA, all of which relate to sf.

...you use 3ds to render a steroscopic image of Krystal/Fox, and stare at it fo hours.

...you start your next fanfic with "Along time ago in the Lylat system"

...you freak hardcore trekkies, and SW fans out...

...you go to nintendo, and try to get a Fox coin out of one of those penny squishing things like at the zoo.

...you waste $50 in accomplishing this, and turn said coin into a necklace.

[Kal]

--whenever your friends ask you for advice' date=' you always say "Do a barrel roll!"[/quote']

Guilty as charged. Along with, "When in doubt, try a somersault," and, "PANIC!!" and the occasional, "Ask yourself: WWCND?"

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

*brain is turning flips trying to figure out what the "CN" stand for*

--you think that a Star Fox character is destined to be your boyfriend/girlfirend, and later husband/wife.

I wonder what the kids would look like...*shudders*

[Kal]

*brain is turning flips trying to figure out what the "CN" stand for*

Hint: It has absolutely nothing to do with Star Fox and everything to do with roundhouse kicks to da FACE.

[Guest Kit Airheart]

--you think that a Star Fox character is destined to be your boyfriend/girlfirend, and later husband/wife.

Nuuuuuu!! XD

You know you're obsessed with StarFox when you buy little red baseball caps because they remind you of Slippy's, or certain thick shades because they remind you of James.

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Hint: It has absolutely nothing to do with Star Fox and everything to do with roundhouse kicks to da FACE.

Hmm...even so, I still have no clue!

--you have every cutscene from every Star Fox game stored on your computer.

I wish I did. :(

[Dark Fox]

--you have every cutscene from every Star Fox game stored on your computer.

DF PC:"Recording in progess, master....."

DF:"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!........."

...when a SW fan goes onto the fourm, rips down SF with mindless abandon. and half the members override the cuss-protection. (saw this on an sf bord that no longer exists)

...The mods and admins do the same (True story, swear to God)

(Sorry I should ve put this eriler, Cussbloker topic reminded me of it, the site was dead when I got there...RIP, hardcoere defenders of Star Fox, just don't do the cus thing.....)

[Guest Mithos Kionisu]

Hint: It has absolutely nothing to do with Star Fox and everything to do with roundhouse kicks to da FACE.

Chuck Norris. Jack Bouer is better.

...when you over analizer ever vehicle and weapon in the game and try to figure out how they work *guilty*

[Dark Fox]

...when you over analizer ever vehicle and weapon in the game and try to figure out how they work *guilty*

..........What wait, oh yeah Guilty!

*returns to work on g-diffuser issue*

[Krystal]

..........when all the boards you go to are starfox related.

[Ludvig11]

([Offtopic:] All boards I go to, as far as I know.. are Starfox related, even tougth I haven't plaid Starfox in many months..[/Offtopic])

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

--you have a six-figure annual salary and you spend it all on Star Fox merchandise.