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The Cornerian Complex


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(A Warning Star_Dragon. Violence of any kind was banned from this RP. ANY KIND. So if your going where i think your going with this please be advised that its not allowed anymore)

"And let me tell you!" Balsa shouts in the middle of a horrably disturbing story. "It was everywhere! I had it in my hair and clothes for weeks. Chayrlin racked up over a grand in laundry bills, and Trebia refuses to even look a baby carrots again!"

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(I was never going to get violent. You'd have to talk to the new Sangheili to get an accurate picture of who he is and what his purpose is in coming here.)

The Sangheili simply drank his ale, ignoring the shouting Balsa. Zuko was his name - Zuko 'Mortumee.

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"...and so eventually" Chayrlin says, smirking with badly contained mirth. "We Had to find out what happened to the girl. So we hoist this carcass up and neatly chuck it at this hell beast. But it turns out That the God had turned the girl into the monster we fed the corpse to and the corpse into a 160 pound brick of arsenic"

Chayrlin sighs and smirks. "So we lost the God, We lost the Girl who was doing the god, and we had to deal with Brick shitting jokes until we fought him again."

Balsa Roars with laughter at the memory, tears rolling down her eyes. She looks up next to her, the Elite Drinking with more dignity than she contained in her entire body in his left pinkie.

"Wanna hear how it ends? She is gonna be wrapped up in the details for about a few dozen more minutes." Balsa asks Zuko.

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Zuko chuckled. "Actually, I came here looking for someone," he responded. He looked over to Balsa and her comrades. "I don't suppose you or your comrades have heard the name Darth Faasnu?"

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Looking at Chris, Nora shrugged, "S.S.D.D." She said, perhaps that'd explain her story well... A very tough case to crack, yet at the same time, it seemed like she -wanted- to speak her mind, just didn't have the proper way to do so. Trust never came easy for her, but for good reason, because when she did trust someone, she really did trust them, anyone could draw this conclusion from deduction of her "friends"

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"Yeah, I can sorta relate... for instance; I'm in a band and no one wants to give us a chance to get are names out there",Chris said to Nora.

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"Nope, Doesnt sound like a sith name though" Balsa drank merrily from the glass aside her. THe amber liquid flowed down her gullet and she smacked her lips as noisly as possible.

"did you get the name right? Sith names are routes of other words, maybe whoever sent you got the name wrong"

"And so i had to wrestle with this guy, who is screaming about nanomachines or some bullcrap, and The Commander walks up and Smashes this Sarcophagus against his face, knocking him out cold." Chayrlin kept going on and on, the tale of her initiation never ceasing.

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Zuko shrugged. "Oh, well," he said. "Like I said, I came here looking for Faasnu. I had heard he was alive, even after that... incident over on Coruscant. But from what I hear, he... doesn't remember anything - a freak case of amnesia, I guess. Still, I wonder how much he has truly forgotten..." in an aside directed to no one in particular, he mused, "And I wonder if he'll recognize me..."

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"Yea sure, HEY BARTENDER ANOTHER SODA" Balsa Recieves the carbonated Teeth rot distilled with a swipe of her hand and a chug. Finishing her swig, she slams the cup back on the counter, looking at Zuko.

"Why are you looking for this Faasnusnu guy?" She asks.

"Meanwhile, i brain this dumbkoff using this two feet long... you know. And he cries "Save me Carmen!" Chayrlin continues to her rapt audiance.

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"Well, honestly," Zuko said, "I knew him... long ago. He made bogus claims of being immortal, but he's saved my ass on more accounts than one. We met on..." The Sangheili paused, rubbing his temple as he recalled the day he met Faasnu, then continued, "... Epsilon Eridani - Reach. He was looking into something there that was of great importance to him... something about a rogue Yaut'ja hunter in the forest near an outpost. Regardless, he saved my life, and we've known each other since."

Zuko paused to drink his ale, then continued, "Even though he stayed on the fringes, I always knew how to find him. However, he... disappeared. Went missing during an incident on Coruscant, and I haven't seen or heard from him since."

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"SHould have pushed him off something. False Immortals shouldnt be kept alive" Balsa pegged the football Straight at Chayrlin, who charecteristicly ducked. This sent the ball straight at the Back of Nora's head.

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Nora was about to say something to Chris when a foreign object smashed into the back of her head. Her head moved slightly forward on impact, the ball bouncing off and onto the ground. She clenched her teeth as a low growl escaped her throat. Turning her head backwards, the dragoness picked up the ball, chucking it back at Balsa.

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Balsa Headbutted the lethal projectile and it went flying off into the crowd. Nursing her now bleeding forehead, the illogical fallacies of football injuries aside, She took a drink, then sighed. "ouch"

"Then Balsa Twisted it inside him, you should have heard how girly he screamed when she removed it. Never saw how he ran away with the gaping hole in his..." Chayrlin barely noticed any other passings as she continued her eternally long story"

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"You alright Nora?",Chris asked in a concerned but still calm tone and not necessarily just physically but emotionally as well.

