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The Cornerian Complex


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Chis Agathol thought about promotions on the Turandaunt. Before long, he would have a commission, perhaps a command of his own. Well, he'd have to be a Commander first. There are a lot of ships in the fleet that need command grade officers and soon...maybe...just maybe...he could get lucky.

 

The red vulpine waved to the bartender.

 

Chis Agathol: "How much do I owe you?"

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"If you put your goddamned paws near my daughter or put anything near her i will break you and leave you in a rafter." Balsa says in a single fluid voice, her eyes no longer blinking and her face turned into a ferocious scowl.

Max: "If it bothers you, then can I give it to you instead?"

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"What kind of social disorder prevent you from taking any sort of hint?" Balsa asks, now shifting her body to glare at Max. "Keep yer stuff to yourself and stop leering at my daughter. I aint afraid to cut your jugular with my hands, Cat."

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Chis Agathol thought about promotions on the Turandaunt. Before long, he would have a commission, perhaps a command of his own. Well, he'd have to be a Commander first. There are a lot of ships in the fleet that need command grade officers and soon...maybe...just maybe...he could get lucky.

 

The red vulpine waved to the bartender.

 

Chis Agathol: "How much do I owe you?"

 

"Fifteen credits" The bartender said, reading the receipt under the table by his seat.  

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"What kind of social disorder prevent you from taking any sort of hint?" Balsa asks, now shifting her body to glare at Max. "Keep yer stuff to yourself and stop leering at my daughter. I aint afraid to cut your jugular with my hands, Cat."

Max: "I am quite aware of your motives and capabilities, Balsa. Must of been hard to raise a family by yourself. I quite admire your passion, I wish I could be more like you."

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"Fifteen credits" The bartender said, reading the receipt under the table by his seat.  

 

Chis Agathol: "Thanks, I'll take another Macbethian Ale, please. Here, keep the change. By the way, I'm new to this part of town. Do you know any good places to eat at?"

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"Ok this is getting really goddamned creepy" Balsa says. Putting her drink down and fully attaching her attention to Max. Gracia is fully behind her, protected by her bulk. "Why are you fucking stalking me and what kind of fucked up personality do you have that mine is superior? Who the hell are you that you know where Gracia and I come from?"

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"We got cooks in the back, here's a menu" The barkeep said to the fox, giving him a menu for food.  "Other than that there's the aformentioned Weenie Hut Jr's for ice cream, and if you want some nicer dining, there's a restaurant down the walkway that serves Earth food.  It's good stuff really."

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Max ignores her question: "BTW, when you leave tonight, take the left alleyway this time, not the right. You will thank me later."

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"Answer the goddamned question you shithead" Balsa stands up and pushes Max violently. "I swear to god i can rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. I swear to god i can. And ill do it with a smile and a joke! Either tell me what you want or you will leave here in more than 5 pieces!"

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Hunter tries once more to gain the bartenders attention, however he was far too busy with the customers, and at this point was certainly not in the mood to deal with Hunter's problems. "Surely there must be another way to figure out what went wrong. I know! I'll ask that Max guy. No wait, he's got a big issue on his hands, the kind of issue even I might be afraid to deal with. She looks like she really could hurt someone badly." Hunter thought.

 

Realizing he had not acted quickly enough, Hunter decides to look for the raccoon, but to no avail, as he had seemingly disappeared into the crowd.

 

"Man that guy is sneaky. Almost as good as me. I guess I have no choice but to return tomorrow."

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"Answer the goddamned question you shithead" Balsa stands up and pushes Max violently. "I swear to god i can rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. I swear to god i can. And ill do it with a smile and a joke! Either tell me what you want or you will leave here in more than 5 pieces!"

Max: "I know where everyone in this district lives, but I have never visited them. I even knew the location of this bar before I even moved here. I hope that answers your question."

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"We got cooks in the back, here's a menu" The barkeep said to the fox, giving him a menu for food.  "Other than that there's the aformentioned Weenie Hut Jr's for ice cream, and if you want some nicer dining, there's a restaurant down the walkway that serves Earth food.  It's good stuff really."

 

Chis looks at the menu.

 

Chis Agathol: "Hmmm, alright. I'll have the Three Cheese Grilled Cheese with the side of Seasoned Fires and I think I'll have that to go."

