Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The Collie's uncertain clothes confused the mercenary. He shrugged though, "What can I get you?" He asked warmly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 With the appearance of the Collie's Schrodinger's Clothing, Balsa vowed to never, ever, stop drinking. She whips her head around to stare at the thud of the door opening. "Wheres the fire?" She asks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The collie looks up, in terror, but tries to collect himself: "Yeah, um, may I talk to the manager for a minute?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 He nodded, stepping out from behind the counter. His Olive colored Tshirt was complimented by his camouflage pants. "You're looking at him" He said, folding his arms, "What can I do for you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Hi...um weird question... can I hide behind the counter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "Do you have any money?" He asked. Maybe he could make a quick buck off this guy. "What are you hiding from anyway?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 You see, I'm kinda hiding from these two chumps. I was supposed to deliver an amount of cash to a certain gang as part of a trade for something (I don't know what its for). Lets just say someone forced me to execute the trade. I didn't buy anything, my criminal record is clean, but lets just say the guy who forced me to do it was doing this in order not not have to execute the trade in person, to avoid any "mishaps" as he calls it. He picked me because I know the ins and outs of the alleyways in this area. Anyways, I wish to hide behind the counter as soon as that other guy leaves, he is the one who put me in this mess in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 He wondered at this guy's lack of actual speaking yet he heard him. He dared not break the 4th wall, never again. "Like I said, do you have any money?" He reiterated, shifting his weight to his back foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "MY EARS" Balsa shreiks, clenching her auditory organs in pain. "I can hear eternity!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The only money I have is the money I have to bring to the gang. Anyways, the guy behind this. He is sitting in your bar right now, I just noticed. Grey fur, white mo-hawk, with the eyeliner and horrible fashion sense, that guy. HE'S CRAZY MAN! YOU GOTTA HELP ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "Alright" Balsa turns to the ranting and raving Collie, cleaning one of her ears with an idle pinkie. "i am too drunk to care who's metaphorical wanger is the largest. Stop shouting or ill start throwing punches" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Kage put his hand up, "Hold it, Balsa. You don't want to start anything. You're drunk." He said, "Remember, I can cut you off" He said. He hoped that this didn't end in a bloody nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Sorry, just...look, I can work at your place for a couple of weeks, is that a deal? Just let me hide here until the coast is clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "You want to work in the same place that the guy you're hiding from is in? You'd have better luck going and hiding somewhere else." He said. He had half a mind to shout 'HEY THIS IS THE GUY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR' while pointing wildly. But he kept his composure for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "She is hiding from him?" Balsa grins with a malignent visage. She quickly slams her fingers into her mouth and from her lips she whistles the cruelest and hardest whistle she could. The note rises and rises until the echo from one of the glasses nearly eclipses her own whistle. "HEY BEEFCAKE!" Balsa shouts at the aformentioned gentlemen. "YOUR QUARRY BE RIGHT HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "Listen, he travels from bar to bar, but never comes back to the same one. He says that new experiences 'thrill him'. I'll be safe here when he is gone." "She is hiding from him?" Balsa grins with a malignent visage. She quickly slams her fingers into her mouth and from her lips the cruelest and hardest whistle she could. The note rises and rises until the echo from one of the glasses nearly eclipses her own whistle. "HEY BEEFCAKE!" Balsa shouts at the aformentioned gentlemen. "YOUR QUARRY BE RIGHT HERE!" NO! DON'T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Kage facepalmed with the incredible power of a million Shadow Element clerks everywhere. In fact, he felt the collective presence of his own squad, hundreds of thousands of miles away facepalming as well. "Welp" He started, sidestepping so the collie was in plain sight, "I can't help you here, in fact, please, if trouble is going to be caused, I can't have it in here. This is a peaceful place." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "Listen...I'll...I'll take it out of my bank account tomorrow. 1 million, is that ok?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "DOWN IN FRONT MUSCLE HEAD!" Balsa continues her tirade, flailing her arms like a madwomen possessed. "I FOUND WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR. FOR THE LOVE OF NURGLE LOOK THE HELL OVER HERE!" Balsa actually jumps onto the barstool, cupping her mouth and shouting all her worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The Wolf doesn't pay attention "SHUT UP YOU DRUNKIE! I'm playing poker over here, and winning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 He sighed, going back behind the counter, "Listen buddy, I can't help you. Yer princess is in the wrong castle or some shit, I don't know. And-What?" He looked to the wolf sitting at the counter. "Who are you playing against over there?" He asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The Wolf replied "Your mother!" The collie looks at the Wolf... "Fine. Mr Bartender guy, do I have your permission to throw this guy out myself?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "CAN IT LOON, I FOUND YOUR CASH!" Balsa tips the chair over and surfs to the table, leaning over the man the wolf is playing with and smiles with melignince in her eyes. "You looking for some stolen cash, dog?" She asks, the man below her still playing as if this happened frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 He cringed at the mother remark. If only he knew. Slowly shaking his head, he pointed at the collie, "Leave. Please. I'll ask you nicely once." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talyl Landmaster Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Wolf: "Stolen cash? Nonono, I gave it to some wimp to give it to some stupid gang for weapons." Collie picks Wolf up from the collar Collie: "Here is the cash YOU gave me, and an extra 1million dollar check. Now GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS, OR I AM GOING TO NO LONGER BECOME A PACIFIST, YOU SLIME!" Wolf: "Woah, tuff words there...for a 4th grader. But since I'll get 1 mil out of it, I suppose I'll find someone else to do this assignment for me." Wolf begins to leave: "Goodbye, you miserable bar. Oh and 'Mr Bartender Guy', its a good thing you didn't allow him to hide here, otherwise I would have come after you next!" Wolf leaves the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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