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Her face returning to its normal deadpan state, Nora nodded, "I'm fine" She sighed, "I get agitated sometimes..."

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"Well... I hope it eventually gets better for you, Nora",Chris said complaisantly not knowing any other words to comfort her.

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Beside him, Chayrlin still was engrossed in her tale, having taken out the diagrams to prove what Balsa did to the Rogue Diety was in fact anatomically possable. She pulled the first board off, the picture of detailed human anatomy replaced by a picture of a Bull.

Balsa was engrossed in her own tale, babbling to Zuko about her various fights over the years, most of them embellished with graphic scenes that sounded too fanciful to believe. It was here that Trebia reentered the conversation, Going from a handstand to stading on Balsa's shoulders, the smaller snake woman barely phasing the 8 feet tall Warrior.

"Heee~eeey there Sangheli!" She greeted, almost sliding Down Balsa's body to press herself against Zuko. "Whats your name? Mines Trebia..." She pressed a finger to her maw and pouted "Can i play with your plasma sword?"

Balsa took this time to reflect on the finer things in life, such as suddenly spitting her carbonated confectionery all over the table in front of her, laughing and choking all the while.

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Zuko couldn't help but chuckle. "Sorry," he told Trebia, "I don't carry a plasma sword - and I came here unarmed... So to speak. As far as names go, my name is Zuko." He paused to sip on his Romulan ale, then got a second glass. "I came here to find an old friend..." he then began to recount the details he'd learned of Faasnu, followed by his trek here, culminating in the current conversation. "... But no one here seems to know where he is - much less who he is." The Sangheili warrior shrugged, unaware that the "Sith" in question had walked past the bar, seemingly lost. "I was about to head out into the depths of this place to look for him."

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Despite the seriousness of Zuko's Quest, and the tone of which he spoke, Balsa only laughed harder, slamming her fist into the table repeatedly,almost tipping over in her chair.

"Oh Faasnu? The adorable man in the suit?" Trebia asked, well aware her innuendo had flown over Zuko's head. "Well, he was here a few minutes ago, im sure if you go running off into the complex you will bump into him!" She smiled, Circling around and draping her hand over his shoulder. "But im suuuuure if you stay here he will return at sooome point"

CHayrlin switches diagrams, flinging the old one into parts unknown. This one was of a large Horse/Cat hybrid, and several unplesent words surrounding it.

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Zuko blinked a couple of times, then commented, "I think you've had a little too much to drink." He sipped his Romulan Ale, then added, "Then again, I'm drinking, so I really can't say much." He downed his ale, slapped a tip on the counter, and said, "Such as it is, I must be go--"

"Hey!" Stated a familiar voice, his voice distorted by that mechanical thrum, "Do I know you?"

Zuko turned, and standing in the doorway was Faasnu.

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"Im a hellwyrm, i burn through alcohol faster then any species in the galaxy... Oh HAI Faasnu!" The ADD Strikes again as Trebia lands next to Faasnu, wrapping her arm around his waist. "Whats up my biomechanical friend?"

Balsa may have reached the point where Air is more expelled than inhaled as she struggles to stop laughing so she can breath.

And Chayrlin blabs on.

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( here is my character if anybody's interested ) Reaper walked in through the doors of the Complex. "So this is the place Wolf talked about." he thought as he walked over to a map of the building. It didn't take him long to find the pub and he headed that way. When he got there he stopped at the doorway and observed the room. Straight in front of him there was a lizard woman with her arm around a man in full armor. At the bar there was a Sangheli with a look of complete shock on his face, a human that was laughing to the point where she couldn't breath, and another human telling a story he didn't understand."Wonderful, a room full of drunks" he thought as he pushed past the lizard and sat in an empty seat at the bar.

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Nora sighed, standing as she looked around. Her eyes fell on the newcomer but only briefly. She looked to Chris and as politely as she could, excused herself. "I'll be back..." She said. She made her way to the table, demanding a drink from the bartender. Not having any money herself, she decided to use the only tactic she could. Fear. "Bartender, get me a drink or I will shove the tap right down your throat!" She threatened. The bartender, shaking now, complied.

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Reaper saw the dragon approach the bar and scare the bartender shitless. The scene almost made him laugh. "huh, fear tactics" he thought as he looked her over. "Hey" he said to the bartender, "While your at it I'll take a beer and a glass of water."

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"Two Beers please!" Trebia yelled, wrapping her arms around reaper and leaning on his shoulder. "Hee~eeey there, my Foxy friend" She brought up a chair , Maneuvaring into it with her tail and feet alone. "What brings you to this place?"

Chayrlin finally finishes her story, triumphantly stating "And i finally can look myself in the mirror without therapy!"

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