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"I dont live in this complex" She pushes him again. "I dont have time for your psychic bullshit, your psychic superiority complex, or your face looking at my daughter any longer." 

She spits on his feet. "Get out of my sight, Animal."

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The bartender spoke up, "Hold on guys, please.  We're supposed to be civil around here.  Please don't piss off Balsa." He said, "Need a goddamned sign with her around..." He mumbled, chuckling at the thought of a "Don't piss off the Balsa" sign.  He then nodded to Chis, writing down an order and passing it down the line to a cook.

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"I dont live in this complex" She pushes him again. "I dont have time for your psychic bullshit, your psychic superiority complex, or your face looking at my daughter any longer." 

She spits on his feet. "Get out of my sight, Animal."

Max: "Well, I do know every single location in the Lylat System, and beyond that. And I also know that if you take the right lane, a building will crash on top of you and your daughter. So I beg of you to take the left lane instead. You don't have to like me, just do it for yourselves, not for me, ok?" Max gets up, takes a napkin and wipes his shoes to get the spit off.

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"I dont live in this complex" She pushes him again. "I dont have time for your psychic bullshit, your psychic superiority complex, or your face looking at my daughter any longer." 

She spits on his feet. "Get out of my sight, Animal."

 

Chis Agathol: "Hey whoa, granted this ain't exactly a family place, but quit the spiting. You're making me sick."

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The bartender groaned.  He'd have to clean that up eventually.  "Come on guys, be civil.  Is it that much to ask?" He asked.

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"You know every single location in the lylat system except the path that isn't going to get your teeth knocked in." Balsa threatens, twitching as her rage builds. "I dont live in Lylat and I know for a fact you cant read my future or my Mind, Beast." She calms down as the rage abates to clear anger. "I also know for a fact that you have 27 bones in your hand and that i can get to 15 before the pain becomes mind numbing"

 

She turns to kage at his request. "He is perving on my Daughter!" She shouts.

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The bartender groaned.  He'd have to clean that up eventually.  "Come on guys, be civil.  Is it that much to ask?" He asked.

Max: "Understood sir. I'm trying the best I can."

 

 

 

Balsa: "You know every single location in the lylat system except the path that isn't going to get your teeth knocked in." Balsa threatens, twitching as her rage builds. "I dont live in Lylat and I know for a fact you cant read my future or my Mind, Beast." She calms down as the rage abates to clear anger. "I also know for a fact that you have 27 bones in your hand and that i can get to 15 before the pain becomes mind numbing"

 

Max: " Hurting me is quite unnecessary. I just wish for you two to be careful. Trust me, you don't want to take the right alleyway."

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"Fuck off asshole, i just told you you cant read my future. I would believe King Galbatorix, blessed be His holy name, over you every and all days." She turns and sets her sights back on her drink. "Are you still there? Get out of my sight."

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Unbeknown to Balsa, Max had given the girl a rare flower found in Platoon, and had given her a map, marked with the safest alleyways in the district for the next two weeks. All of a sudden, a large boom and crash could be heard from miles away and several fire and ambulance trucks speed past the bar.

Max: "Looks like I was able to keep you arguing with me long enough" he said to Balsa.

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"I'm sorry, we don't carry that kind of drink here.  If it doesn't have alcohol in it we don't call it ale.  You might want to try the place over there" He informed, pointing his finger out the window where another place was clearly visible, named "Weenie Hut Jr's: Ice Cream Bar"

"If your gonna be like that, make it mint saké... Leave the bottle", The Vulpine replied.

 "Been awhile Balsa, you haven't changed a bit have you?", He added

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"Momma!" As soon as Max got near Gracia,who leeps up from the chair and into the ceiling with an improbably large jump, Balsa grabs his collar and jerks him towards a table. "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER"

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"If your gonna be like that, make it mint saké... Leave the bottle", The Vulpine replied.

He nodded, grabbing a bottle of sake and putting it down on the table, "Your funeral" he said, "Just don't break the bottle"

 

He then noticed the goings on with the tiger and Balsa, "Hey!  Hey, I'm gonna have to ask you two to leave if you keep this up.  Just move away from each other, please.  I'll ask nicely once more."

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